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July 2023
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May 2023
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February 2023
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January 2023
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November 2022
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September 2022
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May 2022
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May 25, 2022
Personality Quiz: Are You Schizophrenic, Or Am I Just Behind You In Lecture With My Big Ass Magnet?
May 25, 2022
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May 12, 2022
Girlboss! This Woman Wrapped Herself In A Man's Comforter After Sex And Then Wore It All The Way Home
May 12, 2022
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May 5, 2022
Northwestern To Launch New, Even More Alarming Safety Alert
May 5, 2022
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May 3, 2022
Inspired By Bumble’s Aggressive Ad Campaign, Canvas Introduces Feature Allowing You To Swipe On Your Classmates
May 3, 2022
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April 2022
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January 2022
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November 2021
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October 2021
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September 2021
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February 2021
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January 2021
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November 2020
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October 2020
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September 2020
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August 2020
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July 2020
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May 2020
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March 2020
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February 2020
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January 2020
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Jan 31, 2020
Sherman Ave Finds the Sexy in Satire
Jan 31, 2020
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Jan 27, 2020
Freshman Guide: Washing Your Hands
Jan 27, 2020
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Jan 26, 2020
Watch Out Coachella! Meet The Northwestern Guy Whose Parents Bought Him DJ Equipment
Jan 26, 2020
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Jan 20, 2020
Performance Studies Dept. Eliminates All Examinations, Replaces Them With Optional Vibe Checks
Jan 20, 2020
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Jan 15, 2020
If Bunnies Fuck So Much, Why Won’t They Fuck in Front of Me?
Jan 15, 2020
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Jan 14, 2020
Southern Freshman Who Doesn’t Understand the Concept of “Layering” Shows up to Class With a 3-Tier Cake
Jan 14, 2020
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Jan 13, 2020
Freshman Guide: Losing Your Friends to Greek Life
Jan 13, 2020
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Jan 12, 2020
Abroad Win: Guy Who’s Just Like Other Guys Learns to Say, “I’m Not Like Other Guys” in Three New Languages
Jan 12, 2020
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Jan 10, 2020
Recent Titanic Facebook Pub-Push Goes Viral
Jan 10, 2020
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December 2019
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Dec 11, 2019
It Happened to Me: I Started Paying Attention in Class and Now I Have a Better Grade
Dec 11, 2019
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Dec 10, 2019
University Library: We Bought You Guys a Puzzle. Now Please Solve it.
Dec 10, 2019
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Dec 9, 2019
Northwestern SafeRide Fires Via Drivers and Replaces Them With Feral Raccoons
Dec 9, 2019
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Dec 8, 2019
Kanye West to hold Sunday Service at Garrett Theological Seminary
Dec 8, 2019
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Dec 7, 2019
5 Reasons That I, Your Roommate, Am Definitely Not Secretly Your Dad Trying To Keep an Eye On You
Dec 7, 2019
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Dec 2, 2019
How Carrying the Weight of Being an Ally On My Shoulders Gave Me Amazing Glutes
Dec 2, 2019
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Dec 1, 2019
Waa-Mu Announces 89th Annual Production: The Dolphin Show Drama of 2019
Dec 1, 2019
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November 2019
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Nov 27, 2019
Transparency FTW! Ski Trip Doesn’t Even Pretend to be Accessible!
Nov 27, 2019
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Nov 26, 2019
Leader of Campus Squirrel Rebellion Speaks Out Against No Nut November
Nov 26, 2019
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Nov 25, 2019
To the Girl Who Covered Her Cough: Thank You, Soldier?
Nov 25, 2019
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Nov 12, 2019
Addressing The Daily’s Coverage of The Daily’s Apology
Nov 12, 2019
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Nov 11, 2019
If You Didn't Bring Your Hot Dad to Family Weekend...Why?
Nov 11, 2019
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Nov 5, 2019
Help! Everyone Thinks I’m Abroad but Really I’m Stuck in a Hole Under Kresge
Nov 5, 2019
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October 2019
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Oct 27, 2019
Sherman Ave Fall Rush 2019
Oct 27, 2019
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Oct 25, 2019
First Year Student from Boston Doesn’t Understand Why NU Students Love Go-Carts So Much
Oct 25, 2019
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Oct 24, 2019
Listen up, The Table! Here Are 5 More Brand Collabs That We Want and Need
Oct 24, 2019
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Oct 21, 2019
Please Donate to My Cause: Stop Calling Each Other by Camp Kesem Names in Public
Oct 21, 2019
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Oct 20, 2019
I Lived It: I Was The Gay at a Sorority Formal
Oct 20, 2019
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Oct 18, 2019
5 Elitist Chants for When OSU is Beating Us 63-0 In the Third Quarter
Oct 18, 2019
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Oct 15, 2019
NU Rebrands as “Midwestern University” to Discourage Californians From Applying
Oct 15, 2019
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Oct 11, 2019
This National Coming Out Day, I’m Coming Out… as an Ally!
Oct 11, 2019
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Oct 10, 2019
Move Over, Sig Chi Latvia. Here Comes Phi Delt Winnetka!
Oct 10, 2019
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Oct 8, 2019
Sherman Ave Exclusive: What's In This SPAC Bro's Gym Bag?
Oct 8, 2019
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Oct 6, 2019
I'm Just a Wittle Fweshman...Can You Help Me?
Oct 6, 2019
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Oct 2, 2019
I Bought My Personality From the Norris Poster Sale
Oct 2, 2019
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September 2019
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August 2019
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June 2019
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May 2019
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May 31, 2019
‘Zabba da beepop!’ Sims “Dillo Day” Expansion Pack Review: 5 Stars!
May 31, 2019
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May 29, 2019
A Comprehensive List of the Three (3) High School Friends You Could Take to Dillo
May 29, 2019
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May 28, 2019
What it’s like to ride the "Intercampus" from Giordano’s to Tech
May 28, 2019
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May 19, 2019
An Analytical Postulation on the Upcoming Episode of GOT (For Real Fans Only)
May 19, 2019
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May 9, 2019
Fourth "It's Okay To Sing In Norbucks" Sticker Found on Campus
May 9, 2019
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May 7, 2019
Help! I Invited People Over and They Actually Came
May 7, 2019
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May 3, 2019
I wore Groucho Marx glasses to my Titanic callback and they still didn’t let me on
May 3, 2019
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April 2019
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Apr 30, 2019
Tinder to Introduce CTECs for Better Informed Hook-Ups
Apr 30, 2019
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Apr 28, 2019
Game of Thrones Fans Theorize Over Whether They’ll Have a Personality After the Finale
Apr 28, 2019
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Apr 23, 2019
One Book One Northwestern Lowers Expectations with "Goodnight Moon"
Apr 23, 2019
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Apr 22, 2019
I went to A&O Ball and Threw My Hands in the Air for 5 minutes. Here’s what I learned:
Apr 22, 2019
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Apr 16, 2019
Tragic Notre Dame Fire Actually Perfect Opportunity to Share Abroad Pics
Apr 16, 2019
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Apr 14, 2019
Frat Bro Discovers the Real Clitoris Was Inside of Him All Along
Apr 14, 2019
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Apr 12, 2019
The Virgin Diaries: “I Went to Burlesque Celibate and Left Pansexual with a Rice Purity Score of 7”
Apr 12, 2019
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Apr 10, 2019
Senior Class Gift Committee Asks for $20.19 from Seniors, $2.019 from SoC Seniors
Apr 10, 2019
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Apr 7, 2019
Sherman Ave Spring Rush 2019
Apr 7, 2019
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Apr 4, 2019
Cute! The Sailing Team Thinks They’re Different Than a Frat
Apr 4, 2019
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March 2019
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February 2019
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Feb 15, 2019
Is he funny or is he just white: the ins and outs of Northwestern's comedy scene
Feb 15, 2019
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Feb 11, 2019
Review: Hello, Dolly!
Feb 11, 2019
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Feb 8, 2019
Boomshaka Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Perform in Public
Feb 8, 2019
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Feb 7, 2019
SoC to be Renamed School of Overcommunication
Feb 7, 2019
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Feb 6, 2019
How Bankrupting Brew Bike with Only Free Water Cups is Totally Doable
Feb 6, 2019
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Feb 4, 2019
Fatal Miscommunication: Sorority Girl Trapped at “Babe in a Bottle” Mixer
Feb 4, 2019
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Feb 3, 2019
Oh shit... we forgot to write about the polar vortex
Feb 3, 2019
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January 2019
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December 2018
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November 2018
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Nov 26, 2018
BREAKING: Being “Busy”, “Smol”, and “Obsessed with Christmas” Removed from List of Personality Traits
Nov 26, 2018
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Nov 25, 2018
Juul to Make New Vegetable Flavored Pods in an Effort to Deter Children from Using their Product
Nov 25, 2018
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Nov 23, 2018
Yup. I Wear Shorts Year-Round.
Nov 23, 2018
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Nov 19, 2018
Budget Cuts Force NU Football Program to Give Players Old-Timey Motorcycles with SideCars
Nov 19, 2018
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Nov 15, 2018
HEARTBREAKING: Acapella Senior JUST Realized Acapella Sucks
Nov 15, 2018
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Nov 6, 2018
America is Releasing their Cast List Tonight and Everyone is Freaking Out
Nov 6, 2018
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Nov 6, 2018
#TheResistance: Don’t Just Vote, Suppress the Vote of Your Grandparents
Nov 6, 2018
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October 2018
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Oct 30, 2018
An Open Letter to Anyone with Rich Parents: Bring Back Our Fucking Ice Rink
Oct 30, 2018
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Oct 27, 2018
Holy Shit: This Guy Sat on the Fence At a Tailgate
Oct 27, 2018
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Oct 26, 2018
CAPS Launches New Mental Health Campaign: “It Just Be Like That”
Oct 26, 2018
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Oct 24, 2018
So, You’ve Killed a Mime and Need Someone to Reprimand You, so You Don’t Continue This Kind of Behavior
Oct 24, 2018
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Oct 23, 2018
BRAVE: This College Student Walks Dogs for a Living Instead of Paying for Therapy
Oct 23, 2018
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Oct 14, 2018
McCormick Engineer Can’t Stop Rubbing Nipples While Explaining Coursework
Oct 14, 2018
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Oct 13, 2018
A Random Alumna Walked Into My Room Unannounced and Now We’re Lovers
Oct 13, 2018
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Oct 10, 2018
Chef Brick Rayless Opens Authentic, Totally Real-Sounding “Asiana Foodville” in Norris
Oct 10, 2018
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Oct 9, 2018
Story Time with Sherman: This is Oktoberfest
Oct 9, 2018
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Oct 7, 2018
Sherman Ave Fall Rush 2018
Oct 7, 2018
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Oct 7, 2018
SAE Brothers Relieved to Hear Supreme Court is Still a Potential Career Path
Oct 7, 2018
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Oct 5, 2018
Compass Busts a Nut
Oct 5, 2018
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Oct 3, 2018
6 Ways to Grab Their Attention at the Career Fair Without Setting Yourself on Fire
Oct 3, 2018
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Oct 2, 2018
It’s Tuesday and Allison Dining Hall is Serving Lasagna, But I Wish They Served it Yesterday When I Had a Case of the Mondays Because I’m Garfield the Cat
Oct 2, 2018
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September 2018
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Sep 26, 2018
Unlucky Student Takes One for the Team and Fucks PA
Sep 26, 2018
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Sep 22, 2018
PR Nightmare! One of the Dub Dub '18 Dance Moves is Called “We Love ISIS”
Sep 22, 2018
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Sep 19, 2018
Freshman Guide: Ice Breakers
Sep 19, 2018
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Sep 17, 2018
NFL Rules That It Is Okay to Shoot an AR-15 During the National Anthem, as Long as Your Right Hand Is on Your Chest
Sep 17, 2018
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Sep 14, 2018
AND is in our DNA! This Student is a Member of College Republicans AND His Parents Don’t Love Him!
Sep 14, 2018
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Sep 2, 2018
“The Best Part of My Work Is Streamlining User Experience” Says Summer Intern Through the Eyes of Dying Dreams
Sep 2, 2018
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August 2018
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Aug 16, 2018
Student Low On Dining Dollars Knows What Poverty Must Feel Like
Aug 16, 2018
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Aug 11, 2018
Here’s How to Come Back from Summer a Lot Hotter and Oh Shit It’s August You’re Fucked Sorry
Aug 11, 2018
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Aug 10, 2018
All of the Animals at Rainforest Cafe are Animatronic, and I Can Prove It
Aug 10, 2018
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Aug 8, 2018
Baby Emily Gives Up Gerber Bananas Puree to be Bikini Ready for Baby Tommy’s First Birthday Party
Aug 8, 2018
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Aug 6, 2018
I Know He Doesn’t Have To, But If Jeff Bezos Could Fix Income Inequality That Would Be Really Really Cool of Him
Aug 6, 2018
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July 2018
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June 2018
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Jun 26, 2018
Straight Woman Kisses Sorority Sister At Pride, Ends Homophobia
Jun 26, 2018
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Jun 19, 2018
The 6 Guys Left in Evanston to Fuck This Summer
Jun 19, 2018
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Jun 12, 2018
Divvy Bike and Brew Bike Collab to Form World's Most Expensive Bike
Jun 12, 2018
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Jun 7, 2018
New Norris to be Named “Jergen’s Creamy Student Center” after Corporate Sponsor
Jun 7, 2018
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Jun 5, 2018
This Burger King Employee Just Spat In My Food And Slapped Me In The Face And I Deserved It
Jun 5, 2018
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Jun 4, 2018
Researchers Dismayed After Study Determines Drinking Does Make You Cooler
Jun 4, 2018
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May 2018
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May 29, 2018
Daze Depot: Perfect For Your Moving Needs AND Daddy Issues
May 29, 2018
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May 24, 2018
These Hot Old Men at the Arch Convinced Me to Be Straight
May 24, 2018
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May 24, 2018
White Woman Nervously Reaches For Cell Phone Upon Seeing The Black House
May 24, 2018
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May 20, 2018
Sources Confirm that You are the Less Attractive Roommate
May 20, 2018
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May 16, 2018
Camp Rock Review: One Step Up from Pippin
May 16, 2018
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May 15, 2018
Brew Bike To Offer Special Edition Hot Dog Water Infused Cold Brew in Honor of AEPI Dog Days
May 15, 2018
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May 14, 2018
Waa-Mu Review: "Manhattan Miracle" - Miraculously Short
May 14, 2018
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May 13, 2018
This Mother’s Day, “Hot Cookie Bar” Renamed to “Beautiful Cookie Bar” in Support of Women's Rights
May 13, 2018
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May 8, 2018
CAPS Reveals New Loyalty Punch Card Promotion
May 8, 2018
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May 7, 2018
Northwestern Free and For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn, and a Summer Sublet
May 7, 2018
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May 6, 2018
Incredible: Medill Global Students Reflect on their Time Abroad Without a Single Meaningful Cultural Takeaway
May 6, 2018
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May 4, 2018
Freshman Guide: Fight Club
May 4, 2018
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May 1, 2018
StreetBeat DJ Can't Wait For You To Hear Fire Remix of NU Emergency Alert
May 1, 2018
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April 2018
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Apr 30, 2018
OPINION: Stitch is an Inherently Prejudice Organization... or Maybe It's Spoon?
Apr 30, 2018
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Apr 25, 2018
I Lived It: One Year in an Evanston Brothel
Apr 25, 2018
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Apr 18, 2018
Hidden Treasure: The Construction Crew Found a Whole Other 7/11 Under the Emerson St. 7/11
Apr 18, 2018
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Apr 14, 2018
Belated Hot Take: TARGET???!!>!?!?!?!
Apr 14, 2018
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Apr 12, 2018
The Rock is Thicc and I’m DTF
Apr 12, 2018
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Apr 8, 2018
Lions Have Stopped Roaring and Have Started Rawring XD
Apr 8, 2018
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Apr 3, 2018
Northwestern Hookup Culture Sucks Especially When You’re Not a Part of It
Apr 3, 2018
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Apr 2, 2018
greetings loved ones.... apply to Sherman Ave 2018
Apr 2, 2018
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Apr 1, 2018
Easter Who? 5 Underrated Bible Hotties to Pay Homage to
Apr 1, 2018
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March 2018
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Mar 29, 2018
Belated Hot Take: That March Madness Goaltending Call was So Fucked Up!
Mar 29, 2018
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Mar 24, 2018
Unbelievable: Theater Major in Norris Actually Shuts the Fuck Up For Once
Mar 24, 2018
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Mar 19, 2018
Senior Transmogrifies into Joan Cusack Due to Overexposure to Midwestern Culture
Mar 19, 2018
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Mar 16, 2018
Freshman Guide: Financial Aid
Mar 16, 2018
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Mar 11, 2018
Worst of Evanston 2018
Mar 11, 2018
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Mar 9, 2018
Freshman Guide: Moving Your Elderly Loved Ones to an Assisted Living Facility
Mar 9, 2018
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Mar 8, 2018
Belated Hot Take: Max Should Have Been the Family Wizard
Mar 8, 2018
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Mar 5, 2018
A True Story: Justin Timberlake Impregnated Me With a Glance And It Changed My Life
Mar 5, 2018
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Mar 4, 2018
I Bet My High School Dating Career Would Have Looked Cool Too If Greta Gerwig Directed It
Mar 4, 2018
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Mar 2, 2018
Northwestern Dining Brings Mystical World of “Italy” Into Foster-Walker Dining Halls
Mar 2, 2018
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February 2018
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Feb 28, 2018
Letter From Your Roommate: ”I Develop Superhuman Hearing When I Masturbate”
Feb 28, 2018
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Feb 27, 2018
An Ode to Campus Trashcan Raccoons
Feb 27, 2018
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Feb 23, 2018
Freshman Guide: Finding Treasure on Campus
Feb 23, 2018
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Feb 20, 2018
5 Pro Tips for Networking with Campus Animals
Feb 20, 2018
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Feb 16, 2018
The DEFINITIVE Greek Life Op-Ed
Feb 16, 2018
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Feb 14, 2018
Red Alert: Becky’s Using Email Lingo in Real Life
Feb 14, 2018
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Feb 13, 2018
Food Critic Review: Kappasta
Feb 13, 2018
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Feb 12, 2018
A Man’s March for Women’s Equality
Feb 12, 2018
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Feb 11, 2018
Study Participation Invitation: Kellogg Offering $50 to Any Student Who Can Explain Why My Girlfriend Left Me
Feb 11, 2018
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Feb 10, 2018
Congressperson Heroically Completes 8-Hour Workday
Feb 10, 2018
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Feb 9, 2018
Freshman Guide: A Cappella Groups and How to Avoid Each of Them
Feb 9, 2018
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Feb 6, 2018
Letter to the Editor: Greek life is less fun now that I can’t psychologically damage 30 18-year-olds every winter
Feb 6, 2018
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Feb 5, 2018
Glassblowing Fraternity Reports No New Members For 3rd Consecutive Year
Feb 5, 2018
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Feb 4, 2018
I’ve Dated Half of the Econ Majors, and So Can You!
Feb 4, 2018
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Feb 2, 2018
Faith In Humanity Restored: NU Football Team Says Goodnight to Nearby Children's Hospital By Playing Their Favorite Podcast Over Loudspeaker
Feb 2, 2018
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January 2018
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Jan 30, 2018
Corrupt, Power-hungry ASG Senator Still Makes No Difference in the Grand Scheme of Things
Jan 30, 2018
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Jan 29, 2018
"Consulting is a Fake Job," Says Performance Studies Major
Jan 29, 2018
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Jan 28, 2018
A Day in the Life of the Gnome That Runs the Sheridan Crosswalk Signs
Jan 28, 2018
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Jan 28, 2018
Sherman Ave Review: “Ragtime”
Jan 28, 2018
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Jan 26, 2018
6 Ways to Make Your Housing Search Totally Painless!
Jan 26, 2018
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Jan 25, 2018
We Tried Writing an Article About Kids Who Smoke Outside the Library but They're Too Cool
Jan 25, 2018
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Jan 24, 2018
SHERMAN AVE ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS YOU SPECIFICALLY ASKED: Vol. I
Jan 24, 2018
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Jan 23, 2018
It's Time to Assert Your Alpha Male Status at SPAC
Jan 23, 2018
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Jan 22, 2018
I'm Not Mad, But Who Keeps Filling My Backpack with Beans?
Jan 22, 2018
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Jan 21, 2018
QUIZ: How Many of These Lana Del Rey Songs Do You Know?
Jan 21, 2018
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Jan 19, 2018
Freshman Guide: Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Jan 19, 2018
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Jan 18, 2018
Why Lincoln Chafee was the Hero We Needed but Didn’t Deserve
Jan 18, 2018
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Jan 17, 2018
Sorry, Dumb Ass, Girl Carrying New Yorker Tote Bag is Just Better Than You
Jan 17, 2018
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Jan 16, 2018
Sleeping with the Enemy: My Time as an Undercover Spanish 101 Professor
Jan 16, 2018
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Jan 15, 2018
4 Flavor-Blasted Questions for Recruitment
Jan 15, 2018
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Jan 12, 2018
Sherman Ave’s Guide to The Best Humanities Classes: Winter 2018
Jan 12, 2018
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Jan 10, 2018
Organization Really Just Looking for Qualified, Driven, Hot People
Jan 10, 2018
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Jan 9, 2018
Attached: Your Searle Application Status
Jan 9, 2018
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Jan 8, 2018
University Officials Cite Frustration at Being Unable to Replace Entire Student Body with Shiny Glass Buildings
Jan 8, 2018
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December 2017
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Dec 29, 2017
Freshman Guide: Avoiding Student Group Abduction
Dec 29, 2017
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Dec 27, 2017
University Launches ShameRide Program for Post-Hookup Transporation
Dec 27, 2017
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Dec 24, 2017
5 Gifts to Get the Guy You’re Talking to That Won’t Trigger His Commitment Issues and Make Him Run Away
Dec 24, 2017
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Dec 20, 2017
Belated Hot Take: Santa’s Not Real
Dec 20, 2017
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Dec 19, 2017
4 Amazing Holiday-Inspired Date Ideas For Cheap Couples
Dec 19, 2017
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Dec 15, 2017
Lift Ticket: $500. Plane ticket $400. Emergency Room: $12,000. Ski Trip: Priceless.
Dec 15, 2017
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Dec 7, 2017
Senior Personally Identifies with Worn, Disheveled Sidewalk Flyer
Dec 7, 2017
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Dec 6, 2017
A Definitive Ranking of Northwestern’s ‘Ryan’ Buildings In Order of Ryan-ness
Dec 6, 2017
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Dec 4, 2017
NU Ski Trip Holds 9th Annual White Privilege Convention
Dec 4, 2017
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Dec 3, 2017
Letter to the Editor: There Are Far More Heroes Than Villains in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Dec 3, 2017
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Dec 3, 2017
Sherman Ave Reviews: The Blackout Fall 2017
Dec 3, 2017
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Dec 1, 2017
Opinion: Northwestern Should Dismantle All Greek Life Except for Tri Delt and ZBT
Dec 1, 2017
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November 2017
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Nov 29, 2017
Jam-Packed Norris Exam Relief Schedule Stressful as Shit
Nov 29, 2017
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Nov 28, 2017
The Rock Is Named Nancy and She Feels Everything
Nov 28, 2017
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Nov 27, 2017
IFC Tries to Do the Bare Minimum, Fucks it Right Up
Nov 27, 2017
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Nov 21, 2017
5 Perfect Times to Come Out to Your Extended Family This Thanksgiving
Nov 21, 2017
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Nov 19, 2017
Letter to the Editor: Keep Stealing From Nevin’s
Nov 19, 2017
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Nov 17, 2017
Freshman Guide: Emailing Professors
Nov 17, 2017
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Nov 16, 2017
Unsolicited Opinion: I Should Have Been Born On Pangea
Nov 16, 2017
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Nov 14, 2017
3 Ways Flu Season Can Improve Your Sex Life
Nov 14, 2017
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Nov 10, 2017
Judgement, Carnage, Screeching: Parrot’s Weekend is Upon Us
Nov 10, 2017
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Nov 9, 2017
To Bail, Or Not To Bail?
Nov 9, 2017
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Nov 3, 2017
Freshman Guide: Breaking Up With Your High School Girlfriend When You’re TV Legend MacGyver
Nov 3, 2017
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Nov 2, 2017
Last Known Social Darwinist Struggles for the Survival of His Species at Northwestern
Nov 2, 2017
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October 2017
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Oct 30, 2017
5 Scary Halloween Costumes That Still Aren’t as Scary as Every Day Happenings of This Country
Oct 30, 2017
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Oct 29, 2017
It’s Time We Unshackle NU: Divest from Coca-Cola University
Oct 29, 2017
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Oct 25, 2017
This Season’s New Trend: The Nipple Promise Ring
Oct 25, 2017
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Oct 24, 2017
“It’s Just Missing that Buggy Crunch” Laments Joy Yee’s Regular
Oct 24, 2017
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Oct 23, 2017
How I Didn't Meet My Boyfriend at The All-You-Can-Eat-Sushi Contest I Won
Oct 23, 2017
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Oct 22, 2017
An Open Letter to Sherman Ave
Oct 22, 2017
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Oct 20, 2017
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Illegal Street Gambling
Oct 20, 2017
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Oct 18, 2017
New MARS Member Finally Gets What Women Have Been Telling Him For Months After Hearing It From Men
Oct 18, 2017
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Oct 17, 2017
5 Times I Heard the Voice of My Long-Lost Father Misquoting Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s On First?” Skit in the Vents of the Burger King on Orrington and Clark
Oct 17, 2017
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Oct 16, 2017
Confessions of a Former RA
Oct 16, 2017
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Oct 15, 2017
Battle of the Pre-Orientation Programs: FUP vs. PWild
Oct 15, 2017
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Oct 13, 2017
Freshman Guide: Tailgating
Oct 13, 2017
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Oct 11, 2017
5 Things That Sheridan Road Construction Also Cancelled
Oct 11, 2017
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Oct 10, 2017
Lisa’s Sandwiches are So Good and Oh Boy I Can’t Wait to Finally Come Back and Have Another One
Oct 10, 2017
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Oct 9, 2017
Local Mother’s Tragic Death from Cancer Going to Make Great College Admissions Essay
Oct 9, 2017
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Oct 8, 2017
Freshman Engineer Searching for Parkes Hall Rides Bike Straight into Lake Michigan
Oct 8, 2017
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Oct 6, 2017
Freshman Guide: Sir Fraser Stoddart
Oct 6, 2017
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September 2017
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Sep 29, 2017
Freshman Guide: Training All the Bunnies to Use a Tiny Bass Drum Just like the Energizer Bunny
Sep 29, 2017
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Sep 27, 2017
New Study: Average American Swallows 10 Snow Leopards Annually in Their Sleep
Sep 27, 2017
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Sep 27, 2017
Opinion - Northwestern’s Political Correctness Encroaches on Student Freedoms, Such as Stalking
Sep 27, 2017
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Sep 25, 2017
Entire Gender and Sexuality Studies Lab Dedicated to Finding One Obscure Porno
Sep 25, 2017
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Sep 21, 2017
Northwestern Says Student Body Can Call New Student Center ‘Gary’ or ‘Sir’ If It Doesn’t Feel Comfortable Calling it Norris
Sep 21, 2017
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Sep 19, 2017
Our 8 Picks for the Next Queer Horror Icon
Sep 19, 2017
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Sep 18, 2017
Freshman Guide: Guarding the Rock
Sep 18, 2017
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Sep 14, 2017
Freshman Guide to Morty Fuckin’ Schapiro
Sep 14, 2017
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Sep 13, 2017
APPLY TO BE ON SHERMAN AVE ~ F@!! 2017 Edition
Sep 13, 2017
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Sep 12, 2017
Freshman Guide: Dropping Wildcat Welcome Friends
Sep 12, 2017
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Sep 8, 2017
Freshman Guide: Avoiding the Freshman Fifteen
Sep 8, 2017
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Sep 6, 2017
New Restaurant 1800 Degrees to Replace Old Storefront Occupied By 800 Degrees
Sep 6, 2017
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Sep 1, 2017
Freshman Guide: The North Korean Missile Crisis
Sep 1, 2017
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August 2017
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Aug 30, 2017
Northwestern Professor Murder Charges Dropped Because of Promising Career in Athletics Department
Aug 30, 2017
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Aug 25, 2017
Freshman Guide: Night Terrors
Aug 25, 2017
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Aug 22, 2017
Executive Board Positions: What Your Résumé Says Vs. What You Actually Mean
Aug 22, 2017
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Aug 18, 2017
Freshman Guide: Ghosts
Aug 18, 2017
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Aug 16, 2017
Dear Mama Jones: An Open Letter Addressed to Jones Residential College
Aug 16, 2017
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Aug 4, 2017
Freshman Guide: Stealing from Lisa's
Aug 4, 2017
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Aug 2, 2017
Belated Hot Take: The Dress is Gold and White
Aug 2, 2017
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July 2017
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Jul 26, 2017
Campus Review: Searle Misdiagnosed My Tuberculosis as “Allergies”
Jul 26, 2017
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Jul 21, 2017
A Freshman Guide to Recovering the $6,000 You Lost in That Investment
Jul 21, 2017
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Jul 19, 2017
First-year students disappointed to learn college is nothing like The Sims 2: University expansion pack
Jul 19, 2017
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Jul 14, 2017
Freshman Guide: Northwestern Slang
Jul 14, 2017
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Jul 12, 2017
Northwestern Researchers Find Harmful “AND” Gene in DNA
Jul 12, 2017
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Jul 7, 2017
Freshman Guide: South Campus vs. North Camps
Jul 7, 2017
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June 2017
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Jun 30, 2017
Freshman Guide: Asserting Dominance Over Your Roommate
Jun 30, 2017
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Jun 8, 2017
Opinion: 3.6% is not enough
Jun 8, 2017
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Jun 6, 2017
I’m an Undergrad in Kellogg and Everyone Keeps Looking at Me. Also I’m Naked.
Jun 6, 2017
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Jun 5, 2017
Northwestern Now: Seniors to Ignore
Jun 5, 2017
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Jun 1, 2017
Northwestern to Introduce Campus-Wide ‘Primal Cream’
Jun 1, 2017
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May 2017
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May 31, 2017
The Seven Times I Accidentally Called My Professor “Dad”
May 31, 2017
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May 30, 2017
Spanish Department Put on Probation After Reports of Hazing Newly Declared Minors
May 30, 2017
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May 24, 2017
New CruBike to Peddle Hot Tea, Christianity
May 24, 2017
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May 22, 2017
Hi, I’m Paul... McCartney and I’m Trapped in the Body of a Three-eyed Monkey
May 22, 2017
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May 19, 2017
Freshman Guide to Picking Your Dillo Day Fanny Pack Aesthetic
May 19, 2017
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May 19, 2017
Smart Dillo Arrested for DUI and Drug Possession
May 19, 2017
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May 16, 2017
A&O Accidentally Books Chris GetHard, Local Evanston Porn Star
May 16, 2017
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May 15, 2017
Opinion: Automated crosswalk voice on Sheridan Road deserves more recognition, is kind of hot
May 15, 2017
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May 14, 2017
Incredible! My Mom Did Not Appreciate the Brunch I Threw For Her in the Pizza Hut Parking Lot
May 14, 2017
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May 11, 2017
Hey. I Lost the ____ and D____ T____ is President of the United States
May 11, 2017
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May 10, 2017
Students Visit SHAPE’s Sex Shop Fair, But for a Friend
May 10, 2017
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May 9, 2017
17 Things 'D.R.A.M' Might Stand For
May 9, 2017
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May 8, 2017
Spanish 101 Student Hospitalized After Consuming 5 Tubs of Hellman’s Mayonnaise on Cinco de Mayo
May 8, 2017
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May 5, 2017
Opinion: Eating Foods Other Than AEPi Hotdogs This Week is Hateful, Anti-semitic
May 5, 2017
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May 4, 2017
BREAKING - There's a Massive Google Doc Phising Attack I Wasn't Invited To
May 4, 2017
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May 3, 2017
Forget MGMT Headlining Dillo, Have You Heard About this Barack Obama Guy?
May 3, 2017
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May 1, 2017
Belated Hot Take: Chance The Rapper is Good
May 1, 2017
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April 2017
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Apr 29, 2017
Waa-Mu Review: ‘Beyond Belief’: Below Expectations
Apr 29, 2017
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Apr 25, 2017
Testimonial: The Unicorn Frappuccino Turned Me GAY
Apr 25, 2017
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Apr 24, 2017
University Suspects Campus-wide Illness to be Caused by Norrisvirus
Apr 24, 2017
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Apr 18, 2017
S'well VS. Hydro Flask: The Great Water Bottle War of 2017
Apr 18, 2017
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Apr 17, 2017
A&O Presents: Goodluck Getting a Ticket Motherfucker
Apr 17, 2017
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Apr 13, 2017
Northwestern Sax Week 2017
Apr 13, 2017
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Apr 12, 2017
Opinion: I still don't know what the fuck GES does
Apr 12, 2017
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Apr 10, 2017
The Definitive Ranking of the 5 Shoe Carnivals Where I’ve Committed Minor Felonies
Apr 10, 2017
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Apr 7, 2017
Please Fill Out This When2Meet to Protest When2Meet
Apr 7, 2017
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Apr 6, 2017
Update on Smoke and Fire Investigation, by PTI
Apr 6, 2017
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Apr 4, 2017
“As the only straight white guy in this room full of pink balloons I understand what it’s like to be a minority”
Apr 4, 2017
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Apr 3, 2017
Student “Really missing Cabo right about now :( ”
Apr 3, 2017
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Apr 2, 2017
“Again??” After Mix-up, A&O Organizers Escort Distraught Damien Chazelle Offstage
Apr 2, 2017
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March 2017
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Mar 25, 2017
Potential Freshman Year Roommate Loves To Party, But Also Totally Down To Just Chill And Watch Netflix
Mar 25, 2017
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Mar 24, 2017
Review: "Little Shop of Horrors" - Bosnia Edition!
Mar 24, 2017
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Mar 22, 2017
“We Need Art Now More Than Ever,” Says Theatre Major Putting On Some Dumb Bullshit
Mar 22, 2017
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Mar 20, 2017
Local Colonialist Mishandles Chopsticks in Norris
Mar 20, 2017
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Mar 15, 2017
!!!!APPLY TO BE A SHERMAN AVE WRITER!!!! $Spring 2017$ (feat. Migos)
Mar 15, 2017
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Mar 11, 2017
B1G Tournament Preview - 'Cats Profile
Mar 11, 2017
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Mar 10, 2017
B1G Men's Basketball Tournament Preview - Day 2
Mar 10, 2017
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Mar 8, 2017
B1G Men's Basketball Tournament Preview - Day 1
Mar 8, 2017
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Mar 7, 2017
Welsh-Ryan Arena Honored with One Final NU Loss
Mar 7, 2017
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Mar 7, 2017
A Tale of Two DMs: Sherman Ave's 2017 DM Diaries
Mar 7, 2017
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Mar 4, 2017
I am One with the Tent, the Tent is One With Me
Mar 4, 2017
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Mar 4, 2017
Sherman Ave's Alternate NUDM Block Themes
Mar 4, 2017
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Mar 3, 2017
Opinion: Stop the Dancing, Start the Healing, and Cancel DM
Mar 3, 2017
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Mar 3, 2017
Dog Sees God Review
Mar 3, 2017
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Mar 3, 2017
How to Successfully Drug Your Way Through NUDM
Mar 3, 2017
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Mar 2, 2017
Self-Centered Student Just Realizing NUDM Money Going to Charity
Mar 2, 2017
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February 2017
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Feb 25, 2017
Worst of Evanston 2017
Feb 25, 2017
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Feb 20, 2017
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: How to Traverse Sheridan
Feb 20, 2017
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Feb 14, 2017
Ask MBG: Answers for Lost Lovers - Vol II
Feb 14, 2017
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Feb 9, 2017
LEAKED: Trump's Instructions to the White House Chef
Feb 9, 2017
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Feb 8, 2017
Evanston Mayoral Debate Participant Clearly Elizabeth Tisdahl in Mediocre Disguise
Feb 8, 2017
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Feb 6, 2017
Morty Posts Vlog for “We Will” Kickstarter Campaign Reach Goal
Feb 6, 2017
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Feb 6, 2017
Not ovulating? Try Vaginal Basket Weaving Instead!
Feb 6, 2017
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Feb 1, 2017
Northwestern Breaks Ground on 300 Million Dollar Lakefront Sheet of Glass
Feb 1, 2017
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January 2017
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Jan 24, 2017
Ask MBG: Answers for Lost Lovers - Vol. I
Jan 24, 2017
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Jan 24, 2017
1% of American Population Flocks to Women’s March, 0% of My Friends Respond to My Paperless Post
Jan 24, 2017
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Jan 23, 2017
Progressive Fraternity Marginalizes all Social Identities Equally
Jan 23, 2017
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Jan 22, 2017
Review: "Little Shop of Horrors" - Sad!
Jan 22, 2017
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Jan 18, 2017
Northwestern Health Services Unveils New State Of The Art Mental Health Bench
Jan 18, 2017
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Jan 15, 2017
After 26 Selfies Local Man Forced To Admit That Might Just Be What He Looks Like
Jan 15, 2017
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Jan 11, 2017
January Horoscopes
Jan 11, 2017
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Jan 10, 2017
13 Strangers We Ranked On A Scale of 1-5 In the Spirit of Sorority Recruitment
Jan 10, 2017
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Jan 8, 2017
How I Learned to Be Happy By Finally Letting the Demon Inside Me Take Control
Jan 8, 2017
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Jan 4, 2017
Administration Announces New Construction of $650 Million Giant Pyramid Tomb for President Shapiro
Jan 4, 2017
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Jan 3, 2017
Medill to Add Fake News Concentration in 2017
Jan 3, 2017
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Jan 3, 2017
Nice! This Woman Is Getting Out of Her Comfort Zone, Forever
Jan 3, 2017
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December 2016
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Dec 27, 2016
Admission Office Confirms That Early Decision Acceptances Include Cyborgs
Dec 27, 2016
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Dec 27, 2016
President Morton Schapiro to Replace Water In the Lakefill With Many Many Balls.
Dec 27, 2016
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Dec 27, 2016
Heartwarming: New President Brings Hope to Struggling Small Prison Owner
Dec 27, 2016
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Dec 23, 2016
7 Last Minute Gifts That Are Perfect for Your Husband Who’s About to Leave You
Dec 23, 2016
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Dec 22, 2016
Confusing: Katniss Everdeen and Andy Dwyer are in a Movie Together?
Dec 22, 2016
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Dec 8, 2016
Petition: Get The Homeless Off The Streets, And Into Deborah’s Room Because Her Roommate Is Studying Abroad For The Semester
Dec 8, 2016
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Dec 5, 2016
Betting Pool: Which Freshmen Will Freeze to Death This Winter
Dec 5, 2016
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Dec 1, 2016
Reading Week Therapy Dog Falling Apart on the Inside
Dec 1, 2016
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November 2016
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Nov 29, 2016
Post Election Fashion Trend Watch: Not Wearing a Hijab
Nov 29, 2016
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Nov 24, 2016
5 Ways to Avoid Talking about the Election this Thanksgiving
Nov 24, 2016
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Nov 16, 2016
Adorable: My Pet Rat Lives the Life of a French Chef!
Nov 16, 2016
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Nov 15, 2016
Report: Trump Presidency Will Have Little to No Effect on Refreshingly Cool Taste of Diet Dr. Pepper
Nov 15, 2016
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Nov 15, 2016
Refusionshaka Review
Nov 15, 2016
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Nov 14, 2016
Trump to Deport All ‘Foreign’ Policy in First 100 Days.
Nov 14, 2016
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Nov 14, 2016
Seeing the Bright Side: Canada Won’t be Chilly for Long!
Nov 14, 2016
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Nov 11, 2016
Moving: Literally No One Murdered This 19-Year-Old Boy When He Told Them He Wrote-In Harambe
Nov 11, 2016
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Nov 11, 2016
OPINION: Trump’s Win Means It’s More Important Than Ever to Listen to Woke Whites on Social Media
Nov 11, 2016
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Nov 10, 2016
NU College Republicans: "This is a Huge Relief for Minorities Like Us"
Nov 10, 2016
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Nov 9, 2016
White Liberals Ask for “Redo” In Quadrennial Foursquare Game
Nov 9, 2016
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Nov 7, 2016
Opinion: Even Though It Would Be Hilarious, Do Not Write-In Seymour Butz
Nov 7, 2016
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Nov 6, 2016
Police Blotter: Homeless Man Charged With Just Generally Making Students Uncomfortable
Nov 6, 2016
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Nov 6, 2016
Sherman Ave Interviews: Hibachi Czar Darrell Quinn
Nov 6, 2016
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Nov 4, 2016
All Of My Wildest Dreams Are Coming True. Please Help Me.
Nov 4, 2016
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Nov 3, 2016
Hitting Rock Bottom and Five Songs to Get You There!
Nov 3, 2016
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October 2016
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Oct 31, 2016
Ghost Loses Self-Esteem after Haunting Halloween Frat Party
Oct 31, 2016
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Oct 31, 2016
Ghosting: Not Just For Spooky Spirits
Oct 31, 2016
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Oct 26, 2016
7 Tips For A Successful Podcast!
Oct 26, 2016
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Oct 25, 2016
University Report: Being a White Student at NU & Confronting Racial Issues is "Uncomfy"
Oct 25, 2016
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Oct 24, 2016
Sherman Ave Guide: Crush Parties + Bar Nights
Oct 24, 2016
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Oct 20, 2016
Sherman Ave Reviews: Brew Bike
Oct 20, 2016
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Oct 18, 2016
Sherman Ave Guide: Fall Nail Colors
Oct 18, 2016
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Oct 12, 2016
Here’s Everyone Else Who Will Die This Year
Oct 12, 2016
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Oct 10, 2016
Here's My Pitch for a New Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Movie Franchise
Oct 10, 2016
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Oct 4, 2016
Cla$$ic Chocolate Chip Cookies and M.I.L.F.
Oct 4, 2016
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Oct 3, 2016
SHAPE Spends Entire 2016-17 Budget on One Very Big Dildo
Oct 3, 2016
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Oct 3, 2016
Jeff, Everything in this Olive Garden is a Metaphor for Our Relationship
Oct 3, 2016
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September 2016
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Sep 29, 2016
A&O Accidentally Books Jeffery Tambor Instead of Young Thug for Blowout
Sep 29, 2016
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Sep 29, 2016
How to break-up with your PA group now that Welcome Week is over
Sep 29, 2016
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Sep 28, 2016
Women's Center Discontinuing Counseling a Confident Return to Form for NU Mental Health Services
Sep 28, 2016
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Sep 27, 2016
Freshman Guide: Hooking Up with Upperclassmen
Sep 27, 2016
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Sep 26, 2016
Trevor Siemian yet to lose NFL game, virginity
Sep 26, 2016
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Sep 25, 2016
An Open Letter to the Uber Driver Whose Car I Just Farted In
Sep 25, 2016
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Sep 24, 2016
Northwestern Football Preview - Nebraska Cornhuskers vs. Northwestern Wildcats
Sep 24, 2016
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Sep 22, 2016
6 Times I Have Had the Deepest Misfortune of Watching Two or More Turtles Have Sex
Sep 22, 2016
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Sep 21, 2016
APPLY FOR SHERMAN AVE!!! (Fall 2016 Edition)
Sep 21, 2016
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Sep 21, 2016
Freshman Guide: Rejection
Sep 21, 2016
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Sep 16, 2016
Freshman Guide: How to Show off How Edgy You Are
Sep 16, 2016
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Sep 16, 2016
Northwestern Football Preview - Duke Blue Devils vs. Northwestern Wildcats
Sep 16, 2016
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Sep 13, 2016
Freshman Guide: Courtship
Sep 13, 2016
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Sep 10, 2016
Northwestern Football Preview – Illinois State Redbirds vs. Northwestern Wildcats
Sep 10, 2016
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Sep 9, 2016
7 Dorm Organizing Tricks to Give You a Sense of Stability in the Random Meaningless Chaos of Life
Sep 9, 2016
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Sep 8, 2016
Freshman Guide: The Best Places to Smoke Weed on Campus
Sep 8, 2016
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Sep 4, 2016
We Have a New Website, Bitches!
Sep 4, 2016
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Sep 3, 2016
Northwestern Football Preview - Western Michigan vs. Northwestern
Sep 3, 2016
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August 2016
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Aug 29, 2016
Trevor Siemian Officially Named Denver Broncos Starting Quarterb-hahaha wait, WHAT?? No. Really?
Aug 29, 2016
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Aug 25, 2016
Administration Declares Northwestern A Safe Space From UChicago Students
Aug 25, 2016
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Aug 23, 2016
Morty: “You Said You Wanted More Transparency, So Here’s This Clear Bag Policy!"
Aug 23, 2016
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Aug 19, 2016
Freshman Guide: Fainting
Aug 19, 2016
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Aug 8, 2016
Freshman Guide: Intercepting the Mail
Aug 8, 2016
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Aug 3, 2016
Investors Flock to VR Companies as Society Unravels
Aug 3, 2016
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Aug 1, 2016
Freshman Guide: An Exploration of Collegiate Honors
Aug 1, 2016
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July 2016
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Jul 31, 2016
10 Summer Reading Suggestions From Guy Fieri
Jul 31, 2016
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Jul 29, 2016
Disappointing: Hillary's Platform Fails to Acknowledge Cher's Stellar Performance in "Moonstruck"
Jul 29, 2016
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Jul 20, 2016
25 Alternate Ways to Describe Your Fuck Buddy to Your Parents
Jul 20, 2016
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Jul 14, 2016
Sherman Ave's Slapper of the Summer 2016
Jul 14, 2016
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Jul 13, 2016
Please Don’t Look for Pokemon in the Holocaust Museum Unless You’re Also On Team Mystic
Jul 13, 2016
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Jul 7, 2016
Freshman Guide: The Facebook Group
Jul 7, 2016
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Jul 4, 2016
Opinion: We Brexited Before it Was Cool
Jul 4, 2016
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Jul 1, 2016
Area Man Makes Plans Just For The Sweet Relief of Canceling Them
Jul 1, 2016
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June 2016
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May 2016
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May 31, 2016
Draymond Green Transcends into Being of Pure Rage
May 31, 2016
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May 23, 2016
A Tale of Two Dillos: Sherman Ave's 2016 Dillo Diaries
May 23, 2016
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May 20, 2016
Dillo Day History
May 20, 2016
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May 17, 2016
“You Can Do Anything You Want Here” Reports Tour Guide Who Was Rejected from 13 Different Campus Organizations
May 17, 2016
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May 16, 2016
University With 10.7% Admission Rate Announces Plan To End Student Group Exclusivity
May 16, 2016
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May 12, 2016
Review: ‘Another Way West’: Another Way South for the NU Theater Department
May 12, 2016
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May 11, 2016
Frightened Geed Detaches Tail Mid-Party in Desperate Attempt to Escape
May 11, 2016
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May 9, 2016
Report: Person Who Invited You to Party Has Closer Friends Here
May 9, 2016
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May 5, 2016
So Cute! Chris Evans Dressed Up as Captain America And Visited a Woman in Active Labor To Promote “Civil War”
May 5, 2016
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April 2016
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Apr 20, 2016
Student Says 4/20 Seemed “Different” This Year
Apr 20, 2016
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Apr 14, 2016
Northwestern announces “Netflix Prevention Program”
Apr 14, 2016
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Apr 12, 2016
Too Late for Local Senior to Watch Entourage Movie
Apr 12, 2016
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Apr 11, 2016
Opinion: “Political Correctness” is an Offensive Term with Hostile Connotations
Apr 11, 2016
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Apr 6, 2016
12 Fun, Quirky Ways To Tell Your Partner You’re About To Cum On Their Face
Apr 6, 2016
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Apr 5, 2016
Kim Jong-un Completes Fourth Consecutive Perfect Bracket
Apr 5, 2016
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Apr 4, 2016
Letter to My Roommate Regarding the Stuff I Steal
Apr 4, 2016
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March 2016
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Mar 14, 2016
Liberal College Student Uses Social Media to Warn Liberal College Students of Trump Presidency
Mar 14, 2016
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Mar 7, 2016
It's Not Just Cruz: 6 Other Political Secrets Washington Doesn't Want You to Know
Mar 7, 2016
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Mar 6, 2016
1500 Dancers Hospitalized After DM Tent Accidentally Fumigated
Mar 6, 2016
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Mar 3, 2016
Just One Dance Marathon Quarter Zip Can Feed a Hungry Child for an Entire Year
Mar 3, 2016
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Mar 2, 2016
Freshman Guide: Tips on How to Escape Dance Marathon
Mar 2, 2016
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Mar 1, 2016
Small Talk About Weather No Match for Meteorology Major
Mar 1, 2016
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February 2016
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Feb 25, 2016
Eerie: Listen to the Music Apollo 10 Astronauts Heard On The Dark Side of the Moon
Feb 25, 2016
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Feb 24, 2016
The Legend of Wings Over: A Eulogy
Feb 24, 2016
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Feb 23, 2016
Class Of 2017 Already Disappointed About Next Year's Commencement Speaker
Feb 23, 2016
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Feb 22, 2016
Inspiring: This Fraternity Only had One Racist Incident in all of 2015
Feb 22, 2016
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Feb 16, 2016
A Journey through the Smells of Bobb
Feb 16, 2016
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Feb 14, 2016
Op-Ed: I'm Willie the Wildcat and I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass
Feb 14, 2016
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Feb 8, 2016
Theatre Major Who Wasn't Cast: "I'm Fine, Really, No, It's Okay"
Feb 8, 2016
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Feb 4, 2016
Northwestern's Drug of Choice by School
Feb 4, 2016
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Feb 2, 2016
Real Life Orange is the New Black? This Woman Was Arrested for Manslaughter
Feb 2, 2016
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Feb 1, 2016
Ted Cruz Hates Avocados, Finally Loses Young Female Vote
Feb 1, 2016
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Feb 1, 2016
Student Starting to See Parents as Pathetic Shells of Real People
Feb 1, 2016
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January 2016
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Jan 28, 2016
Tips to Make Your Student Group More Exclusive
Jan 28, 2016
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Jan 26, 2016
Supervillain Numbers Rise as McCormick Funding Cuts Force Desperate Professors to Test Serums on Themselves
Jan 26, 2016
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Jan 25, 2016
NASA To Create International Safe Space Station
Jan 25, 2016
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Jan 21, 2016
Your Favorite Websites as Members of Your Family
Jan 21, 2016
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Jan 20, 2016
Op-Ed: Listen Up You Little Shits, Without Prison Investments There Would Be No Free Pizza at Basketball Games by the NU Investment Manager
Jan 20, 2016
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Jan 20, 2016
Why I’m Single, As Told by My Dentist
Jan 20, 2016
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Jan 19, 2016
Adjustment to College Life Proving Difficult as Male Underclassmen Learn Difference between CAPs and Caps
Jan 19, 2016
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Jan 15, 2016
DEA Nets $45 Million Worth of Hoverboards in Campus Sweep
Jan 15, 2016
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Jan 14, 2016
Newly Recruited Sorority Member Trapped Inside Giant Greek Letter
Jan 14, 2016
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Jan 13, 2016
‘90s Kids Rejoice: Real Life ‘90s Kid Rescued From Local Basement!
Jan 13, 2016
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Jan 12, 2016
Freshman Actually Really Happy She Didn't Get a Top Sorority Bid, Now That She Thinks About It
Jan 12, 2016
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Jan 11, 2016
If Raskolnikov from Crime and Punishment Went Through Sorority Recruitment
Jan 11, 2016
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Jan 7, 2016
Opinion: NU Should Support Normal Humans from Warm Climates Such As Myself, a Normal Human
Jan 7, 2016
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Jan 7, 2016
“The Nightmare Room” and Four Other Ways to Reinvigorate the Rush/Recruitment Process
Jan 7, 2016
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Jan 6, 2016
Job Applicant Really Hoping No One Else Knows 2007 Microsoft Office Suite
Jan 6, 2016
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Jan 5, 2016
Reverse Psychology Department Sure You Wouldn’t Want to Volunteer For its Silly Old Experiments
Jan 5, 2016
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Jan 4, 2016
5 Tips and Tricks to Ace Sorority Recruitment
Jan 4, 2016
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December 2015
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Dec 31, 2015
How to Get Blackout With Your Parents on New Year’s Eve
Dec 31, 2015
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Dec 27, 2015
A Letter to my Nephew Concerning the Musical Hamilton
Dec 27, 2015
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Dec 26, 2015
Alternative Color Combinations for the Color of 2016
Dec 26, 2015
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Dec 22, 2015
Watch Out: Christmas Tree Goblins May Cause You Trouble This Holiday Season
Dec 22, 2015
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Dec 20, 2015
An Open Letter to the Tinder Date I Ghosted
Dec 20, 2015
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Dec 18, 2015
Wow: Now You Can Pay People With Your Soul on Venmo
Dec 18, 2015
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Dec 17, 2015
Area Woman’s Gardening Blog To Produce Original Scripted Content
Dec 17, 2015
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Dec 16, 2015
Drake and the Disillusionment of a Nation
Dec 16, 2015
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Dec 15, 2015
An Open Letter to the Northwestern Class of 2020
Dec 15, 2015
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Dec 14, 2015
Student Playing Guitar in Public Really Hoping People Pay Attention
Dec 14, 2015
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Dec 9, 2015
Heroic Student Successfully Gives Roommate the Impression That She Was Not Masturbating
Dec 9, 2015
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Dec 8, 2015
The 5 Types of Campus Reps for Mobile Apps
Dec 8, 2015
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Dec 7, 2015
Student Attempts to Reveal Infidelity to Girlfriend During Primal Scream
Dec 7, 2015
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Dec 6, 2015
Freshman Hall Friendship Not Looking Like It Will Make it Past Rush
Dec 6, 2015
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Dec 4, 2015
Pentagon Opens Combat Roles to Women Despite Periods and Boobs
Dec 4, 2015
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Dec 3, 2015
Sherman Ave Year in Review: 2015 In Quotes
Dec 3, 2015
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Dec 2, 2015
"My Body Is A Wasteland": Reworking a John Mayer Classic for Reading Week
Dec 2, 2015
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Dec 1, 2015
Pedophilia, Bestiality Advocates Wondering When Slippery Slope from Gay Marriage Getting Started
Dec 1, 2015
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November 2015
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Nov 30, 2015
Hyper Scientific Weatherman Definitely Gets Off on This Stuff
Nov 30, 2015
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Nov 27, 2015
Grandmother Uses Thanksgiving-Themed Euphemisms to Shame Entire Family
Nov 27, 2015
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Nov 24, 2015
Local Pussy Feeling Tipsy
Nov 24, 2015
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Nov 23, 2015
My Roommate is Dating My Mom: A Letter to Residential Services
Nov 23, 2015
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Nov 21, 2015
EXCLUSIVE NOT FAKE INTERVIEW: The Gaffield Gazer
Nov 21, 2015
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Nov 20, 2015
Increasingly Sexual ReFusionShaka To Begin Show by Asking Audience for Consent
Nov 20, 2015
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Nov 17, 2015
Entire Class Just Pretending to Be Deep in Thought Following Question from Professor
Nov 17, 2015
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Nov 16, 2015
Toothpaste Stain Reveals That You’re a Clumsy Idiot
Nov 16, 2015
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Nov 13, 2015
Mother Withdraws Star Quarterback from Team on Grounds of Dirty Laundry, Definitely Not Concussions
Nov 13, 2015
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Nov 12, 2015
Obama Isn’t Taking My Gun Away Until He Promises That My 1100 Watt Ninja® Professional Blender is Mine to Keep
Nov 12, 2015
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Nov 11, 2015
Nine Signs you DEFINITELY Go to Northwestern
Nov 11, 2015
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Nov 10, 2015
7 Failed Sequels to "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids"
Nov 10, 2015
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Nov 9, 2015
Presidential Election Still Entire Year Away, Exhausted Nation Reports
Nov 9, 2015
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Nov 6, 2015
SPOILER ALERT: Visiting George R.R. Martin Kills-Off Morty
Nov 6, 2015
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Nov 5, 2015
Hero Woman Holds Her Pee For Entire Bus Ride
Nov 5, 2015
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Nov 4, 2015
Student Who Consistently Misses 10 AM Class Confident He Can “Turn it Around” Before Next Midterm
Nov 4, 2015
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Nov 3, 2015
New student receives cold shoulder in Spanish class
Nov 3, 2015
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Nov 2, 2015
IMC Class Postmates Survey
Nov 2, 2015
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Nov 1, 2015
NU Razor Blade Club Struggles This Year at Project Pumpkin
Nov 1, 2015
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Nov 1, 2015
Report: Off-Campus Halloween Party Serves Only Raisins
Nov 1, 2015
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October 2015
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Oct 31, 2015
Group of Students Unsure if Their Minion Costumes Ironic or Not
Oct 31, 2015
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Oct 29, 2015
UberKITTENS Promotion Goes Horrifically Wrong; Two Dead and Dozens Left Injured
Oct 29, 2015
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Oct 27, 2015
Quiz: How Much Do You Like Chili?
Oct 27, 2015
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Oct 26, 2015
A&O Application Better Pan Out for Lonely Sophomore
Oct 26, 2015
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Oct 25, 2015
12 Campus Safety Tips Everyone Should Know
Oct 25, 2015
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Oct 23, 2015
Icona Pop Crashes Car Into Bridge En Route To A&O Blowout
Oct 23, 2015
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Oct 23, 2015
Op-Ed: The A&O Blowout line-up should have been The Killers with Brandon Flowers Opening
Oct 23, 2015
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Oct 22, 2015
Freshman Guide to Combatting Procrastination
Oct 22, 2015
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Oct 21, 2015
Scientists Discover Alternate Universe Where You’re Not Such an Asshole
Oct 21, 2015
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Oct 19, 2015
Freshman Guide: Asking Someone Out
Oct 19, 2015
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Oct 18, 2015
Northwestern Wildcats vs. Iowa Hawkeyes: By the Numbers
Oct 18, 2015
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Oct 16, 2015
Freshman Guide: Homecoming Gameday
Oct 16, 2015
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Oct 15, 2015
Op-Ed: Why Are We Focusing on Homecoming Week When My Dad is Still in Afghanistan?
Oct 15, 2015
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Oct 14, 2015
Opinion: Northwestern Should Expand The Definition of Success and Give Me More Awards
Oct 14, 2015
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Oct 14, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Nevil George
Oct 14, 2015
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Oct 13, 2015
On the Trail with Bernie Sanders - Part II
Oct 13, 2015
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Oct 13, 2015
On the Trail with Bernie Sanders - Part III
Oct 13, 2015
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Oct 13, 2015
On the Trail with Bernie Sanders - Part I
Oct 13, 2015
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Oct 12, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Brad McCandless
Oct 12, 2015
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Oct 12, 2015
Mole People Uprising Injures 23; Kelsey Grammer Reportedly to Rise Again
Oct 12, 2015
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Oct 9, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Iheoma Nkemere
Oct 9, 2015
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Oct 8, 2015
The Sherman Ave Rush Video: Fall 2015 Edition
Oct 8, 2015
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Oct 8, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Pear Dhiantravan
Oct 8, 2015
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Oct 7, 2015
Freshman Guide: The Basics
Oct 7, 2015
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Oct 5, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Kenny Mok
Oct 5, 2015
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Oct 5, 2015
Student Kidnapped by A Cappella Group Still Missing 36 Hours Later
Oct 5, 2015
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Oct 5, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Alexandria Bobbitt
Oct 5, 2015
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Oct 5, 2015
Sherman Ave How-To: Win a Poop-Off
Oct 5, 2015
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Oct 4, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Eliza Abramson
Oct 4, 2015
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Oct 2, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Danny Callison
Oct 2, 2015
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Oct 1, 2015
Freshman Guide: The Pros and Cons of Sitting With Someone New in the Dining Hall
Oct 1, 2015
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Oct 1, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Diego Henriquez-Garcia
Oct 1, 2015
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September 2015
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Sep 30, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Malik Dent
Sep 30, 2015
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Sep 30, 2015
Freshman Guide: How to Not Gain the Freshman Fifteen (from a Failure)
Sep 30, 2015
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Sep 29, 2015
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Interviews: Kayla Brackett
Sep 29, 2015
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Sep 29, 2015
Freshman Guide: Things To Do When You're Sexiled
Sep 29, 2015
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Sep 28, 2015
Sherman Ave Interviews: A British Person
Sep 28, 2015
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Sep 27, 2015
Get Hooked on Some Sweet Ass Jokes: APPLY FOR SHERMAN AVE YOU DEGENERATE!
Sep 27, 2015
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Sep 25, 2015
Freshman Guide: Babysitting for Xtra Bucks
Sep 25, 2015
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Sep 23, 2015
Freshman Guide: The Dos and Don’ts of Student Organizations
Sep 23, 2015
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Sep 22, 2015
Sherman Ave's 5 Tips for Success at Northwestern
Sep 22, 2015
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Sep 21, 2015
Freshman Guide to Funtacular Dorm Room Decorations
Sep 21, 2015
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Sep 20, 2015
Dude, There’s Semen on your Face
Sep 20, 2015
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Sep 19, 2015
The Top 7 Six Flags Rides to Meet Your First College Lay
Sep 19, 2015
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Sep 18, 2015
The Official Sherman Ave Wildcat Welcome 2015 Party Schedule
Sep 18, 2015
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Sep 17, 2015
Does Anyone Flying into Midway Want to Split a Cinnabon?
Sep 17, 2015
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Sep 17, 2015
Op-Ed: All Immigrants Should be Required to Change Their Names to Uncle Sam
Sep 17, 2015
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Sep 15, 2015
Mayfest Cancels All Welcome Week Parties
Sep 15, 2015
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Sep 15, 2015
New Peer Adviser Slowly Realizing Maybe This Isn’t for Him
Sep 15, 2015
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Sep 14, 2015
15 Ways the Wildcats Can Get Back into a Bowl Game in 2015
Sep 14, 2015
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Sep 10, 2015
Every Like on Facebook Shall Be Mine!
Sep 10, 2015
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Sep 9, 2015
Writer For Satirical Online Paper Criticized For Making Too Many Lists
Sep 9, 2015
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Sep 7, 2015
5 Essential Food Pairings That Will Save Every College Student
Sep 7, 2015
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Sep 3, 2015
Northwestern Football: Season Preview
Sep 3, 2015
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Sep 2, 2015
Inspiring: West Willows High Mounts an All-White Rendition of Grease
Sep 2, 2015
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Sep 1, 2015
Jeb Bush Draws Crowd of 20,000
Sep 1, 2015
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August 2015
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Aug 28, 2015
Sherman Ave’s In-Depth Line-by-Line Analysis of “Trap Queen”
Aug 28, 2015
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Aug 26, 2015
John Cena's Soul Has Possessed My Work Computer and Now I Can't Get Anything Done
Aug 26, 2015
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Aug 24, 2015
This Fan Theory Proves that the Insane Clown Posse and The Big Bang Theory Exist in the Same Universe!
Aug 24, 2015
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Aug 18, 2015
New College Football Video Game to Introduce “Courtroom Mode” Featuring NU Players’ Unofficial Likenesses
Aug 18, 2015
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Aug 9, 2015
Life Force-Draining Internship Really Helping Student Get Foot in the Door
Aug 9, 2015
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Aug 7, 2015
GOP Debate Wraps Up with Lavish Dance Number
Aug 7, 2015
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Aug 3, 2015
JK Rowling: “Every Harry Potter Character Was Gay, Except for Dolores Umbridge”
Aug 3, 2015
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July 2015
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Jul 28, 2015
Dear Mom and Dad: Summer Camp is Awesome!
Jul 28, 2015
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Jul 22, 2015
Point/Counterpoint: So what are you doing after graduation? vs. Brian, just—I don’t know if this “staying friends” thing is gonna work.
Jul 22, 2015
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Jul 20, 2015
Student Too Deep Into Pre-Med Track Now To Not Call It His Passion
Jul 20, 2015
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Jul 16, 2015
5 Places Where the Minions Can’t Hurt You
Jul 16, 2015
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Jul 14, 2015
What Your Favorite Flavor of La Croix Says About You
Jul 14, 2015
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Jul 13, 2015
The Foolproof Roommate Test
Jul 13, 2015
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Jul 10, 2015
"More Than a Week" by Bernice the Shark
Jul 10, 2015
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Jul 7, 2015
Exposé: The Shocking Working Conditions Behind NU’s BoxCo
Jul 7, 2015
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Jul 3, 2015
Sherman Ave Guide to the Fourth of July
Jul 3, 2015
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Jul 2, 2015
Local Straight Teen Finds Himself During Pride Weekend
Jul 2, 2015
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June 2015
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Jun 26, 2015
Justice Anthony M. Kennedy Copies, Pastes Macklemore Lyrics into Majority Opinion
Jun 26, 2015
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Jun 21, 2015
5 TV Dads Who Are Way Better Than Mine
Jun 21, 2015
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Jun 19, 2015
Brian Williams To Return To NBC Nightly News With 10 Million Dollar Raise, Reports Brian Williams
Jun 19, 2015
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Jun 16, 2015
10 Indisputable Movie Reviews From Your Uncle Mike
Jun 16, 2015
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Jun 9, 2015
The 5 Saddest Places on Northwestern’s Campus
Jun 9, 2015
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Jun 8, 2015
Life Hack: 5 Easy Ways to Put Down Your Dog
Jun 8, 2015
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Jun 7, 2015
Sherman Ave Professor of the Year Bracket: FINALS - Renee Engeln vs. Alex Birdwell
Jun 7, 2015
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Jun 7, 2015
Northwestern Cribs (Sponsored Content)
Jun 7, 2015
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Jun 5, 2015
Sherman Ave’s Official Top 20 Theme Party Ideas
Jun 5, 2015
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Jun 3, 2015
5 Life Lessons You Learned From Your Friend Who Shares Listicles on Facebook
Jun 3, 2015
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Jun 2, 2015
Sherman Ave Professor of the Year Bracket: Final Four
Jun 2, 2015
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Jun 1, 2015
Sherman Ave Podcast: Is NU Jealous of the Ivy League?
Jun 1, 2015
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May 2015
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May 31, 2015
A Line-By-Line Analysis of the Mayfest "Apology"
May 31, 2015
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May 28, 2015
Postmates Shutters Services After Shocking Expose Reveals Minors Consume Alcohol
May 28, 2015
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May 27, 2015
What Will Happen Now That You Haven't Gotten a Summer Internship
May 27, 2015
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May 26, 2015
Sherman Ave Professor of the Year Bracket: Elite 8 Matchups
May 26, 2015
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May 25, 2015
Family Disappointment Proud to Call Herself a Wildcat
May 25, 2015
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May 24, 2015
The GOP -- They're Just Like Us!
May 24, 2015
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May 22, 2015
25 Things You'll See at the Sherman Ave Fundrager Tonight!!!
May 22, 2015
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May 21, 2015
Sherman Ave's Professor of the Year Bracket: First Round Matchups
May 21, 2015
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May 21, 2015
Hopeful Smash Mouth to Compete at Mayfest Battle of the Bands
May 21, 2015
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May 20, 2015
An Ode to Uber: A Modern Day Fairytale
May 20, 2015
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May 18, 2015
Sherman Ave's Professor of the Year Bracket: Play-In Round
May 18, 2015
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May 17, 2015
Sherman Ave Interviews: Jeffrey Sconce
May 17, 2015
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May 14, 2015
Mayfest Confirms Miguel as Headliner; Simultaneously Endorses Public Sex
May 14, 2015
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May 13, 2015
Smart Dillo Announces Sabbatical; Replaced With New Hire Batshit Crazy Dillo
May 13, 2015
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May 12, 2015
7 Misheard Lyrics that are Actually About Abe Lincoln
May 12, 2015
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May 11, 2015
Sherman Ave's Professor of the Year Bracket: Nominations
May 11, 2015
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May 10, 2015
My Moms, Ranked
May 10, 2015
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May 8, 2015
Survey Shows Morty’s Top Answer “Who?” When Asked about Student Groups
May 8, 2015
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May 7, 2015
Opinion: As We Enjoy Spring, We Need To Think Of The Danger Warm Weather Poses To The Cryogenically Frozen Walt Disney
May 7, 2015
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May 6, 2015
Teenager Confident Enough in Political Opinion to Post It on the Internet Forever
May 6, 2015
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May 5, 2015
Suggested Bruce Jenner Transition Names by the Kardashian Family
May 5, 2015
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May 4, 2015
Sherman Ave's Recipes for Disaster
May 4, 2015
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May 3, 2015
Pro/Con: Skipping Class
May 3, 2015
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May 1, 2015
Weinberg Sophomore Spends Summer ‘Finding Himself’ on Wall Street
May 1, 2015
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April 2015
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Apr 30, 2015
An Analysis of the US News Top 25 (Part 2 #1-13)
Apr 30, 2015
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Apr 29, 2015
Bud Light Announces New Slogan “Drink Up And Suck My Dick Bitch”
Apr 29, 2015
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Apr 28, 2015
An Analysis of the US News Top 25 (Part 1 #14-25)
Apr 28, 2015
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Apr 27, 2015
Northwestern Tuition: An Investigative Breakdown
Apr 27, 2015
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Apr 26, 2015
BREAKING: Blinds in Student’s Room Broken
Apr 26, 2015
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Apr 24, 2015
Quiz: How Well Do You Know the Lyrics to "Low" by Flo Rida feat. T-Pain?
Apr 24, 2015
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Apr 23, 2015
Is this the Dillo Day Line-Up? (By The Curious Cat, Sherman Ave Gossip Editor)
Apr 23, 2015
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Apr 22, 2015
Opinion: Literally Fuck You All - by Earth
Apr 22, 2015
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Apr 21, 2015
Sherman Ave Interviews: Mark Witte
Apr 21, 2015
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Apr 20, 2015
Quiz: Have You Ever Really Thought About, Just Like, Life?
Apr 20, 2015
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Apr 19, 2015
Northwestern to add PhD in Basic Projection Equipment
Apr 19, 2015
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Apr 16, 2015
Sherman Ave Podcast: Weird NU Stories
Apr 16, 2015
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Apr 15, 2015
Mayfest Announces Beyonce To Perform At Dillo Day, Student Literally Dies
Apr 15, 2015
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Apr 14, 2015
How Many of These Coachella Bands Do You Know?
Apr 14, 2015
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Apr 13, 2015
Wildcats vs. Wildcats: A Head-to-Head Comparison
Apr 13, 2015
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Apr 12, 2015
Real Life House of Cards? This Person Wants To Be President
Apr 12, 2015
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Apr 10, 2015
NU Sex Week Cartoon Condom Voted ASG President in Massive Write-In Campaign
Apr 10, 2015
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Apr 10, 2015
I Want a Fast Food Wedding
Apr 10, 2015
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Apr 9, 2015
Sherman Ave Endorses Haley-Noah and Chris-Christina!
Apr 9, 2015
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Apr 8, 2015
Mayfest Unveils New Guest Rule, Completely Ruins Dillo Day Forever
Apr 8, 2015
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Apr 7, 2015
If 7th Grade Boys Talked Like Moms
Apr 7, 2015
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Apr 6, 2015
High School Student Rejected By All 8 Ivy League Schools
Apr 6, 2015
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Apr 5, 2015
Monsanto Presents: Party-Ready Cocktails
Apr 5, 2015
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Apr 3, 2015
Caving to Twitter Demands, Northwestern Admits 11,000 Extra Students to Class of 2019
Apr 3, 2015
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Apr 2, 2015
Northwestern Kicks Off Spring Quarter with Annual Swimming of the Bulls Event
Apr 2, 2015
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Apr 1, 2015
APPLY TO BE A SHERMAN AVE WRITER!!!?!! Spring 2KFifteen
Apr 1, 2015
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March 2015
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Mar 31, 2015
Hobby Lobby, Chick-Fil-A Respond To #BoycottIndiana With Own Social Media Campaign: #Straight2Indiana
Mar 31, 2015
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Mar 30, 2015
Study: Hundreds of Lovers Chasing "One That Got Away" Now Stopped By TSA
Mar 30, 2015
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Mar 26, 2015
How Are We Dealing With Our Exclusion From March Madness?
Mar 26, 2015
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Mar 19, 2015
I Believe the American Flag Should Fly from Every Building, So We Can Know What Country We're In
Mar 19, 2015
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Mar 18, 2015
Sherman Ave Podcast: Class of 2019 Prospie Questions Answered
Mar 18, 2015
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Mar 17, 2015
50 Shades of Green
Mar 17, 2015
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Mar 16, 2015
NUIT: We Know What Porn You Watch
Mar 16, 2015
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Mar 15, 2015
Northwestern Junior Excited to Study Abroad in Lower Middle Class Neighborhood
Mar 15, 2015
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Mar 13, 2015
Quiz: Do You Have What it Takes to Fill Out a McDonald's Job Application?
Mar 13, 2015
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Mar 11, 2015
Miraculous Transformation: He was born a baby, but you’ll never guess what happened next!
Mar 11, 2015
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Mar 10, 2015
Opinion: Hazing is Absolutely Never OK When It’s Happening to Me
Mar 10, 2015
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Mar 9, 2015
Under the Tent: An Investigative Report
Mar 9, 2015
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Mar 9, 2015
Blaze Pizza Served Meat from Murdered Giordano’s Employees in Opening Day Pizzas
Mar 9, 2015
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Mar 8, 2015
NUDM Diaries: A Block-by-Block First-Person Report on Dancer Sanity
Mar 8, 2015
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Mar 6, 2015
25 Things To Do in Your Room While Your Roommate is at DM
Mar 6, 2015
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Mar 5, 2015
Opinion: NU Must Improve Post-Professional Education
Mar 5, 2015
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Mar 4, 2015
American History’s Biggest Party Fouls
Mar 4, 2015
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Mar 3, 2015
A Comprehensive List of Reasons as to Why Your Roommate is Cradling a Box of Reese’s Puffs
Mar 3, 2015
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Mar 2, 2015
Seven Things to Say to Get Your Participation Grade Up
Mar 2, 2015
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February 2015
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Feb 28, 2015
We Went Behind the Scenes to Find Out What 0% APR Financing Really Means
Feb 28, 2015
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Feb 27, 2015
If Every Big Ten School Was a House of Cards Character
Feb 27, 2015
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Feb 26, 2015
Old Orchard Mall: A Testament to American Exceptionalism
Feb 26, 2015
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Feb 25, 2015
I Know a Good Cup of Water When I Smell One
Feb 25, 2015
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Feb 24, 2015
Undergraduate Opinion Key in Choosing New Dean of Weinberg
Feb 24, 2015
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Feb 23, 2015
Lack of U.S. Inequality Forces Weinberg to Expand Distro to International Classes
Feb 23, 2015
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Feb 23, 2015
Speaker at Front of Class Distracting Students from Smartphones
Feb 23, 2015
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Feb 21, 2015
Secret to Warmth Revealed: $700 Cash
Feb 21, 2015
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Feb 20, 2015
Error in Lab Data Probably Fucking Kyle’s Fault
Feb 20, 2015
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Feb 19, 2015
ASG Basks in Glory of Temporary Relevance
Feb 19, 2015
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Feb 18, 2015
What's In What's Out For February
Feb 18, 2015
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Feb 16, 2015
A Brief History of Presidents' Day
Feb 16, 2015
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Feb 16, 2015
6 ~Adorable~ Baby Animals Who Will Literally Solve All Your Problems
Feb 16, 2015
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Feb 15, 2015
Resume Hacks for the Downtrodden Applicant
Feb 15, 2015
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Feb 14, 2015
How to React to Every Gift Your Lover Gives You this V-Day
Feb 14, 2015
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Feb 14, 2015
6 Reasons Being Alone on Valentine’s Day is Awesome
Feb 14, 2015
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Feb 13, 2015
50 Shades of Motivational Posters
Feb 13, 2015
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Feb 12, 2015
Should Sherman Ave Advertise for DMK?
Feb 12, 2015
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Feb 11, 2015
An Open Letter to the Twenty-Something Companies I Applied to for a Summer Internship
Feb 11, 2015
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Feb 10, 2015
Opinion: Let’s Finish the Goddamned Lakefill
Feb 10, 2015
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Feb 9, 2015
Close Encounters of Two Study Abroad Students
Feb 9, 2015
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Feb 8, 2015
The Sherman Ave Dillo Day Survey
Feb 8, 2015
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Feb 7, 2015
The Five Types of People You’ll Meet When You Meet People
Feb 7, 2015
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Feb 6, 2015
FDA to Issue “High Sodium Content” Warnings on All Salty Bitches
Feb 6, 2015
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Feb 5, 2015
Sherpa Leads Northwestern Tour Group Right Past Body Frozen in Snow
Feb 5, 2015
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Feb 4, 2015
The Ultimate Evanston Food Guide
Feb 4, 2015
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Feb 3, 2015
Trivia Crack Questions That You Will Definitely Get
Feb 3, 2015
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Feb 2, 2015
Are You Sure You Wanna be a PA? The Pros and (Mostly) Cons
Feb 2, 2015
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Feb 2, 2015
Church of England Progressively Allows Women The Right to Deny Gays Marriage
Feb 2, 2015
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January 2015
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Jan 30, 2015
Sherman Ave Podcast: NU Dating Problems
Jan 30, 2015
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Jan 29, 2015
The "We Will" Kickstarter: What Gift Packages Donors Receive by Dollar Amount
Jan 29, 2015
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Jan 28, 2015
How Many Fucking Dollars Do I Have To Donate Before I’m Recognized For Something Besides Being Warren Buffett’s Sister? By Roberta Buffett Elliott
Jan 28, 2015
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Jan 28, 2015
Matka Pawlowski’s 9 Best Good Ol' Home-Country Cold Remedies
Jan 28, 2015
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Jan 27, 2015
This Weinberg Student Thinks Gender Could Be a Social Construct
Jan 27, 2015
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Jan 25, 2015
Local Man First to Make Deflate-gate “Balls” Joke
Jan 25, 2015
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Jan 24, 2015
A Review of Citizen Kane (by someone who has only viewed one scene in an intro level film class)
Jan 24, 2015
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Jan 23, 2015
Aaron Sorkin or Bread?
Jan 23, 2015
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Jan 21, 2015
Instagram Filters or Names of People Who Like Coachella on Facebook?
Jan 21, 2015
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Jan 20, 2015
Sherman Ave Interview Guide: Preparing for the Hardest Questions
Jan 20, 2015
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Jan 17, 2015
Dunkin' Donuts Secret Menu
Jan 17, 2015
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Jan 16, 2015
Inspiring: Couple Married for 71 Years Die One Day Apart After Botched Satanic Suicide Pact
Jan 16, 2015
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Jan 15, 2015
Oscar Nominations Mark Key Victory in White People’s Battle for Recognition
Jan 15, 2015
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Jan 15, 2015
Administration's Fun Little “Days Without Racist Incident” Counter Up to 43 Days
Jan 15, 2015
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Jan 15, 2015
Ella Enchanted: The Most Hapless Betch of All
Jan 15, 2015
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Jan 13, 2015
Career Fair to Reflect Diversity of Student Interests By Offering Consulting, IT Consulting
Jan 13, 2015
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Jan 13, 2015
16 Tips for the Winter Job Fair
Jan 13, 2015
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Jan 12, 2015
5 Things Men Ages 20-30 Sent Me on Tinder This Week
Jan 12, 2015
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Jan 11, 2015
Sorority Members Who Are Undoubtedly 100% Evil No Exceptions Have Great Rush Week
Jan 11, 2015
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Jan 10, 2015
Cheesie's Data Theft Fiasco Ruins Reputation/Futures of Hundreds at NU
Jan 10, 2015
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Jan 9, 2015
Man dies after mistaking Norris redesign for doctor's waiting room
Jan 9, 2015
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Jan 8, 2015
New Year’s Make-Overs the Fun Way: Fecal Transplants
Jan 8, 2015
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Jan 6, 2015
SPAC Unveils New Changes, Hoping to be More Inclusive of Lazy Pieces of Shit
Jan 6, 2015
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Jan 5, 2015
A Comprehensive Guide of Everything You Need to Know for Greek Life
Jan 5, 2015
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Jan 4, 2015
The Thoughts Going Through Your Head Before a Facebook Profile Picture Change
Jan 4, 2015
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Jan 4, 2015
SPONSORED: Save Big on Books w/ One Weird Trick!
Jan 4, 2015
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Jan 3, 2015
How to Tell If You're Dating a Christmas Ham
Jan 3, 2015
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Jan 2, 2015
Sherman Ave's Guide to Local Hook-up Options
Jan 2, 2015
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Jan 1, 2015
From the Future: A Look Back at the 2015 Award Season
Jan 1, 2015
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December 2014
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Dec 31, 2014
Who Should You Kiss at Midnight on New Year's Eve?
Dec 31, 2014
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Dec 29, 2014
So You Hooked Up with Your Ex Over Break
Dec 29, 2014
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Dec 24, 2014
A Crime Noir Retelling of Ruldoph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Dec 24, 2014
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Dec 23, 2014
Uncle Just Itching to Start Political Discussion During Christmas Dinner
Dec 23, 2014
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Dec 22, 2014
Instapurge Leaves Millennials Wandering Aimlessly
Dec 22, 2014
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Dec 22, 2014
A Scathing Review of Maplewood Elementary School's Production of "The Wizard of Oz"
Dec 22, 2014
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Dec 21, 2014
What's In What's Out for 2015
Dec 21, 2014
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Dec 19, 2014
U.S. News & World Report Mistakenly Sends Out #12 Ranking to Johns Hopkins
Dec 19, 2014
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Dec 17, 2014
Commentary: The Story of Jesus is an Allegory for Neo from The Matrix
Dec 17, 2014
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Dec 16, 2014
An Open Letter to the Class of 2019
Dec 16, 2014
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Dec 16, 2014
Not on Ski Trip? No Problem!
Dec 16, 2014
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Dec 14, 2014
I'm Skiing By Myself on Ski Trip and Here's Why You Should Too
Dec 14, 2014
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Dec 12, 2014
List of Probable Passcodes on Someone Else's iPhone
Dec 12, 2014
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Dec 10, 2014
Sherman Ave's Guide to Gift Buying
Dec 10, 2014
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Dec 6, 2014
The Slob's Guide to Personal Hygiene
Dec 6, 2014
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Dec 4, 2014
Freshman Fairly Certain Final Exams Actually Just Surprise Pizza Parties
Dec 4, 2014
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Dec 3, 2014
Sophomore Undergraduate to Ask God for the Perfect “Laughing Candid” This Holiday Season
Dec 3, 2014
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Dec 2, 2014
Sherman Ave's Holiday Gift Guide for Those Difficult-To-Shop-For People in Your Life
Dec 2, 2014
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Dec 1, 2014
Uncle Mike, Regent of Holidays, Deems It Now Okay to Play Christmas Music
Dec 1, 2014
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November 2014
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Nov 30, 2014
A Few Slight Changes I Would Make to the Star Wars Episode VII Trailer
Nov 30, 2014
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Nov 26, 2014
Why I Will Not Be Speaking to Aunt Carol at Thanksgiving Dinner (by Aunt Debbie)
Nov 26, 2014
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Nov 26, 2014
I’m Just Thankful For My Family, Says Ungrateful Little Shit
Nov 26, 2014
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Nov 25, 2014
How to Talk to Your Friends Who Go to Different Colleges over Thanksgiving Break
Nov 25, 2014
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Nov 25, 2014
Friendly Reminders for Thanksgiving Break
Nov 25, 2014
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Nov 24, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews: Taco Ben
Nov 24, 2014
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Nov 23, 2014
Welcome to Yik Yaksonville
Nov 23, 2014
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Nov 22, 2014
Derrick Rose Hits Ground Slightly Too Hard, Explodes into Mist of Blood
Nov 22, 2014
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Nov 21, 2014
Drums in the Deep: NU Middle-Earth Studies Department Calls for Respectful Durin's Day Celebrations
Nov 21, 2014
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Nov 20, 2014
An Open Letter to My Fellow Sherman Ave Writer Genghis Leprechaun
Nov 20, 2014
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Nov 19, 2014
Relevant Politician to Speak in 7th Largest Venue on Campus
Nov 19, 2014
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Nov 19, 2014
Sherman Ave's Debut Fashion Photo Blog
Nov 19, 2014
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Nov 18, 2014
It’s Canada Goose Season
Nov 18, 2014
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Nov 17, 2014
Everything You Need to Know about Kevin, My Uber Driver
Nov 17, 2014
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Nov 16, 2014
Why Oral Fixation Isn't As Sexy As It Sounds
Nov 16, 2014
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Nov 14, 2014
Man Who Gets Off to Leaked Celebrity Nudes Calls Kim Kardashian "Classless"
Nov 14, 2014
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Nov 12, 2014
What's In and What's Out for November
Nov 12, 2014
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Nov 11, 2014
Last Year’s Tour Guides to the ‘Cats of 2018: “Gotcha!”
Nov 11, 2014
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Nov 10, 2014
The College Woman's Guide to Contraception
Nov 10, 2014
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Nov 9, 2014
Get Well Soon, Trevor
Nov 9, 2014
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Nov 7, 2014
At Least We're Good at School: A look at the Big Ten's Two Perennial Disappointments
Nov 7, 2014
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Nov 7, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Achieving Zen
Nov 7, 2014
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Nov 6, 2014
9 Signs That You're Not With "The One"
Nov 6, 2014
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Nov 6, 2014
Very Fascinating Development for "Unfortunate Events"
Nov 6, 2014
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Nov 5, 2014
Social Media Turnout Highest on Record for 2014 Midterm Election
Nov 5, 2014
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Nov 5, 2014
Today, Nov 5th, Is the Only Day You Can Vote and Make a Difference
Nov 5, 2014
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Nov 4, 2014
That Time You Decided to Actually Go for a Run with Your Athletic Friend
Nov 4, 2014
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Nov 3, 2014
So You're in College and You're Going Bald
Nov 3, 2014
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Nov 2, 2014
The Official Sherman Ave Midterm Election Ballot Guide
Nov 2, 2014
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Nov 1, 2014
60 Ways to Spend the 60 Minutes That You Gain on Sunday
Nov 1, 2014
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October 2014
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Oct 31, 2014
3 Spooky Drugs You Should Do This Halloween
Oct 31, 2014
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Oct 31, 2014
Dear Mother Nature, Fuck You
Oct 31, 2014
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Oct 31, 2014
Girl Embarrassed to Find Someone Else at Halloween Party Also Dressed as Sweaty Drunk
Oct 31, 2014
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Oct 30, 2014
What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About You
Oct 30, 2014
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Oct 30, 2014
Praise Be Thee, Imminent Drop Date
Oct 30, 2014
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Oct 29, 2014
My Day as Narrated by Taylor Swift’s 1989
Oct 29, 2014
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Oct 28, 2014
Weinberg Sophomore Sets Personal Record for Conversations Won
Oct 28, 2014
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Oct 27, 2014
Homecoming 2014: The Hero's Journey
Oct 27, 2014
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Oct 26, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Escaping Medical Quarantine
Oct 26, 2014
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Oct 24, 2014
I Did Northwestern's Dance Marathon Even When...
Oct 24, 2014
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Oct 23, 2014
Sociology Professor's Discussion Section Would Have Solved Racism if Anyone Attended
Oct 23, 2014
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Oct 22, 2014
Weinberg Student Uses 12th and Final CAPS Visit, Is Suddenly Cured of Crippling Mental Illness
Oct 22, 2014
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Oct 21, 2014
Sherman Ave's Guide to Staying In
Oct 21, 2014
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Oct 20, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Facial Hair
Oct 20, 2014
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Oct 19, 2014
Norris Freenters Responsible for Ebola Hysteria in the US
Oct 19, 2014
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Oct 17, 2014
How to Get a Guy to Ask for Your Number: A Guide for Fraternity Rushees, from Females
Oct 17, 2014
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Oct 16, 2014
What's In and What's Out for October
Oct 16, 2014
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Oct 15, 2014
A Freshman Guide to Jacking It While Your Roommate's in the Room
Oct 15, 2014
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Oct 14, 2014
Commentary: The Leaves Are Changing Colors, The Smell of Autumn Is in the Air, and I Need Immediate Medical Attention
Oct 14, 2014
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Oct 13, 2014
I Overcame Adversity When… I Admitted to Myself that YES, Asian Midget Porn IS Engrossing: The Candid College Essays We Would Write Now
Oct 13, 2014
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Oct 12, 2014
Five Alternative Uses for your Copy of Whistling Vivaldi
Oct 12, 2014
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Oct 11, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Sean Earley
Oct 11, 2014
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Oct 11, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Lindsay Charles
Oct 11, 2014
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Oct 10, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Ben Terdich
Oct 10, 2014
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Oct 10, 2014
Can You Be 100% Sure That You Don't Have Lice Right Now?
Oct 10, 2014
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Oct 10, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Emily Mannheimer
Oct 10, 2014
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Oct 9, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Luke Cianciotto
Oct 9, 2014
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Oct 9, 2014
Flavors of the Week at Steve’s Ice Cream Shop After His Wife Karen Left Him For Some Redhead Named Carl
Oct 9, 2014
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Oct 9, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Ariel Malloy
Oct 9, 2014
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Oct 8, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Sarah Carthen Watson
Oct 8, 2014
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Oct 8, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Peter Podlipni
Oct 8, 2014
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Oct 7, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Erik Zorn
Oct 7, 2014
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Oct 7, 2014
Letters from Teachers Translated
Oct 7, 2014
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Oct 7, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Julia Watson
Oct 7, 2014
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Oct 6, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Meera Patel
Oct 6, 2014
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Oct 6, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The Guy's Guide to a Dance Floor Make-Out
Oct 6, 2014
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Oct 6, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Brannon Bowers
Oct 6, 2014
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Oct 5, 2014
5 Delectable Dishes Any College Student Who Is White, Upper Class and Has a Father Who Pays for Everything Can Afford to Make
Oct 5, 2014
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Oct 4, 2014
Spawn overrun campus after rock hatches
Oct 4, 2014
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Oct 3, 2014
I AM BETTER THAN YOU (by Anderson Shelley, Associate, McKinsey & Company)
Oct 3, 2014
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Oct 2, 2014
Thanks, Obama
Oct 2, 2014
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Oct 1, 2014
Senior Turns Down Four Job Offers Received Following Career Fair
Oct 1, 2014
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Oct 1, 2014
Hey NU, How Could You?
Oct 1, 2014
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September 2014
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Sep 30, 2014
Interpretation of an NU Email: Pres. Obama to Speak on Campus
Sep 30, 2014
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Sep 29, 2014
Collective Orgasms Rock Medill amidst Rumors of Obama on Campus
Sep 29, 2014
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Sep 29, 2014
Northwestern Nanomaterials Department Announces Groundbreaking Thinner Toilet Tissue
Sep 29, 2014
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Sep 26, 2014
Sherman Avenue Guide to: Hallcest
Sep 26, 2014
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Sep 25, 2014
So Your Roommate Is a Demon
Sep 25, 2014
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Sep 25, 2014
Kellogg Students Resigned to Fact that Following Dreams Will Likely Never Garner More Than Seven-Digit Salary
Sep 25, 2014
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Sep 24, 2014
Too Long; Didn't Read: Book Plots
Sep 24, 2014
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Sep 24, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The Dos and Don'ts of Being Sick
Sep 24, 2014
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Sep 23, 2014
Taco Bell to Offer Customizable Diarrhea
Sep 23, 2014
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Sep 23, 2014
An Ode to the Freshman Who Took a Shit on the Bobb Lobby Floor
Sep 23, 2014
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Sep 22, 2014
A Song of Smirnoff Ice and Fireball: A Look Back at George R.R. Martin's College Years
Sep 22, 2014
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Sep 21, 2014
A Guide to Whole Foods Free Samples
Sep 21, 2014
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Sep 20, 2014
A Scaredy-'Cat's Guide to Six Flags
Sep 20, 2014
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Sep 19, 2014
Freshman Says He Can "Really Taste the Hops" of Keystone Light
Sep 19, 2014
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Sep 18, 2014
Police Uncover Pumpkin Spice Latte Den near Northwestern Campus
Sep 18, 2014
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Sep 17, 2014
Your First College Hookup
Sep 17, 2014
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Sep 17, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Horses
Sep 17, 2014
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Sep 17, 2014
Write for Sherman Ave! The Application Is Here! SLDHGALSJGASL! (Fall 2014 Edition)
Sep 17, 2014
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Sep 16, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: How to Become a Campus Celebrity
Sep 16, 2014
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Sep 16, 2014
My Dream Summer Abroad (by Janice Ellar)
Sep 16, 2014
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Sep 16, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Painting the Rock
Sep 16, 2014
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Sep 15, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Party Conversations
Sep 15, 2014
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Sep 14, 2014
Going Away to College
Sep 14, 2014
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Sep 13, 2014
Point/Counterpoint: Cleaning Your Room
Sep 13, 2014
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Sep 12, 2014
Sherman Ave's Guide to Small Talk: Fall Edition
Sep 12, 2014
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Sep 11, 2014
A Northwestern Reference Guide
Sep 11, 2014
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Sep 10, 2014
Sherman Ave’s Transfer Student Guide
Sep 10, 2014
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Sep 10, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: A Loser's Guide to Partying
Sep 10, 2014
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Sep 9, 2014
What should I watch on Netflix? A flowchart journey
Sep 9, 2014
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Sep 9, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The Facebook Group
Sep 9, 2014
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Sep 8, 2014
12 Surprising Uses for BK Chicken Fries
Sep 8, 2014
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Sep 8, 2014
Family Dinner Debate Sparks Meaningful Action
Sep 8, 2014
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Sep 7, 2014
3 Wild Sex Tips That You WON'T Believe
Sep 7, 2014
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Sep 6, 2014
A Brief, Mostly Accurate History of Northwestern Football
Sep 6, 2014
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Sep 5, 2014
Northwestern Upperclassmen Await to Hear about Mind-Blowing Achievements of Class of 2018
Sep 5, 2014
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Sep 4, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: How to Survive until School Starts
Sep 4, 2014
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Sep 3, 2014
The 20 Best Spices of the Decade So Far
Sep 3, 2014
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Sep 3, 2014
Should You Make a Flowchart?
Sep 3, 2014
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Sep 2, 2014
College is the Only Time it's Safe to Experiment with Cuffing Your Pants (by Your Dad)
Sep 2, 2014
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August 2014
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Aug 30, 2014
Northwestern Football Team Full of Totally Nice Guys
Aug 30, 2014
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Aug 29, 2014
Average NU Student to Watch One Full Quarter of Cal Game from Family's Living Room before Changing Channel
Aug 29, 2014
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Aug 29, 2014
Simpsons Creator Reveals Homer Simpson Actually Large Cat with Jaundice
Aug 29, 2014
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Aug 28, 2014
Top 9 Power Moves
Aug 28, 2014
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Aug 26, 2014
Letter to the Editor From the Year 2155: Technology Is Ruining Our Children
Aug 26, 2014
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Aug 25, 2014
10 Signs You’re a Total Human
Aug 25, 2014
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Aug 21, 2014
8 Things Only People Who Took Spanish in Middle School Will Understand
Aug 21, 2014
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Aug 19, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Sleep or Rally
Aug 19, 2014
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Aug 18, 2014
Millions Unwittingly Baptized by ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Aug 18, 2014
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Aug 18, 2014
Some Tips for Complaining about the *Warm* Weather
Aug 18, 2014
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Aug 17, 2014
Have College Fun! (Even Though You're Not in College Yet)
Aug 17, 2014
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Aug 15, 2014
High School Bully Very Excited to Become Police Officer One Day
Aug 15, 2014
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Aug 14, 2014
Are You "That Friend" on Snapchat?
Aug 14, 2014
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Aug 11, 2014
Celebrities: Then and Now
Aug 11, 2014
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Aug 10, 2014
How to Avoid the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Aug 10, 2014
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Aug 7, 2014
Local Student Terrorized by Vegetables in Fridge He's Not Eating
Aug 7, 2014
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Aug 6, 2014
Point/Counterpoint: Just Fart It Out, Jeff vs. For the Love of All that is Holy, Jeff, Get to the Bathroom Now
Aug 6, 2014
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Aug 4, 2014
An American Haunting: Summer Sublet Edition
Aug 4, 2014
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July 2014
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Jul 30, 2014
Student Deported after Violating Study Abroad Social Media Contract
Jul 30, 2014
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Jul 28, 2014
Crowded Subway Car Makes Local Woman Yearn For Pandemic
Jul 28, 2014
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Jul 24, 2014
A Love Letter From a New York Intern - A "Hey There, Delilah" Send-Up
Jul 24, 2014
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Jul 21, 2014
Sherman Ave Goes To The Pitchfork Music Festival
Jul 21, 2014
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Jul 16, 2014
Scientists Determine Gender to be 5-Dimensional Pseudo-Euclidean Space
Jul 16, 2014
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Jul 14, 2014
A Day in the Glamorous Life of a Summer Intern
Jul 14, 2014
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Jul 10, 2014
Summer Break Reminding Frat Star He Used to Get Shit Beat Out of Him
Jul 10, 2014
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Jul 4, 2014
The Top 1 Greatest Countries in the World
Jul 4, 2014
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Jul 3, 2014
Man Celebrates Athlete Whose Name He Will Forget in Three Months
Jul 3, 2014
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Jul 1, 2014
So Your Mom Wants to Start Watching Game of Thrones: Now What?
Jul 1, 2014
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June 2014
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Jun 29, 2014
An Open Letter to the Country of Belgium
Jun 29, 2014
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Jun 25, 2014
Sherman Ave's Guide to Not Looking Like an Idiot While Watching the World Cup
Jun 25, 2014
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Jun 19, 2014
The Northwestern Trail (An Oregon Trail Send-Up)
Jun 19, 2014
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Jun 18, 2014
Things Overheard When My Two Friends Played Caps for the First Time
Jun 18, 2014
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Jun 16, 2014
Boyfriends Everywhere Suing Cinemas for Pumping Eye Irritants into Theaters Showing “The Fault in Our Stars”
Jun 16, 2014
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Jun 15, 2014
Bill Murray Hilariously Crashes Funeral Service
Jun 15, 2014
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Jun 13, 2014
The Most Important Shit I’ve Learned My Freshman Year
Jun 13, 2014
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Jun 12, 2014
New York Times wins Pulitzer for finding parties at Northwestern
Jun 12, 2014
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Jun 10, 2014
No Bones About It: The Skeleton Conspiracy
Jun 10, 2014
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Jun 8, 2014
Something Really Interesting Happening in Corner of Periodicals, Apparently
Jun 8, 2014
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Jun 7, 2014
Missed Connection: White girl in the Deuce Bathroom – w4w – 20 (Evanston)
Jun 7, 2014
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Jun 6, 2014
Sherman Ave's Totally Not Creepy Guide to Chatting Up the Ladies
Jun 6, 2014
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Jun 5, 2014
Inside the Diary of an 8th Grade Middle School Girl
Jun 5, 2014
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Jun 5, 2014
Sherman Ave’s Slammin’ Summer Movie Round Up
Jun 5, 2014
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Jun 4, 2014
BREAKING: Traffic Gap Finally Large Enough for Student to Cross Sheridan to Emerson
Jun 4, 2014
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Jun 3, 2014
A Letter Concerning CTECs From Professor Maxwell Schroeder
Jun 3, 2014
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Jun 3, 2014
A Beginner's Guide to the Men of Tinder
Jun 3, 2014
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Jun 2, 2014
4 Innovative Places to Find Your Next Formal Date
Jun 2, 2014
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Jun 2, 2014
How Are We Expected To Be A Top Tier University If We Just Let Any Senior Go To Senior Formal?
Jun 2, 2014
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Jun 2, 2014
Weinberg Freshman Just Rubbing Her Gum in Everyone's Fucking Faces
Jun 2, 2014
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Jun 1, 2014
Mayfest to Fire Photographer, Hire Guy Who Recorded Entire Concert on Phone
Jun 1, 2014
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May 2014
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May 30, 2014
A Poem for Dillo's Eve
May 30, 2014
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May 30, 2014
Armadillo Rights Activists Shame Mayfest for Cultural Appropriation
May 30, 2014
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May 30, 2014
Your Dillo Day (as an Interactive Map)
May 30, 2014
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May 29, 2014
11 Different Ways You've Talked about Dillo Day
May 29, 2014
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May 28, 2014
Mayfest calls on Pres. Obama to open up strategic wristband reserves
May 28, 2014
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May 28, 2014
Student Forced to Develop New Ways to Hide Her Tampons as Weather Improves
May 28, 2014
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May 27, 2014
Vehement Students Rally for More Causes to Protest
May 27, 2014
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May 26, 2014
Why Having a Small Penis is Really Not That Bad
May 26, 2014
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May 26, 2014
President Schapiro Announces New "Blackout Thursdays" Program
May 26, 2014
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May 25, 2014
Freshman Has No Idea Dog Back Home Dying
May 25, 2014
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May 24, 2014
Satan Admits He Created Morty's Angels: "I Was Bored"
May 24, 2014
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May 24, 2014
A Line-by-Line Analysis of 2 Chainz' "Birthday Song"
May 24, 2014
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May 22, 2014
Pro/Con: The Quarter System
May 22, 2014
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May 22, 2014
Mayfest Adds 500-Word Personal Statement to Dillo Day Registration Process
May 22, 2014
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May 21, 2014
The 5 Stages of Registration Grief
May 21, 2014
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May 21, 2014
Graffiti on Library Desk Finally Makes a Difference
May 21, 2014
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May 20, 2014
2013-14 Final Res College Power Ranking
May 20, 2014
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May 19, 2014
Jennifer Lawrence and 6 Other Celebrities Topless
May 19, 2014
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May 18, 2014
33 Things You Didn't Know About 2 Chainz
May 18, 2014
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May 17, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Living in Willard
May 17, 2014
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May 14, 2014
If Every Big 10 School were a Game of Thrones Character
May 14, 2014
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May 13, 2014
The Top 5 Improvised Movie Moments You Never Knew About
May 13, 2014
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May 12, 2014
A Men's Guide for How to Best Work Out at Northwestern (by Zach Petersen, 7% Body Fat)
May 12, 2014
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May 11, 2014
The 5 Stages of Hooking Up with Someone in Your Major
May 11, 2014
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May 10, 2014
Last-Minute Mother's Day Gifts from the Broke College Student
May 10, 2014
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May 10, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The Baha'i Temple
May 10, 2014
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May 9, 2014
Sherman Ave's Guide to Choosing a Fake Name
May 9, 2014
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May 8, 2014
BREAKING: NU to rename campus acronyms in support of LGBTQ students
May 8, 2014
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May 8, 2014
Houston Texans to Draft Minotaur with Number 1 Pick
May 8, 2014
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May 7, 2014
Easy FRAT CRAFTS anyone can make!
May 7, 2014
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May 6, 2014
Journalism Student Unable to Find Racist Party to Report On
May 6, 2014
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May 5, 2014
A Day in the Life of a Northwestern Rabbit
May 5, 2014
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May 4, 2014
LOOK AT THIS SEXY NEW WEBSITE THAT WE HAVE
May 4, 2014
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May 3, 2014
The NU Moped: An Unlikely Steed with an Unlikely Steez
May 3, 2014
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May 2, 2014
Terrified Senior Ecstatic Northwestern Gets Out So Much Later Than Other Schools
May 2, 2014
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May 1, 2014
A Beginner's Guide to Yik Yak
May 1, 2014
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April 2014
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Apr 30, 2014
A Heinous[1] Proposal: Last-Minute Pitch for Punny Fall TV Shows
Apr 30, 2014
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Apr 29, 2014
Translating Fancy Restaurant Menus
Apr 29, 2014
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Apr 29, 2014
Forget Disney's "Frozen"; Watch "Foodfight!"
Apr 29, 2014
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Apr 28, 2014
Crazed Murderer Relieved That You Didn’t Check Behind Shower Curtain
Apr 28, 2014
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Apr 26, 2014
25 Things You’ll See at the Sherman Ave Fundrager Tonight
Apr 26, 2014
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Apr 25, 2014
Northwestern Bicyclists Protest Wider Sidewalks, Claim It Will Make Their Game “Heart Attack” Too Difficult
Apr 25, 2014
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Apr 24, 2014
A Comprehensive Timeline of Your Lifetime Crushes
Apr 24, 2014
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Apr 24, 2014
College Student Discovers Deodorant Not Substitute for Shower
Apr 24, 2014
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Apr 23, 2014
Freshman Realizes Deep Hatred of Roommate
Apr 23, 2014
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Apr 23, 2014
SororityChick69 Releases Official Frat Rankings on CollegiateACB
Apr 23, 2014
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Apr 22, 2014
12 Brutally Honest Responses to Give to an Acquaintance Who Asks You "How's It Going?"
Apr 22, 2014
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Apr 22, 2014
Facebook Chat Complements ‘Seen’ Feature With a ‘Seen the Seen’ Feature
Apr 22, 2014
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Apr 21, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Icebreakers
Apr 21, 2014
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Apr 20, 2014
Hodor from Game of Thrones delivers famous movie quotes (pt.II)
Apr 20, 2014
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Apr 19, 2014
Local Man First to Notice Easter and 4/20 Are Same Day
Apr 19, 2014
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Apr 18, 2014
A Loud, Incoherent Review of The Raid 2 (Spring's Manliest Movie)
Apr 18, 2014
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Apr 18, 2014
I Took a Class Pass/No Pass, and So Should You
Apr 18, 2014
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Apr 17, 2014
NU Researchers Discover Strange New Object in the Sky
Apr 17, 2014
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Apr 16, 2014
Reality vs Expectations: the College Classroom Edition
Apr 16, 2014
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Apr 15, 2014
Infographic: Should You be on Tinder?
Apr 15, 2014
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Apr 14, 2014
Ode to the Campus Loop
Apr 14, 2014
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Apr 14, 2014
Sherman Ave's Prospie Guide
Apr 14, 2014
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Apr 13, 2014
Infographic: Who Is Watching "Cosmos" Right Now?
Apr 13, 2014
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Apr 13, 2014
Famous Movie Quotes Spoken by Hodor from Game of Thrones
Apr 13, 2014
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Apr 12, 2014
New Meal Plan Lets NU Students Pay for Dunkin' Donuts in Self-Esteem
Apr 12, 2014
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Apr 11, 2014
An Open Letter to My Newsfeed
Apr 11, 2014
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Apr 10, 2014
We Will. The Campaign for Northwestern Parody
Apr 10, 2014
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Apr 10, 2014
We Will. The Campaign for Northwestern Parody
Apr 10, 2014
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Apr 10, 2014
The First 13 Ways I Found Out I Wasn't Normal
Apr 10, 2014
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Apr 9, 2014
7 Reasons Yoga Is the Worst
Apr 9, 2014
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Apr 8, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews: Alexis Maxwell
Apr 8, 2014
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Apr 8, 2014
Imaginary Conversation with Cute Girl in Front Row Going Great
Apr 8, 2014
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Apr 7, 2014
BREAKING: Procrastination A Real Thing, Girl Confirms
Apr 7, 2014
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Apr 7, 2014
Things The Man Doesn't Tell You about Going Vegetarian
Apr 7, 2014
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Apr 6, 2014
Roommate Swears to Have Smoked with Chance The Rapper One Time
Apr 6, 2014
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Apr 5, 2014
Regarding Yesterday's Article on Riccardo Muti
Apr 5, 2014
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Apr 4, 2014
Class of 2014's Senior Citizens Thrilled with Selection of Commencement Speaker
Apr 4, 2014
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Apr 4, 2014
Student Creates Spotify Playlist to Pretend to Like Chance The Rapper
Apr 4, 2014
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Apr 3, 2014
It's Not Alcoholism until You Graduate, According to Twelfth-Year Senior
Apr 3, 2014
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Apr 2, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Spring Quarter
Apr 2, 2014
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Apr 2, 2014
Saferide to Limit Pick-ups and Drop-offs to Locations on Go Fuck Yourself Avenue
Apr 2, 2014
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Apr 1, 2014
Dunkin' Donuts to be Removed from Norris; Administration: "April Fools!"
Apr 1, 2014
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March 2014
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Mar 31, 2014
Spring Quarter Resolutions
Mar 31, 2014
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Mar 30, 2014
APPLY TO BE A WRITER FOR SHERMAN AVE!!! (Spring 2014 Remix Edition)
Mar 30, 2014
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Mar 29, 2014
Northwestern Shuttle Missing for Ten Days; Found in Lake Michigan
Mar 29, 2014
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Mar 27, 2014
Schapiro Urges Jewish Graduating Seniors to Donate $57.74
Mar 27, 2014
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Mar 26, 2014
Inspirational Posters Created From the Poetic Fabric of NU Greek Rank and CollegiateACB
Mar 26, 2014
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Mar 24, 2014
Study: Many NU Students Back to Being Horrible People They Were before DM
Mar 24, 2014
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Mar 22, 2014
The Five Types of People in Your March Madness Pool
Mar 22, 2014
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Mar 21, 2014
5 Truths I Foresee in the 2014 MLB Season
Mar 21, 2014
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Mar 20, 2014
Student Beats 2048; Everybody Cares
Mar 20, 2014
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Mar 19, 2014
Elementary School Solves Bullying Issue by Asking “Effeminate Boys” to Stay at Home
Mar 19, 2014
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Mar 18, 2014
Guy in Library Eating Chips Very Loudly
Mar 18, 2014
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Mar 16, 2014
A Message to the Northwestern Student on Finals' Week
Mar 16, 2014
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Mar 16, 2014
Mayfest Announces Rebecca Black, Female, As Dillo Day Headliner
Mar 16, 2014
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Mar 15, 2014
Northwestern Administration Gets Caffeine Rush, Excitedly Re-Allocates $3.75 Billion to Intangible Buzzwords
Mar 15, 2014
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Mar 14, 2014
Northwestern Student Not Sure What Jacket to Wear
Mar 14, 2014
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Mar 12, 2014
A Frank Look at Sexual Assault on a College Campus
Mar 12, 2014
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Mar 11, 2014
Sherman Ave presents: Block 9 Interviews
Mar 11, 2014
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Mar 11, 2014
Interviewing students after 24 straight hours of dancing
Mar 11, 2014
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Mar 10, 2014
50 Column Headlines You Wouldn't be Surprised to See in The Daily
Mar 10, 2014
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Mar 9, 2014
How Terry Shipman Took Over the Internet
Mar 9, 2014
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Mar 8, 2014
18 "DM" Alternatives
Mar 8, 2014
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Mar 7, 2014
Dance Marathon Participant Has Common Cold; All to be Infected
Mar 7, 2014
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Mar 6, 2014
If Holden Caulfield Did Dance Marathon
Mar 6, 2014
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Mar 5, 2014
Sherman Ave Interviews: Justin Barbin
Mar 5, 2014
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Mar 4, 2014
Should You Hook Up With Him? A Flowchart Journey
Mar 4, 2014
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Mar 3, 2014
An Interpretation of a Northwestern Tour
Mar 3, 2014
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Mar 2, 2014
The 2014 Oscars: Who Will Win and Who Should Win
Mar 2, 2014
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Mar 1, 2014
12 Realistic Oscar Predictions for This Year
Mar 1, 2014
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Mar 1, 2014
Sherman Ave Writers Win Award for "Most Loyal Sherman Ave Readers"
Mar 1, 2014
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February 2014
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Feb 28, 2014
James Franco Visits Northwestern, Possibly Forever
Feb 28, 2014
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Feb 28, 2014
7 Times Jennifer Lawrence Got Away with a Crime Because She's So Quirky
Feb 28, 2014
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Feb 27, 2014
Morty Sings Jason Derulo
Feb 27, 2014
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Feb 27, 2014
Morty Sings Jason Derulo
Feb 27, 2014
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Feb 26, 2014
Student Calls Chicago "Chiberia;" Thinks He Is Clever, Trendy
Feb 26, 2014
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Feb 25, 2014
Zero Dark Thirty: A Guide Because You've Literally Raised Zero Dollars for DM
Feb 25, 2014
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Feb 24, 2014
Student Who Spent Friday Night in Library Unaware That "These Are the Days"
Feb 24, 2014
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Feb 23, 2014
If Mother Nature Live-Tweeted the Past Week's Weather
Feb 23, 2014
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Feb 21, 2014
8 Historical Speech Titles Rebranded to Maximize Internet Popularity
Feb 21, 2014
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Feb 20, 2014
Huge Stick Found up Student Conduct Officer's Ass
Feb 20, 2014
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Feb 19, 2014
Northwestern Archaeology Department Discovers Long-Forgotten Sidewalk
Feb 19, 2014
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Feb 18, 2014
An Argument for No Northwestern University Classes on Presidents Day
Feb 18, 2014
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Feb 17, 2014
An Analysis of the Top 10 Booty Call Texts of All Time
Feb 17, 2014
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Feb 16, 2014
Conquering Eye Contact: A Point System that Dictates What to Do after Locking Eyes with Someone You Know
Feb 16, 2014
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Feb 15, 2014
Students: La Macchina on Valentine's Day "Armpit of Humanity"
Feb 15, 2014
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Feb 14, 2014
The Inferno: The Nine Circles of Valentine's Day
Feb 14, 2014
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Feb 14, 2014
Study: No One Cares What Your Boyfriend Got You for Valentine’s Day
Feb 14, 2014
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Feb 14, 2014
8 Reasons You Don't Have A Valentine
Feb 14, 2014
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Feb 13, 2014
Luv Conquers @ll: The AIM Parlance between Two Star-Crossed 12-Year-Old Lovebirds
Feb 13, 2014
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Feb 12, 2014
29 Things that will Happen at Northwestern Just After You Graduate
Feb 12, 2014
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Feb 11, 2014
We Made These Pledge Mom Week Posters So You Don't Have To
Feb 11, 2014
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Feb 10, 2014
14 Signs You Live in Evanston
Feb 10, 2014
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Feb 9, 2014
Guest Column: Women Should Not Be Judged Only by Their Attractiveness, Personality, Intelligence, Past Accomplishments, and Overall Moral Character
Feb 9, 2014
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Feb 8, 2014
22 Things I've Learned So Far This Winter
Feb 8, 2014
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Feb 7, 2014
8 Winter Olympic Events Northwestern Would Win
Feb 7, 2014
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Feb 7, 2014
No One Sure Why They Went to The Deuce Last Night
Feb 7, 2014
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Feb 6, 2014
Winter Olympics Preview: The Sports
Feb 6, 2014
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Feb 6, 2014
An Ode to Flappy Bird (in Sonnet Form)
Feb 6, 2014
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Feb 5, 2014
19 Times BuzzFeed Made You Want to Drink Excessively to Deal with their Ridiculous Drivel Masquerading as Journalism
Feb 5, 2014
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Feb 4, 2014
#PurpleYourProfile: The internal monologue of anyone on Facebook today
Feb 4, 2014
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Feb 4, 2014
Letter to the editor, from the editors
Feb 4, 2014
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Feb 3, 2014
Man Waiting by Mailbox for Check from Esurance
Feb 3, 2014
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Feb 3, 2014
The Top Ten Wikipedia Wormholes
Feb 3, 2014
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Feb 2, 2014
10 Totally Safe Remarks to Make on Super Bowl Sunday if You Don't Know Shit about Football
Feb 2, 2014
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Feb 2, 2014
Your Guide to Super Bowl XLVIII
Feb 2, 2014
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Feb 1, 2014
5 African Warlords Who Would Be Really Good at Running Nightclubs
Feb 1, 2014
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January 2014
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Jan 30, 2014
Point/Counterpoint: Is "Frozen" Humanity's High Point?
Jan 30, 2014
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Jan 29, 2014
The Inner Monologue of a Girl Watching the The Fault In Our Stars Trailer
Jan 29, 2014
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Jan 29, 2014
Administration To NUCuisine Workers: "Don't Get Any Ideas"
Jan 29, 2014
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Jan 28, 2014
The Best Places To Take A Shit On Campus
Jan 28, 2014
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Jan 27, 2014
Professor Facing Charges for Scanning Genitals into Optional Course Readings Since 2009
Jan 27, 2014
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Jan 25, 2014
7 Pictures of Animals Acting Like Animals
Jan 25, 2014
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Jan 24, 2014
An Ode to the Olympic Sweater
Jan 24, 2014
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Jan 23, 2014
The Unsettling Diary of a Frostbite Express Shuttle Driver
Jan 23, 2014
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Jan 23, 2014
Bieber To Invoke "Stand Your Ground" Defense
Jan 23, 2014
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Jan 23, 2014
Five Reasons Why The People Who Smoke Your Weed Think You're The Best
Jan 23, 2014
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Jan 22, 2014
"Ugh, I'm Such A SWUG," Announces Girl With a 3.9 And Offers From McKinsey And Nielsen
Jan 22, 2014
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Jan 21, 2014
A Love Lost: A girl, a coat, and an undying romance
Jan 21, 2014
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Jan 20, 2014
Why I Haven't Unpacked My Fucking Suitcase
Jan 20, 2014
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Jan 19, 2014
"Her" "Really Changed Me" Says Friend Who Won't Shut Up about "Her"
Jan 19, 2014
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Jan 18, 2014
Predicting the hottest trends of 2014: Bouncy Castles, the Internet, and Miranda Cosgrove, oh my
Jan 18, 2014
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Jan 17, 2014
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The Vomelette
Jan 17, 2014
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Jan 16, 2014
20 Reasons why we're so fucking glad that sorority recruitment is done
Jan 16, 2014
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Jan 15, 2014
2014 Oscar Nominee Predictions
Jan 15, 2014
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Jan 13, 2014
The Best Places to Masturbate on Campus
Jan 13, 2014
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Jan 12, 2014
The 3 Types of “Should Be Ivy League” Schools
Jan 12, 2014
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Jan 10, 2014
If Ernest Hemingway Went Through Sorority Recruitment
Jan 10, 2014
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Jan 9, 2014
Ermahgerd Recruitment: Your guide to translating and understanding Sorority Rush
Jan 9, 2014
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Jan 9, 2014
Fraternity Gives Bid to Freezer Door Through Loophole in Chill-to-Pull Grading System
Jan 9, 2014
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Jan 8, 2014
An RA-Resident Text Conversation from Residential Services' Hell
Jan 8, 2014
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Jan 7, 2014
The Official Guide To Fraternity Rush
Jan 7, 2014
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Jan 7, 2014
Freshman Seminar: Weekly Response Haikus from a Student to her Professor
Jan 7, 2014
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Jan 6, 2014
12 Adorable Baby Boys That Will Melt Your Heart
Jan 6, 2014
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Jan 5, 2014
Winter Quarter at Northwestern is Amazing and I Don't Care Who Knows It
Jan 5, 2014
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Jan 4, 2014
7 Observations From Being Home For Break From Northwestern
Jan 4, 2014
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Jan 4, 2014
Very High Person Just Loses Brilliant Idea
Jan 4, 2014
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Jan 3, 2014
Interpreting Northwestern's Cold Weather Alert
Jan 3, 2014
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Jan 3, 2014
On Tolkien, War and Morality
Jan 3, 2014
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Jan 3, 2014
We put heinous captions on classic works of art
Jan 3, 2014
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Jan 2, 2014
The Pope is dope and here's why
Jan 2, 2014
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Jan 2, 2014
Team-by-team Predictions for the NFL in 2014
Jan 2, 2014
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Jan 1, 2014
11 Shocking Celebrity Deaths of 2014 (WITH PICTURES!!!)
Jan 1, 2014
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Jan 1, 2014
Four Reasons To Shut Up About Your New Year's Resolutions
Jan 1, 2014
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Jan 1, 2014
2012 Sherman Ave Readers' Poll: Results
Jan 1, 2014
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December 2013
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Dec 31, 2013
2013 Bowl Game Predictions
Dec 31, 2013
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Dec 31, 2013
Sherman Ave Presents: 2013 Readers' Poll
Dec 31, 2013
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Dec 31, 2013
A Detailed Schedule for a New Years Spent Alone
Dec 31, 2013
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Dec 31, 2013
2013: Net Gain or Net Loss? A Quantitative Review
Dec 31, 2013
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Dec 30, 2013
Pros and Cons of Being Alive in the 21st Century
Dec 30, 2013
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Dec 28, 2013
The Movies of 2013 as Told Through Snapchats
Dec 28, 2013
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Dec 27, 2013
Five College Football Bowl Games That Need New Names
Dec 27, 2013
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Dec 26, 2013
How Are You Celebrating Boxing Day?
Dec 26, 2013
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Dec 24, 2013
'Twas the Night Before Christmas: College Edition
Dec 24, 2013
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Dec 24, 2013
Things You Forgot to Do before Coming Home for Winter Break
Dec 24, 2013
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Dec 23, 2013
The 5 Types of People You'll See at The One High School Party You Reluctantly Attended Over Break
Dec 23, 2013
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Dec 22, 2013
GOP Candidate Declares Duck Dynasty Star The “Rosa Parks Of Our Generation”
Dec 22, 2013
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Dec 21, 2013
Top Places to Hang Out with Your High School Friends over Winter Break
Dec 21, 2013
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Dec 20, 2013
A Line-by-Line Analysis of "Feliz Navidad"
Dec 20, 2013
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Dec 19, 2013
How to Have a Heinous Holiday Party
Dec 19, 2013
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Dec 18, 2013
How to Build Your Resumé with Awkward Comments from Your Relatives
Dec 18, 2013
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Dec 17, 2013
Fuck This Tree
Dec 17, 2013
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Dec 16, 2013
Getting Into Black Panties: Reviewing R. Kelly’s latest
Dec 16, 2013
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Dec 16, 2013
How to Deal with Your Family This Holiday Season
Dec 16, 2013
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Dec 14, 2013
Student Excited to Return Home to Completely Sentient Laundry Machine
Dec 14, 2013
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Dec 13, 2013
The Hollow Pastiche of Beyoncé’s Genius: A Reviéw
Dec 13, 2013
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Dec 13, 2013
An Open Letter to the Northwestern Class of 2018
Dec 13, 2013
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Dec 13, 2013
OH MY GOD BEYONCÉ JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM ON ITUNES
Dec 13, 2013
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Dec 12, 2013
5 Spectacularly Awful Sci–Fi/ Fantasy Character Names
Dec 12, 2013
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Dec 11, 2013
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Just The Pick-Me-Up Girl Eating Donut While Studying For Finals Needed
Dec 11, 2013
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Dec 11, 2013
Freshman Guide: Breaking Up with Your High School Significant Other
Dec 11, 2013
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Dec 10, 2013
An Open Letter to the Main Library Facilities Management
Dec 10, 2013
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Dec 10, 2013
Translating the Things NU Kids Say Around Finals
Dec 10, 2013
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Dec 9, 2013
How To Fail Your Finals Gracefully: An Urgent Letter From Your Exceptionally Well-Prepared Classmates
Dec 9, 2013
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Dec 9, 2013
Understanding and Combating S.A.D.
Dec 9, 2013
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Dec 8, 2013
An Open Letter to That Girl in the Next Stall Clearly Trying to Poop
Dec 8, 2013
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Dec 8, 2013
The Types of Men You Encounter While Abroad
Dec 8, 2013
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Dec 8, 2013
Alison Gold to Release "Japanese Food" Single in Response to Rebecca Black's "Saturday"
Dec 8, 2013
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Dec 7, 2013
Point/Counterpoint: Will Northwestern make the Rose Bowl?
Dec 7, 2013
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Dec 7, 2013
Who You're Rooting For In College Football This Weekend
Dec 7, 2013
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Dec 7, 2013
Look Cute This Season: 11 Fashion Tips for Winter in Evanston
Dec 7, 2013
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Dec 6, 2013
Considering our Options for the ASG 10k Initiative
Dec 6, 2013
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Dec 5, 2013
Journalism Student Writes Article Defending Millennials While Vigorously Masturbating
Dec 5, 2013
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Dec 5, 2013
The Top 5 Species of CTECs
Dec 5, 2013
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Dec 4, 2013
Mental Health at NU
Dec 4, 2013
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Dec 4, 2013
The Top 16 Biggest Reasons
Dec 4, 2013
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Dec 4, 2013
Psych Major Loses 45 Friends in Quest for 30 Survey Responses
Dec 4, 2013
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Dec 3, 2013
The Daily Terror of a Medilldo in 301
Dec 3, 2013
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Dec 3, 2013
Local Razor Announces Plans to Cut User’s Face
Dec 3, 2013
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Dec 2, 2013
Hey Boy, Whatcha Doin': One Man's Confession of New Girl Fandom
Dec 2, 2013
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Dec 2, 2013
Point/Counterpoint: I've Decided to Stop Drinking vs. WHO WANTS TO DO SHOTS?!?
Dec 2, 2013
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Dec 2, 2013
Man Who Spends 90% of Time Around Other Speedo-Clad Men Somehow Gay
Dec 2, 2013
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Dec 1, 2013
The Northwestern Bucket List: A Beginner's Guide
Dec 1, 2013
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November 2013
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Nov 30, 2013
CDC Raises Alarm About Celebrity-Child Rapper Syndrome
Nov 30, 2013
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Nov 27, 2013
A Call for 'Respectful' Black Friday Celebrations
Nov 27, 2013
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Nov 27, 2013
Cosmo's 7 Tips for a Sexy Thanksgiving
Nov 27, 2013
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Nov 27, 2013
Al Gore Blames Early Hanukkah on Global Warming
Nov 27, 2013
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Nov 27, 2013
A Gentile's Guide to Jewish Christmas
Nov 27, 2013
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Nov 27, 2013
20 Great Ways to Ruin Thanksgiving for Everyone
Nov 27, 2013
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Nov 26, 2013
A Translated Northwestern CTEC Reminder Email
Nov 26, 2013
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Nov 26, 2013
An Open Letter To The Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl
Nov 26, 2013
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Nov 25, 2013
Hey Everybody Look at This Funny Video I Found That No One Else Has Talked About Yet
Nov 25, 2013
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Nov 25, 2013
5 Reasons to Date A Misogynistic Prick
Nov 25, 2013
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Nov 25, 2013
Is he into you?
Nov 25, 2013
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Nov 24, 2013
Rob Ford Knocking Over an Old Woman vs. Rob Ford Walking into Camera: An Analysis
Nov 24, 2013
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Nov 22, 2013
A&O Productions Announces First Ever "2014 Anal Blowout"
Nov 22, 2013
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Nov 22, 2013
5 Unusual Superpowers Everyone Secretly Wants
Nov 22, 2013
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Nov 21, 2013
11 reasons to see "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire"
Nov 21, 2013
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Nov 21, 2013
Obama to commemorate JFK by sleeping with Kim Kardashian
Nov 21, 2013
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Nov 21, 2013
Formals: What You Wear And What It Says About You
Nov 21, 2013
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Nov 20, 2013
Sherman Ave Interviews: Jacob Jones
Nov 20, 2013
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Nov 19, 2013
Jack White sues Miami Heat fans to never chant "Seven Nation Army" again
Nov 19, 2013
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Nov 19, 2013
This Is Sober Privilege
Nov 19, 2013
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Nov 18, 2013
The Top Ten Reasons You And Your Girlfriend Are Going To Break Up
Nov 18, 2013
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Nov 18, 2013
Championship Round | Sherman Ave Presents: Best Winter Quarter Distros 2014
Nov 18, 2013
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Nov 18, 2013
71 Things That Make PTI's Day
Nov 18, 2013
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Nov 17, 2013
Venric Mark to Return for 5th Year, Looking for "Career-Defining Injury"
Nov 17, 2013
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Nov 17, 2013
Freshman Launches "March Through Her Arch" To Convince Prospies To Commit To NU
Nov 17, 2013
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Nov 17, 2013
The John Evans Curse
Nov 17, 2013
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Nov 16, 2013
Dean of Students Requires Homework for those Entering Fitzerland
Nov 16, 2013
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Nov 15, 2013
A Plea: Don't Give Up On Our Wildcats
Nov 15, 2013
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Nov 15, 2013
White Privilege Under Attack, Panic Sets In
Nov 15, 2013
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Nov 14, 2013
Box Co. Claims Deuce Rides Won't Make AirHop "Top Tier"
Nov 14, 2013
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Nov 13, 2013
A Reflection On Loss And Community
Nov 13, 2013
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Nov 13, 2013
Final Four | Sherman Ave Presents: Best Winter Quarter Distros 2014
Nov 13, 2013
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Nov 12, 2013
12 Reasons Why Going to School Somewhere Cold is Awesome
Nov 12, 2013
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Nov 12, 2013
Four Things About Women All Guys Should Know
Nov 12, 2013
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Nov 11, 2013
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: What College Girls Tell Their Gay Friends About Boys
Nov 11, 2013
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Nov 11, 2013
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Nov 11, 2013
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Nov 10, 2013
A House-by-House Recap of Sorority Preview
Nov 10, 2013
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Nov 10, 2013
Elite 8 | Sherman Ave Presents: Best Winter Quarter Distros 2014
Nov 10, 2013
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Nov 9, 2013
University Announces All Future Buildings to be Modeled After Norris Center
Nov 9, 2013
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Nov 7, 2013
5 Leaked Employee Manuals that will Surprise Zero Northwestern Students
Nov 7, 2013
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Nov 7, 2013
Sherman Ave Presents: Best Winter Quarter Distros 2014, Sweet 16
Nov 7, 2013
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Nov 6, 2013
Blood-Splattered Fitz: "It's Just Paint"
Nov 6, 2013
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Nov 6, 2013
College Student Posts Status in Support of Gay Marriage; Is True American Hero
Nov 6, 2013
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Nov 6, 2013
Q&A — Religious Student Explains One of Life’s Mysteries: Going Out Sober
Nov 6, 2013
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Nov 5, 2013
Sherman Ave Presents: Best Winter Quarter Distros 2014
Nov 5, 2013
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Nov 5, 2013
State of Illinois changes name to "Land of Twincoln"
Nov 5, 2013
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Nov 5, 2013
Sherman Ave Goes One Full Month Without Mayor Tisdahl-Themed Column
Nov 5, 2013
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Nov 4, 2013
The Twelve Worst Things People Say to Northwestern Students
Nov 4, 2013
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Nov 4, 2013
Two Students Standing Right in Front of Fucking Doorway Having Great Fucking Conversation
Nov 4, 2013
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Nov 3, 2013
A Play-by-Play Analysis of Virgin America's New Safety Video (in GIFs, of course)
Nov 3, 2013
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Nov 3, 2013
We Photoshopped Morty Into Famous Things So You Don't Have To
Nov 3, 2013
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Nov 2, 2013
The Hardest Case: The true story of one NU student’s ascent to the top of the consulting world
Nov 2, 2013
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Nov 1, 2013
25 Things To Do At Starbucks Besides Ordering Coffee
Nov 1, 2013
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October 2013
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Oct 31, 2013
Candyless Schapiro Reminds Trick-or-Treaters About New Student Center
Oct 31, 2013
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Oct 31, 2013
The 5 Frat Guys You Can't Avoid
Oct 31, 2013
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Oct 30, 2013
A Mad-Lib of an Email from Northwestern's Administration
Oct 30, 2013
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Oct 30, 2013
Rose Returns, D Rises
Oct 30, 2013
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Oct 30, 2013
16 Things Lorde Hasn’t Done
Oct 30, 2013
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Oct 30, 2013
9 Great Halloween Costumes That Don't Require Blackface
Oct 30, 2013
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Oct 29, 2013
Predicting the NBA Season In Haikus
Oct 29, 2013
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Oct 29, 2013
15 Reasons Why You Don't Need No Man
Oct 29, 2013
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Oct 28, 2013
The Strangely Articulate Inner Monologue of My Drunk Roommate
Oct 28, 2013
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Oct 28, 2013
The Best and Worst Topical Costumes of Halloween 2013
Oct 28, 2013
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Oct 26, 2013
11 Things Only 1790s Kids Will Understand
Oct 26, 2013
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Oct 25, 2013
Northwestern Chemistry Department to be Kicked Off Campus
Oct 25, 2013
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Oct 25, 2013
The Top 5 Reasons Why Hot Cookie Bar Is Awful
Oct 25, 2013
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Oct 24, 2013
5 Reasons You Should Do DM
Oct 24, 2013
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Oct 24, 2013
Living Off-Campus: How to Feed Yourself And Not Die
Oct 24, 2013
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Oct 24, 2013
Jesus Speaks Out About Kanye West’s New Tour
Oct 24, 2013
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Oct 23, 2013
The Pursuit of a Nook: One Freshman's Attempt to Study in the Library
Oct 23, 2013
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Oct 23, 2013
Norris Replaces Subway With Troughs of "Food Slop"
Oct 23, 2013
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Oct 22, 2013
27 Reasons Why You Just Can’t Write that Paper Right Now
Oct 22, 2013
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Oct 22, 2013
If Every Big Ten School Were A Parks And Rec Character
Oct 22, 2013
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Oct 21, 2013
Sherman Ave's 14-Step Guide to Green Cup
Oct 21, 2013
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Oct 21, 2013
An Open Letter to Blackboard
Oct 21, 2013
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Oct 21, 2013
Over-participating Student Totally Not Hated by Everyone
Oct 21, 2013
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Oct 20, 2013
The Daily Northwestern's First Online Posts Will Make You LOL
Oct 20, 2013
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Oct 20, 2013
Fun-Sucking Sophomore Finally Understands Significance of Jingling Keys at Football Games
Oct 20, 2013
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Oct 18, 2013
The Theater World's Best Drinking Games
Oct 18, 2013
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Oct 17, 2013
Sherman Ave Histories: Norris Student Center
Oct 17, 2013
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Oct 17, 2013
Sherman Ave Histories: Norris
Oct 17, 2013
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Oct 17, 2013
The Student’s Guide to Partying with Their Respective School: The School of Communication
Oct 17, 2013
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Oct 17, 2013
Congress Harder on IDs After Shutdown Scare
Oct 17, 2013
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Oct 16, 2013
NAMBLA Applauds CPS's Achievement in Screwing Kids
Oct 16, 2013
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Oct 16, 2013
15 Reasons Why You're Skipping Class Today
Oct 16, 2013
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Oct 15, 2013
Somali Pirate Feels "Sorry" For American Failed State
Oct 15, 2013
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Oct 15, 2013
WTF is going on with Alison Gold’s ‘Chinese Food’ music video
Oct 15, 2013
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Oct 15, 2013
God is Dead, and so is Nietzsche. Kind of.
Oct 15, 2013
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Oct 14, 2013
Gender Studies Major Writes First Clit Review
Oct 14, 2013
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Oct 13, 2013
How To Get Fired From Your Unpaid Internship
Oct 13, 2013
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Oct 13, 2013
If Every NFL Quarterback Were a Star Wars Character
Oct 13, 2013
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Oct 10, 2013
An Exposé on the Secret World of The Patriarchy
Oct 10, 2013
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Oct 9, 2013
Obama Renaming NFL Teams After Care Bears
Oct 9, 2013
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Oct 9, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: A&O Blowout
Oct 9, 2013
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Oct 8, 2013
Northwestern to Break Ground on Huge Fucking Inconvenience in 2015
Oct 8, 2013
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Oct 7, 2013
“College is Sick” says Northwestern Freshman to State School Friends
Oct 7, 2013
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Oct 6, 2013
Chin Up, Northwestern: An Open Letter to Bereaved NU Football Fans
Oct 6, 2013
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Oct 6, 2013
The 25 (non-Football) Sports Wildcats Do Best
Oct 6, 2013
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Oct 4, 2013
The Official College Gameday Drinking Game
Oct 4, 2013
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Oct 4, 2013
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Oct 4, 2013
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Oct 4, 2013
A Guide to Pretending You Understand and Enjoy Football
Oct 4, 2013
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Oct 3, 2013
A Drunken Analysis of Ohio State Game Tape
Oct 3, 2013
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Oct 3, 2013
#GetFuckedAnOhioStateUniversity
Oct 3, 2013
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Oct 2, 2013
Sherman Ave's Official Guide To Fall Dillo
Oct 2, 2013
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Oct 2, 2013
The Top 3 Times Ohio State Blew It In The Last Decade
Oct 2, 2013
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Oct 1, 2013
11 Adorable Bunnies Who Don't Understand Why Urban Meyer Harbored A Serial Killer
Oct 1, 2013
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Oct 1, 2013
APPLY OR DIE (a friendly reminder from the good folks at Sherman Ave)
Oct 1, 2013
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Oct 1, 2013
28 Shitty College Mascots That Are STILL Better Than A Poisonous Tree Nut
Oct 1, 2013
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September 2013
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Sep 30, 2013
A Public Service Announcement to Wildcats Everywhere
Sep 30, 2013
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Sep 30, 2013
Sherman Ave Interviews: Renee Engeln-Maddox (Part 2 of 2)
Sep 30, 2013
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Sep 30, 2013
9 Excellent Things to Use After You’ve Run out of Chaser
Sep 30, 2013
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Sep 29, 2013
Sherman Ave Interviews: Renee Engeln-Maddox (Part 1 of 2)
Sep 29, 2013
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Sep 28, 2013
Total Fucking Idiots Try to Have Intelligent Conversation about Breaking Bad
Sep 28, 2013
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Sep 28, 2013
5 Weird Twitter Accounts You Need To Follow Right Now
Sep 28, 2013
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Sep 26, 2013
APPLY TO WRITE FOR SHERMAN AVE. BECOME COOL.
Sep 26, 2013
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Sep 25, 2013
A Non-Engineer's Guide to Camping Out in Tech
Sep 25, 2013
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Sep 24, 2013
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Demetri Elias
Sep 24, 2013
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Sep 24, 2013
Sherman Ave Homecoming Voter Guide: Ryan Bernsten
Sep 24, 2013
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Sep 23, 2013
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Tim Smith
Sep 23, 2013
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Sep 23, 2013
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Savannah Enders
Sep 23, 2013
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Sep 23, 2013
8 Reasons Why Milan Fashion Week Needs To Lay Off The LSD
Sep 23, 2013
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Sep 23, 2013
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Vote Guide: Katie Funderburg
Sep 23, 2013
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Sep 23, 2013
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Gaurav Kikani
Sep 23, 2013
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Sep 22, 2013
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Isabella Pasbakhsh
Sep 22, 2013
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Sep 22, 2013
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Roopali Kulkarni
Sep 22, 2013
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Sep 22, 2013
Sherman Ave Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Alex Matelski
Sep 22, 2013
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Sep 22, 2013
Your Comprehensive and Completely Unbiased Guide to the Emmys
Sep 22, 2013
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Sep 19, 2013
Freshman Thrilled to see Hail for First Time
Sep 19, 2013
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Sep 18, 2013
Top 5 Reasons Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel Got Divorced
Sep 18, 2013
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Sep 17, 2013
A Line-By-Line Analysis of Ylvis' "The Fox"
Sep 17, 2013
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Sep 16, 2013
5 Tips for Suburban Kids Pretending to be from Chicago
Sep 16, 2013
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Sep 14, 2013
8 Adorable Kittens that are Members of the Westboro Baptist Church
Sep 14, 2013
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Sep 11, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Date Night
Sep 11, 2013
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Sep 10, 2013
The Onion Definitely Has A Record Label, And So Far Nobody's Laughing
Sep 10, 2013
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Sep 9, 2013
10 Reasons New York Fashion Week is Really, Really Drunk
Sep 9, 2013
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Sep 9, 2013
99 Things You Could Do Instead of Laundry
Sep 9, 2013
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Sep 8, 2013
3 Tips to cope with that Summertime Sadness
Sep 8, 2013
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Sep 8, 2013
9 GIFs for Humans
Sep 8, 2013
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Sep 7, 2013
#GetFuckedSyracuse
Sep 7, 2013
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Sep 6, 2013
5 Things Sun Tzu Can Teach You About Freshman Year
Sep 6, 2013
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Sep 5, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Living In Allison Hall
Sep 5, 2013
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Sep 5, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Your Dorm Room
Sep 5, 2013
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Sep 4, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Medill
Sep 4, 2013
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Sep 3, 2013
8 Potential Slogans for Northwestern
Sep 3, 2013
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Sep 2, 2013
How to Tell People You’re a Writer (Without Telling Them Anything)
Sep 2, 2013
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Sep 2, 2013
From Wildkittens to Wildcougars: A GIF Journey from Freshman to Senior Year at Northwestern
Sep 2, 2013
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August 2013
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Aug 30, 2013
Calling All Fans: A Pep Talk For The NU Football Season
Aug 30, 2013
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Aug 29, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Managing Your Email
Aug 29, 2013
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Aug 29, 2013
#GetFuckedCal
Aug 29, 2013
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Aug 28, 2013
"Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels," Reports Woman Who Eats Only Kale
Aug 28, 2013
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Aug 28, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Living in Bobb
Aug 28, 2013
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Aug 28, 2013
New Roommate From Westchester Won't Shut Up About New York Bagels; Pizza
Aug 28, 2013
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Aug 27, 2013
The Official Sherman Ave Yelp
Aug 27, 2013
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Aug 27, 2013
WTF: Britney Spears Kisses Madonna at VMAs?!
Aug 27, 2013
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Aug 26, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Norris University Center
Aug 26, 2013
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Aug 26, 2013
Freshman Attempts One-Month Hibernation Before Wildcat Welcome
Aug 26, 2013
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Aug 25, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: A Step-By-Step Guide to Your Laundry
Aug 25, 2013
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Aug 24, 2013
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Aug 24, 2013
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Aug 23, 2013
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Aug 23, 2013
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Aug 22, 2013
21 Things I Would Do For $1
Aug 22, 2013
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Aug 21, 2013
Freshman Guide: Being Undecided
Aug 21, 2013
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Aug 20, 2013
Sherman Ave Eclipses One Million Views; Wins Pacemaker; Fucks Bitches
Aug 20, 2013
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Aug 19, 2013
Sherman Ave Presents: Ikea Bingo
Aug 19, 2013
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Aug 18, 2013
A Sonnet for the Evanston City Council
Aug 18, 2013
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Aug 18, 2013
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Aug 18, 2013
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Aug 15, 2013
11 Things I'd Do For a Klondike Bar
Aug 15, 2013
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Aug 12, 2013
When in Cuba, Try Not to Make an Ass of Yourself
Aug 12, 2013
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Aug 11, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Living in the Mid-Quads
Aug 11, 2013
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Aug 9, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Burgwell J. Howard
Aug 9, 2013
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Aug 8, 2013
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Aug 8, 2013
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Aug 8, 2013
Graduating High School Senior Writes Hand-Written Love Letter to Crush
Aug 8, 2013
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Aug 7, 2013
3 Reasons Why You Should Drop What You’re Doing And Go Watch Teen Beach Movie
Aug 7, 2013
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Aug 6, 2013
Why Northwestern Should've Been Named America's Top Party School
Aug 6, 2013
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Aug 5, 2013
The Good, The Bad, and The Hordes of Drunk High Schoolers: A Review of Lolla 2013
Aug 5, 2013
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Aug 5, 2013
An Open Letter to the Period
Aug 5, 2013
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Aug 4, 2013
A Wildly Inaccurate Biography of Mayor Elizabeth Tisdahl: Part 2
Aug 4, 2013
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Aug 2, 2013
“OMG Study Abroad was SOOOO Life Changing!” Reports Annoying Douchebag
Aug 2, 2013
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July 2013
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Jul 31, 2013
A Guide to August Blockbusters Based Solely On The Movie Posters
Jul 31, 2013
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Jul 30, 2013
A Wildly Inaccurate Biography of Mayor Elizabeth Tisdahl: Part 1
Jul 30, 2013
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Jul 29, 2013
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Jul 29, 2013
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Jul 29, 2013
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Jul 29, 2013
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Jul 28, 2013
Putting Your Best Foot Forward: Meeting Your BF’s*+ Parents At Dinner (Not at all inspired by true events from last weekend)
Jul 28, 2013
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Jul 27, 2013
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Jul 27, 2013
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Jul 26, 2013
4 Places That Are Worse Than Detroit
Jul 26, 2013
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Jul 24, 2013
46 Buzzfeed Articles That Will Probably Be Written
Jul 24, 2013
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Jul 22, 2013
Prince Emerges From Duchess Kate's Womb
Jul 22, 2013
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Jul 21, 2013
A Line-By-Line Analysis of Kidz Bop's "Thrift Shop"
Jul 21, 2013
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Jul 20, 2013
Getting Ready For R. Kelly At Pitchfork: A Beginner's Guide
Jul 20, 2013
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Jul 19, 2013
Four Northwestern-Themed Sharknado Sequels That Need To Be Made
Jul 19, 2013
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Jul 17, 2013
We Made Inspirational Posters Out Of Amanda Bynes Tweets
Jul 17, 2013
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Jul 17, 2013
Snapchat: A User's Guide
Jul 17, 2013
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Jul 16, 2013
3 Images From 90’s Cartoons That Prove We Are The Most F*cked Up Generation In History
Jul 16, 2013
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Jul 15, 2013
Everyone Totally Notices That One Little Thing You're Really Self-Conscious About
Jul 15, 2013
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Jul 14, 2013
Student Shocked to Discover Racial Bias in Criminal Justice System
Jul 14, 2013
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Jul 13, 2013
A Line-By-Line Analysis of Selena Gomez’s “Love Will Remember” Feat. Voicemail From Justin
Jul 13, 2013
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Jul 10, 2013
My "Review" of a "Relevant" Punk Band
Jul 10, 2013
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Jul 9, 2013
Scantily-Endowed Student Has Difficulty Dancing to “Bubble Butt”
Jul 9, 2013
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Jul 8, 2013
In Post-Soviet Russia, Toilet Uses You: Сехтой в России, Part 1
Jul 8, 2013
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Jul 7, 2013
Five Lessons I've Learned On Summer Break
Jul 7, 2013
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Jul 4, 2013
50 Shades of Red, White and Blue, Chapter 2: The Boston Tea Pahty (By Samuel Adams)
Jul 4, 2013
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Jul 4, 2013
50 Shades of Red, White, and Blue, Chapter 1: The Tramp Stamp, The Mushroom Stamp, and the Stamp Act (By Abigail Adams)
Jul 4, 2013
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Jul 4, 2013
OkCupid Profile: Thomas Jefferson
Jul 4, 2013
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Jul 3, 2013
7 Unexpected Changes After Two Weeks In Off-Campus Housing
Jul 3, 2013
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Jul 3, 2013
Your Fourth of July Playlist
Jul 3, 2013
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Jul 2, 2013
A Line-by-Line Analysis of Miley Cyrus' "We Can't Stop"
Jul 2, 2013
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Jul 2, 2013
Wimbledon Drinking Game
Jul 2, 2013
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Jul 2, 2013
Cheer Bear of the “Care Bears” On The Loose After Vicious Rampage At Gay Pride Parade Over Rainbow Insignia
Jul 2, 2013
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June 2013
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Jun 30, 2013
Sherman Ave Interviews: Gary Saul Morson
Jun 30, 2013
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Jun 30, 2013
Things To Not Hate: Bruno Mars’ Righteous New Music Video
Jun 30, 2013
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Jun 29, 2013
27 Thoughts That Go Through the Mind of a College Student on Summer Break (Almost) Every Day
Jun 29, 2013
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Jun 28, 2013
Supreme Court Announces End of Morality
Jun 28, 2013
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Jun 26, 2013
Scalia in Dissenting Opinion: "GAAAAYYYYYYY"
Jun 26, 2013
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Jun 25, 2013
How to Feed Yourself and Your Unpaid Internship
Jun 25, 2013
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Jun 24, 2013
8 Pictures of Puppies That Make You Contemplate Your Mortality
Jun 24, 2013
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Jun 21, 2013
"UUUUUUGGGGHHH" Reports Nation After Discovering the Name of Kanye and Kim Kardashian's New Baby
Jun 21, 2013
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Jun 18, 2013
Millions Hoping for Hard-Working Citizen to Fall Short of His Goals
Jun 18, 2013
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Jun 18, 2013
Baryshnikov Completes Enough Credits to Earn Honorary Degree
Jun 18, 2013
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Jun 17, 2013
University of Illinois Professor Slightly Frustrated Upon Finding Poop In His Clean Linens Again
Jun 17, 2013
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Jun 14, 2013
11 Pictures You Shouldn't Fap To But Did Anyway
Jun 14, 2013
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Jun 12, 2013
Hell Hath Frozen Over, Reports NOAA After Learning Finals Have Been Cancelled
Jun 12, 2013
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Jun 12, 2013
Norbucks Employees Go On Strike Due to Hostile Finals Week Environment
Jun 12, 2013
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Jun 10, 2013
Ten Happy Study Breaks For Your Finals Week
Jun 10, 2013
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Jun 10, 2013
Bartistics: Quantifying the Best Northwestern Bars
Jun 10, 2013
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Jun 9, 2013
Northwestern, I Love You, But You’re Bringing Me Down
Jun 9, 2013
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Jun 6, 2013
Sherman Ave Interviews: Morty Schapiro
Jun 6, 2013
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Jun 5, 2013
"I Only Have One Final," Reports Dickhead
Jun 5, 2013
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Jun 5, 2013
What They Didn't Teach Me In College (But I Learned Anyway)
Jun 5, 2013
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Jun 4, 2013
Instagram Enthusiast Shocked To Discover 1977 Also A Year
Jun 4, 2013
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Jun 4, 2013
The El at Night: A Poem
Jun 4, 2013
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Jun 3, 2013
The Six People You Drunk Dialed on Dillo
Jun 3, 2013
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Jun 3, 2013
Review of Game of Thrones, Season 3, Episode 9, AKA the worst thing that ever happened to me
Jun 3, 2013
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Jun 2, 2013
Tales of a Dillo Day Groupme
Jun 2, 2013
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Jun 1, 2013
Dillo Postponed to May 2014
Jun 1, 2013
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May 2013
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May 31, 2013
Mayfest: And That's Why You Always Leave A Note
May 31, 2013
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May 31, 2013
A Sherman Ave Dillo Day PSA
May 31, 2013
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May 31, 2013
A Sherman Ave Dillo Day PSA
May 31, 2013
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May 31, 2013
Mayfest to Students: “June Fool’s!”
May 31, 2013
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May 30, 2013
To Northwestern’s Quarter System, The Crusher Of Spirit, The Bringer of Late Nights Crying to “You Are Beautiful” By Christina Aguilera. On Repeat.
May 30, 2013
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May 30, 2013
Two New Nelly Songs You're Going To Be Upset About
May 30, 2013
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May 30, 2013
An Open Letter from Evanston to NU Students on Dillo Day
May 30, 2013
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May 29, 2013
Dillo Day In 14 GIFs
May 29, 2013
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May 29, 2013
The Netflix Treatment: Which Other Shows Should Be Resurrected?
May 29, 2013
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May 29, 2013
Sherman Ave Histories: Harris Hall
May 29, 2013
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May 28, 2013
Amanda Bynes: Master Troll
May 28, 2013
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May 28, 2013
Sherman Ave Histories: The Lakefill
May 28, 2013
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May 28, 2013
Sherman Ave Histories: The Lakefill
May 28, 2013
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May 27, 2013
Sherman Ave Interviews: Reggie Hearn
May 27, 2013
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May 27, 2013
10 Reasons Why Memorial Day Sucks in New York City
May 27, 2013
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May 27, 2013
Network Television Murdered Early Sunday Morning
May 27, 2013
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May 26, 2013
Packers Mull Retiring Favre’s Number, Unretiring it, Retiring It Again
May 26, 2013
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May 25, 2013
The Ultimate Arrested Development Drinking Game
May 25, 2013
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May 25, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: 1835 Hinman
May 25, 2013
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May 24, 2013
An Open Letter to Evanston from the Weather
May 24, 2013
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May 24, 2013
DM Announces Team Jacob As 2014 Beneficiary
May 24, 2013
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May 23, 2013
Recent Crop of High School Graduates say 'Ah Fuck It'
May 23, 2013
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May 23, 2013
Michele Bachmann Shudders As Gays Learn To Make Fire
May 23, 2013
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May 23, 2013
Your Dillo Day Survival Guide
May 23, 2013
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May 22, 2013
Sherman Ave Histories: Harris Hall
May 22, 2013
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May 22, 2013
Album Review: Brown Sugar's "Zamaane"
May 22, 2013
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May 22, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Elder Hall
May 22, 2013
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May 21, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Dillo Day
May 21, 2013
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May 20, 2013
Mayor Tisdahl Sacrifices First-Born Child in Anti-Dillo Day Rain Dance
May 20, 2013
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May 20, 2013
An Open Letter to the Student Body from Blackboard
May 20, 2013
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May 19, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Your Potential Roommate
May 19, 2013
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May 18, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Everything Else
May 18, 2013
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May 17, 2013
Millions Rejoice At The Thought Of Beyoncé Having Sex
May 17, 2013
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May 17, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Learning How to be Passive Aggressive
May 17, 2013
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May 16, 2013
9 Milestones You Hit in the 9 Years The Office has been on TV
May 16, 2013
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May 16, 2013
An Open Letter to the Northwestern Class of 2017
May 16, 2013
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May 15, 2013
7 Other Positions ASG Failed to Confirm
May 15, 2013
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May 15, 2013
ASG Senators Resort to Throwing Feces
May 15, 2013
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May 14, 2013
The 5 Artists Most Likely to Fill the Final Two Dillo Day Slots
May 14, 2013
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May 13, 2013
What Do We Do About It?
May 13, 2013
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May 13, 2013
26 Ways That Arrested Development Gets Your Life
May 13, 2013
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May 12, 2013
Sorority Girl Too Busy Spending Time With Pledge Mom To Call Real Mom
May 12, 2013
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May 12, 2013
Inspiring Students Overcome Crippling Hangovers To Call Mothers
May 12, 2013
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May 10, 2013
Hundreds of Professors Gather To Coordinate Midterm Dates
May 10, 2013
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May 9, 2013
Companies Begin Bidding War on New Vampire Weekend Songs
May 9, 2013
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May 9, 2013
Senior Stares Wistfully Out From Lakefill, Hoping To See A Soft Green Light
May 9, 2013
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May 8, 2013
The Great Gatsby Movie Drinking Game
May 8, 2013
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May 7, 2013
An Evening With George Saunders
May 7, 2013
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May 7, 2013
Junior: Northwestern Crush Is TOTALLY About Me
May 7, 2013
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May 6, 2013
Norris Begins Planning Half-Birthday
May 6, 2013
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May 6, 2013
A Reflection on Death, Privilege, and The College Experience
May 6, 2013
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May 5, 2013
Sophomore Now “Culturally Aware” After Drinking Two Tecates
May 5, 2013
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May 4, 2013
If The Name Of Every Kentucky Derby Horse Was A Sexual Maneuver: 2013 Edition
May 4, 2013
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May 3, 2013
SHAPE to Give Presentation on How To Not Give Forced Blowjob to Danny Brown
May 3, 2013
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May 3, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The Do's and Don'ts of Being a Pre-med
May 3, 2013
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May 2, 2013
The Kentucky Derby Trip is Decadent and Depraved
May 2, 2013
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May 1, 2013
An Open Letter to the Dude Living Across The Hall
May 1, 2013
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April 2013
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Apr 30, 2013
Mayfest Goes After DildoDayShits.com
Apr 30, 2013
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Apr 30, 2013
30 More Things That Go Through The Mind Of Every Northwestern Student (Almost) Every Day
Apr 30, 2013
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Apr 29, 2013
The Perks of Being a Wildcat
Apr 29, 2013
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Apr 29, 2013
Dumbledore Excited for Another Gay Wizard
Apr 29, 2013
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Apr 28, 2013
Vote to decide who Sherman Ave interviews next!
Apr 28, 2013
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Apr 27, 2013
Sadist Requests The Food Network On Blomquist TVs
Apr 27, 2013
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Apr 26, 2013
4 Students Hospitalized for Heat Stroke as Temperatures Hit 58°
Apr 26, 2013
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Apr 24, 2013
The 7 Types of People You Meet on Chicago Public Transportation
Apr 24, 2013
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Apr 24, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The 13 Types of People You’ll Meet in College
Apr 24, 2013
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Apr 23, 2013
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: How to Use Facebook for Newly Admitted College Students
Apr 23, 2013
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Apr 22, 2013
Heinous Things: Icona Pop
Apr 22, 2013
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Apr 21, 2013
7 Steps to Studying Abroad
Apr 21, 2013
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Apr 20, 2013
Album Review: Northwestern Undertones' "Rock Paper Shotgun"
Apr 20, 2013
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Apr 19, 2013
John F. Kennedy Speaks to NU Student Body, Endorses ASG Candidate Jackson
Apr 19, 2013
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Apr 19, 2013
The Most Deranged Email From Morty You Will Ever Read
Apr 19, 2013
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Apr 18, 2013
ASG Int'l Blitzkrieg Campaign Remains Unappeased
Apr 18, 2013
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Apr 18, 2013
Sherman Ave's Tour Guide App
Apr 18, 2013
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Apr 17, 2013
A line-by-line analysis of Mickey Avalon's "My Dick"
Apr 17, 2013
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Apr 17, 2013
Meet the ASG Candidates: Ani and Alex
Apr 17, 2013
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Apr 17, 2013
Meet the ASG Candidates: Aaron and Henry
Apr 17, 2013
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Apr 17, 2013
Meet the ASG Candidates: David Harris
Apr 17, 2013
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Apr 17, 2013
Meet the ASG Candidates: Benison Choi
Apr 17, 2013
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Apr 16, 2013
Freshman Cites "Delicious Eclairs" In Voting For Benison
Apr 16, 2013
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Apr 16, 2013
5 Planks That Didn't Make It In Aaron and Henry's Platform
Apr 16, 2013
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Apr 16, 2013
Ani and Alex Tout Endorsement of Stepdaughter of 1978 ASG Senator
Apr 16, 2013
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Apr 16, 2013
David and Jo Spotted Harassing Anyone Buying Chips and Guac at Frontera
Apr 16, 2013
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Apr 16, 2013
8 Notes on the Boston Marathon Bombing
Apr 16, 2013
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Apr 15, 2013
9 Reasons Going to the Movies Alone is Actually Super Rad
Apr 15, 2013
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Apr 15, 2013
A Review of Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 3 “The Walk of Punishment” (by Guest Author Timmy Jenkinson, 6th Grade)
Apr 15, 2013
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Apr 14, 2013
How To Announce That You're Awesome: The Code of Conduct for self-promotion of job/internship/higher education acceptance
Apr 14, 2013
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Apr 14, 2013
Morty Sings Justin Timberlake (feat. Elizabeth Tisdahl)
Apr 14, 2013
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Apr 14, 2013
Morty Sings Justin Timberlake (feat. Elizabeth Tisdahl)
Apr 14, 2013
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Apr 13, 2013
EDITORIAL: In ASG Election, Andrew Jackson Must Drop Out
Apr 13, 2013
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Apr 12, 2013
Beyoncé “Super-Jealous” of Chet Haze’s Talent
Apr 12, 2013
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Apr 11, 2013
ASG Candidate Tells Inuit Sign Language Club They're His "Top Priority"
Apr 11, 2013
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Apr 10, 2013
I Choose You: Six Pokémon That I Would (Hypothetically) Have Sex With
Apr 10, 2013
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Apr 9, 2013
Album Review: FIDLAR’S "FIDLAR" - LA Punks Take It To The Beach
Apr 9, 2013
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Apr 9, 2013
A Line-By-Line Analysis of Brad Paisley and LL Cool J’s “Accidental Racist”
Apr 9, 2013
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Apr 8, 2013
ASG Concerned About What Students Want for First Time in 12 Months
Apr 8, 2013
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Apr 8, 2013
Keg Week 2013: The Eulogy
Apr 8, 2013
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Apr 6, 2013
Keg Week 2013: Evaluating Possible Kegplacements
Apr 6, 2013
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Apr 5, 2013
Keg Week 2013: The Story of TKOE As Told By Gifs of Kittens
Apr 5, 2013
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Apr 5, 2013
Qatar: It's very warm, and very beautiful, and you're not allowed to touch anything
Apr 5, 2013
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Apr 4, 2013
Keg Week 2013: A Review of Dinner at The Keg
Apr 4, 2013
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Apr 4, 2013
Roger Ebert Awards Heaven 3 1/2 Stars
Apr 4, 2013
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Apr 4, 2013
The Four Most Embarrassing Things You Did as a Teenager
Apr 4, 2013
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Apr 3, 2013
Air Bud Signs With Houston Red Rockets
Apr 3, 2013
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Apr 3, 2013
Keg Week 2013: The Top 10 Most Heinous Yelp Reviews for The Keg of Evanston
Apr 3, 2013
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Apr 2, 2013
Keg Week 2013 EXCLUSIVE: Tisdahl Shut Down TKOE Because She Had "A Really Shitty Time There Once"
Apr 2, 2013
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Apr 1, 2013
Keg Week 2013: A Hypothetical Timeline of Tonight At The Keg
Apr 1, 2013
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Apr 1, 2013
US Supreme Court Rules Against Gay Marriage Due to Lack of Changed Facebook Profile Pictures
Apr 1, 2013
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March 2013
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Mar 31, 2013
MIT student: “Northwestern Hot” is Really, Really Hot
Mar 31, 2013
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Mar 30, 2013
Sherman Ave Writer Has Serious Mental Breakdown
Mar 30, 2013
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Mar 27, 2013
The Official Sherman Ave Spring Break Drinking Game
Mar 27, 2013
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Mar 26, 2013
A Guide to Starting a Relationship
Mar 26, 2013
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Mar 25, 2013
Professor Admits He Sort of Winged the Final
Mar 25, 2013
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Mar 24, 2013
An Open Letter to an Assistant Coach at a D-1 School
Mar 24, 2013
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Mar 23, 2013
Support the Sherman Ave Foundation to Save Amanda Bynes!
Mar 23, 2013
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Mar 22, 2013
Boyfriend's Upcoming Mix Tape to Reveal "Darker, Sensitive" Side
Mar 22, 2013
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Mar 21, 2013
5 Ways Northwestern Could Spend Ten Thousand Dollars
Mar 21, 2013
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Mar 21, 2013
What You’re Doing Over Spring Break
Mar 21, 2013
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Mar 19, 2013
8 Keg Memes That Will Make You Nostalgic
Mar 19, 2013
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Mar 17, 2013
The Top 20 Ways to Celebrate St. Patrick's Day at the Library
Mar 17, 2013
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Mar 17, 2013
Edgar Allan Poe’s ‘The Raven’ As Read/Interpreted by Ron Artest
Mar 17, 2013
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Mar 16, 2013
My Five Favorite Bill Carmody Moments of the Past Three Seasons
Mar 16, 2013
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Mar 15, 2013
Pope Francis I: “New Church Album Will Rock”
Mar 15, 2013
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Mar 15, 2013
Fiske: Evanston "Too Bright" At Night
Mar 15, 2013
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Mar 14, 2013
Phil Jackson Announces Intent Not To Coach Northwestern
Mar 14, 2013
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Mar 14, 2013
Exclusive: Sherman Ave Speaks With Pope Francis I
Mar 14, 2013
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Mar 14, 2013
In Which I Wax Poetic on Hamburgers
Mar 14, 2013
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Mar 13, 2013
Finals Week in 14 GIFs
Mar 13, 2013
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Mar 13, 2013
How to Avoid the In-Class Creeper
Mar 13, 2013
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Mar 12, 2013
33 Things That Go Through the Mind of a Northwestern Student (Almost) Every Day
Mar 12, 2013
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Mar 11, 2013
Pledge Family Divorce Leaves Freshman Girl Lost
Mar 11, 2013
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Mar 10, 2013
A Comprehensive Timeline of DM Emotions
Mar 10, 2013
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Mar 10, 2013
For 1st Ward Alderman, Vote for Ed Tivador
Mar 10, 2013
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Mar 10, 2013
Mayor Tisdahl Appalled as Students Make Money by Dancing on Weekends
Mar 10, 2013
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Mar 9, 2013
An open letter to the Northwestern Kid who Just Didn’t Get Involved Enough
Mar 9, 2013
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Mar 8, 2013
Incompetent Student Joins 90-Minute Club
Mar 8, 2013
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Mar 8, 2013
Report: Nap Marathon to counter Dance Marathon
Mar 8, 2013
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Mar 7, 2013
10 Special Skills You Might Have But Shouldn't Put On Your Résumé
Mar 7, 2013
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Mar 6, 2013
Confused Persian Army Shows Up For Dance Marathon
Mar 6, 2013
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Mar 6, 2013
We’ll Miss You, NU Intel
Mar 6, 2013
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Mar 5, 2013
Selena Gomez arrives on campus; lives are ruined
Mar 5, 2013
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Mar 4, 2013
What Your Favorite (Cheap, Shitty) Beer Says About You
Mar 4, 2013
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Mar 4, 2013
Review: The Welcome, "Bicentennial"
Mar 4, 2013
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Mar 3, 2013
Poetry time with Alabaster Carlos Alabaster
Mar 3, 2013
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Mar 2, 2013
Dr. Seuss Hacked My Facebook Status
Mar 2, 2013
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Mar 1, 2013
Fill-in-the-blank Cover Letter
Mar 1, 2013
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February 2013
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Feb 28, 2013
A College Reward System to Get You Through Senior Year
Feb 28, 2013
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Feb 28, 2013
Tour Guide at Loss to Explain Student Protest
Feb 28, 2013
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Feb 27, 2013
On Coming to Terms with Seth MacFarlane’s Talent
Feb 27, 2013
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Feb 27, 2013
Nathaniel Hawthorne Hacked My Facebook Status
Feb 27, 2013
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Feb 26, 2013
If CAESAR Were Used At Hogwarts...
Feb 26, 2013
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Feb 26, 2013
The Most Disgusting Forms Of Animal Reproduction In Existence
Feb 26, 2013
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Feb 26, 2013
Man Arrested After Using Song Lyrics as Pick-Up Lines
Feb 26, 2013
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Feb 25, 2013
The Sherman Ave Corollary
Feb 25, 2013
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Feb 25, 2013
Why Babies Are The Worst
Feb 25, 2013
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Feb 24, 2013
A Very Brief Guide to the Oscars: Best Actress Category
Feb 24, 2013
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Feb 24, 2013
A Very Brief Guide to the Oscars: Best Actor Category
Feb 24, 2013
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Feb 23, 2013
A Very Brief Guide to the Oscars: Best Picture
Feb 23, 2013
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Feb 23, 2013
A 10 Second Guide to Watching the Daytona 500
Feb 23, 2013
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Feb 21, 2013
The Four Stages of Intoxication at Northwestern
Feb 21, 2013
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Feb 20, 2013
The Top Ten Things I Miss About the Bush Administration
Feb 20, 2013
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Feb 16, 2013
The Oscars: A self-indulgent analysis of the movies that I think should win
Feb 16, 2013
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Feb 14, 2013
Your Valentine’s Day, in a Disappointing Nutshell
Feb 14, 2013
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Feb 12, 2013
In Defense of Self-Medication: An Attempt to Cure Winter Quarter Depression
Feb 12, 2013
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Feb 11, 2013
What's Next for Pope Benedict XVI? New Car, New Digs, New Twitter Handle
Feb 11, 2013
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Feb 10, 2013
I Don't Like Chris Brown.
Feb 10, 2013
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Feb 9, 2013
Jennifer Lawrence Snubbed by the Grammy's
Feb 9, 2013
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Feb 4, 2013
Budweiser Ads Inspire Drunk Men to Buy Clydesdale, Nation’s Daughters Thrilled
Feb 4, 2013
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Feb 2, 2013
On Groundhog Day
Feb 2, 2013
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January 2013
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Jan 31, 2013
An Average Day in a Northwestern Student's Hell
Jan 31, 2013
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Jan 31, 2013
Russian to Sell American Dream to Saps
Jan 31, 2013
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Jan 30, 2013
Extra Shuttles to Run at USC as Temperatures Drop Below 70
Jan 30, 2013
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Jan 29, 2013
The Evolution of the Group Project
Jan 29, 2013
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Jan 29, 2013
Ernest Hemingway visits Frontera Fresco
Jan 29, 2013
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Jan 27, 2013
A Guide to Talking to Guys in DC Bars
Jan 27, 2013
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Jan 26, 2013
Update: Roommate and Her Boyfriend Still Perfect Together
Jan 26, 2013
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Jan 25, 2013
Sherman Ave Turns 2!!!
Jan 25, 2013
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Jan 23, 2013
Cold Weather Forces Morty to Work From Steam Tunnels
Jan 23, 2013
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Jan 22, 2013
Extreme Cold Abruptly Alters Texas Freshman's Stance on Euthanasia
Jan 22, 2013
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Jan 21, 2013
Go The F♥ck to Class
Jan 21, 2013
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Jan 21, 2013
Romney "Too Busy Celebrating Dr. King and Stuff" to Watch Inauguration
Jan 21, 2013
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Jan 16, 2013
EXCLUSIVE: Manti Te’o Told Friends In Sixth Grade He Had A Girlfriend From “Camp”
Jan 16, 2013
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Jan 15, 2013
World's Worst: Animal Species
Jan 15, 2013
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Jan 14, 2013
Happiness Club to Distribute Earplugs on Sorority Bid Night
Jan 14, 2013
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Jan 13, 2013
Why You Are Not a Child of the 90s
Jan 13, 2013
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Jan 12, 2013
Megadeth to Headline Mega-Shabbat
Jan 12, 2013
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Jan 11, 2013
How to Pretend to Be Super Excited All of The Time: Your Guide to Sorority Recruitment
Jan 11, 2013
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Jan 10, 2013
Al Roker Sharting: The Worst Thing to Ever Happen in the White House?
Jan 10, 2013
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Jan 10, 2013
Report: Every Single Girl Going Through Sorority Recruitment Has "Just the Cutest Top Ever"
Jan 10, 2013
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Jan 9, 2013
Jennifer Lawrence Agrees To Go Topless in Ross Packingham’s Fantasy
Jan 9, 2013
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Jan 9, 2013
The Hangover Cure That Never Fails
Jan 9, 2013
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Jan 8, 2013
God Laughs as Notre Dame Loses
Jan 8, 2013
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Jan 7, 2013
First Day of Classes Is Really Exciting, Reports Student With Scrotum For Face
Jan 7, 2013
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Jan 7, 2013
World's Worst: Current Song Lyrics
Jan 7, 2013
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Jan 4, 2013
NU Suffers Through Three-Day Bowl Victory Drought
Jan 4, 2013
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Jan 3, 2013
NU Basketball Big Ten Preview
Jan 3, 2013
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Jan 2, 2013
What To Expect When You’re Not Expecting: A Guide to Surviving the Non-Apocalyptic World
Jan 2, 2013
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December 2012
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Dec 31, 2012
Sherman Ave Bowl Game Predictions
Dec 31, 2012
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Dec 30, 2012
The Six Athletes NU Students Hate Most
Dec 30, 2012
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Dec 29, 2012
What You're Doing Over Winter Break
Dec 29, 2012
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Dec 28, 2012
Sixty Hues of Sex, part 1
Dec 28, 2012
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Dec 28, 2012
Make Mississippi State Stop Injecting Baby Monkeys With Syphilis!
Dec 28, 2012
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Dec 27, 2012
Things I Wanted for Christmas but Didn't Get
Dec 27, 2012
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Dec 24, 2012
Things You Should Do During Christmas
Dec 24, 2012
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Dec 23, 2012
The Twatties: The Best of the Worst of Twitter in 2012
Dec 23, 2012
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Dec 23, 2012
Sherman Ave 2012 Readers' Poll
Dec 23, 2012
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Dec 22, 2012
Fictional Characters I’d Like to F*CK
Dec 22, 2012
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Dec 21, 2012
NRA: Put Venomous Snakes In Every School
Dec 21, 2012
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Dec 21, 2012
New Theme Restaurant to Open in Plex
Dec 21, 2012
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Dec 20, 2012
Yet Another Apocalypse 2KDuz Guide: What To Do with Your Last Day on Earth
Dec 20, 2012
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Dec 20, 2012
Things You Should and Should Not Do Before The World Ends Tomorrow
Dec 20, 2012
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Dec 19, 2012
How to Throw Your Very Own Official Sherman Ave Shavepocalypse Party
Dec 19, 2012
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Dec 19, 2012
Let it Snow (Please, for the Love of God)
Dec 19, 2012
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Dec 18, 2012
Is Mississippi State To Blame For The Titanic Sinking?
Dec 18, 2012
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Dec 17, 2012
CTEC Office Sends E-mail "Just To Say Hey"
Dec 17, 2012
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Dec 17, 2012
A Game-By-Game Recap of NU's Football Season
Dec 17, 2012
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Dec 16, 2012
EXCLUSIVE: Chet Haze’s Holiday Album Delayed Indefinitely
Dec 16, 2012
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Dec 15, 2012
The 6 Types of People There Are
Dec 15, 2012
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Dec 14, 2012
Lil Wayne Preparing for Annual Skeet Trip
Dec 14, 2012
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Dec 14, 2012
Freshmen in Search for the Kegs in Kellogg
Dec 14, 2012
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Dec 13, 2012
Is Mississippi State To Blame For Kennedy's Assassination?
Dec 13, 2012
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Dec 13, 2012
Ass Cheese
Dec 13, 2012
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Dec 12, 2012
True Tales of Stuff: Texting While Walking
Dec 12, 2012
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Dec 11, 2012
A Pep Talk For Your Finals
Dec 11, 2012
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Dec 10, 2012
New "NU Shut The Fuck Up" Page Brings Much-Needed Silence to Northwestern Facebook Community
Dec 10, 2012
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Dec 9, 2012
Finals Are Communist
Dec 9, 2012
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Dec 8, 2012
Phobias That Will Wreck Your Shit
Dec 8, 2012
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Dec 7, 2012
The Top Ten Things That Make Cobra Lederham's Day
Dec 7, 2012
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Dec 6, 2012
Simon Goes to the Movies, Episode IV: Inseparable
Dec 6, 2012
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Dec 5, 2012
An Open Letter to Final Papers
Dec 5, 2012
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Dec 5, 2012
A Super Serious Restaurant Review of Frontera Fresco for Super Serious People
Dec 5, 2012
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Dec 4, 2012
The Greatest Toys of the 90s
Dec 4, 2012
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Dec 3, 2012
Stop Taking Pictures of Your Food
Dec 3, 2012
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Dec 2, 2012
Study Abroad Student Shockingly Takes Picture Riding Camel
Dec 2, 2012
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Dec 1, 2012
Children's Books for Future Northwestern Students
Dec 1, 2012
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Dec 1, 2012
Kim Jong Un Declares Spermonuclear War on Wife
Dec 1, 2012
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November 2012
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Nov 30, 2012
Sparks Fly at Obama-Romney Post-Election Get-Together: A Running Diary
Nov 30, 2012
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Nov 30, 2012
New Chipotle Opens in Student Center
Nov 30, 2012
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Nov 29, 2012
An Open Letter To The Capital One Bowl
Nov 29, 2012
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Nov 28, 2012
A Finals Season Guide To The Library
Nov 28, 2012
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Nov 27, 2012
An Open Letter to Disney: You’ve Given Us Back Topanga and Eve, Now Please Give Us Some Tanners
Nov 27, 2012
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Nov 26, 2012
The Summer After Graduation: The Five Stages of Real-Life Grief
Nov 26, 2012
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Nov 23, 2012
#GetFuckedIllini
Nov 23, 2012
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Nov 23, 2012
An Open Letter to Autocorrect
Nov 23, 2012
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Nov 22, 2012
A Thanksgiving Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
Nov 22, 2012
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Nov 21, 2012
The Seven People You Meet At Thanksgiving
Nov 21, 2012
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Nov 21, 2012
Sherman Ave’s Guide to a (Mostly) Sober Thanksgiving
Nov 21, 2012
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Nov 20, 2012
Italian Madness
Nov 20, 2012
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Nov 19, 2012
Big Ten to add University of Oxford
Nov 19, 2012
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Nov 19, 2012
Petraeus's replacement: Anyone who uses Snapchat
Nov 19, 2012
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Nov 15, 2012
Gary Saul Morson: Hero or Communist?
Nov 15, 2012
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Nov 14, 2012
Besides closing The Keg, what else has Mayor Tisdahl achieved?
Nov 14, 2012
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Nov 14, 2012
Sherman Ave's Dating Profile
Nov 14, 2012
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Nov 13, 2012
Tainthead Student Corrects Professor on Origins of Babies
Nov 13, 2012
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Nov 12, 2012
A Guide to Life After College: Your First Paycheck
Nov 12, 2012
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Nov 12, 2012
How to Avoid “The Creeper”
Nov 12, 2012
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Nov 11, 2012
It's Thanksgiving: The Nicole Westbrook Story
Nov 11, 2012
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Nov 11, 2012
Anna Karenina: The Movie, The Review
Nov 11, 2012
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Nov 9, 2012
The Perfect Shower Beer Playlist
Nov 9, 2012
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Nov 9, 2012
A Northwestern Student's Guide to the University of Michigan
Nov 9, 2012
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Nov 8, 2012
No Shave November: A Beginner's Guide to the Weeks Ahead
Nov 8, 2012
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Nov 7, 2012
Taco Bell Announces Plan to Expand in Colorado, Washington
Nov 7, 2012
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Nov 7, 2012
Hate A Random Country: Canada
Nov 7, 2012
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Nov 6, 2012
Election Day Alternatives for Apathetic Non-Voters
Nov 6, 2012
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Nov 6, 2012
POLL: Election Day
Nov 6, 2012
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Nov 5, 2012
A Guide to the Top Celebrities Endorsements for Mitt Romney
Nov 5, 2012
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Nov 4, 2012
Magic Underpants: The Mitt Romney Story
Nov 4, 2012
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Nov 4, 2012
A Comprehensive Guide to Mitt Romney
Nov 4, 2012
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Nov 3, 2012
Liveblogging The Great Bathroom Flood of '012
Nov 3, 2012
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Nov 3, 2012
10 Youtube Channels You Should Totally Subscribe To (and who they’d be on campus)
Nov 3, 2012
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Nov 2, 2012
Miley Cyrus's new song: A Capitalist Manifesto
Nov 2, 2012
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October 2012
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Oct 31, 2012
A Super Scary [Northwestern] Halloween Story! (Rated R)
Oct 31, 2012
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Oct 31, 2012
This is the future, and it is sexy: Disney Buys LucasFilm
Oct 31, 2012
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Oct 30, 2012
A Romantic Retrospective: Fall Quarter
Oct 30, 2012
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Oct 29, 2012
How To Ruin Halloween
Oct 29, 2012
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Oct 29, 2012
APOCALYPSE RIGHT MEOW: Liveblogging Hurricane Sandy from Philadelphia
Oct 29, 2012
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Oct 28, 2012
Morty Sings Taylor Swift
Oct 28, 2012
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Oct 28, 2012
Morty Sings Taylor Swift
Oct 28, 2012
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Oct 28, 2012
Why I'm Voting for Obama: Five Haikus
Oct 28, 2012
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Oct 26, 2012
A Memo on the Opening of Deering Library
Oct 26, 2012
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Oct 25, 2012
I Am The Smelly Roommate
Oct 25, 2012
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Oct 24, 2012
Clubs that Should Exist at Northwestern
Oct 24, 2012
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Oct 24, 2012
An Open Letter to Ann Coulter
Oct 24, 2012
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Oct 24, 2012
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Yando Lopez-Giron
Oct 24, 2012
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Oct 24, 2012
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Sophie Friedman
Oct 24, 2012
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Oct 23, 2012
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Kate Mattax
Oct 23, 2012
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Oct 23, 2012
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Hayley Stevens
Oct 23, 2012
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Oct 23, 2012
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Kyra Woods
Oct 23, 2012
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Oct 23, 2012
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Brad Stewart
Oct 23, 2012
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Oct 23, 2012
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Emily Jordan
Oct 23, 2012
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Oct 23, 2012
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Andrew Brugman
Oct 23, 2012
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Oct 23, 2012
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Amalia Namath
Oct 23, 2012
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Oct 22, 2012
Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Kirk Vaclavik
Oct 22, 2012
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Oct 22, 2012
3 Stellar Halloween Costume Ideas
Oct 22, 2012
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Oct 19, 2012
Sucks to Shuck: #GetFuckedNebraska
Oct 19, 2012
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Oct 18, 2012
White People: No Longer Cool Enough? The Real Story Behind Affirmative Action
Oct 18, 2012
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Oct 17, 2012
We want to drunkenly live-tweet a movie, and we want YOUR input!
Oct 17, 2012
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Oct 16, 2012
How to react to your first episode of Gossip Girl
Oct 16, 2012
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Oct 15, 2012
The Sherman Ave 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game: Town Hall Edition
Oct 15, 2012
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Oct 13, 2012
5 Things To Do Before October Ends
Oct 13, 2012
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Oct 12, 2012
A Line-by-Line Analysis of Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’ “Thrift Shop” ft. Wanz*
Oct 12, 2012
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Oct 11, 2012
Fall Quarter, Freshman Year – What You Have/Will Have Learned
Oct 11, 2012
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Oct 10, 2012
The Sherman Ave 2012 VP Debate Drinking Game
Oct 10, 2012
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Oct 10, 2012
APPLY TO WRITE FOR SHERMAN AVE. BECOME POPULAR.
Oct 10, 2012
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Oct 10, 2012
BREAKING: That Guy Being That Guy
Oct 10, 2012
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Oct 9, 2012
5 Profile Poses That Are Worse Than The Music of Creed
Oct 9, 2012
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Oct 8, 2012
How we should really celebrate Columbus Day
Oct 8, 2012
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Oct 7, 2012
Badasses in History: Shaka Zulu
Oct 7, 2012
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Oct 5, 2012
#GetFuckedPennState
Oct 5, 2012
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Oct 4, 2012
A Thorough and 100% Factually* Accurate Summary of Last Night’s Debate
Oct 4, 2012
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Oct 3, 2012
Professor Successfully Uses Projector
Oct 3, 2012
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September 2012
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Sep 28, 2012
#GetFuckedIU
Sep 28, 2012
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Sep 27, 2012
Breaking News: WHAT THE FUCK, FUCKING CLASSES START TOMORROW?!
Sep 27, 2012
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Sep 26, 2012
Work study prostitute hits allotment during Wildcat Welcome
Sep 26, 2012
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Sep 25, 2012
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Dealing With a Terrible Roommate
Sep 25, 2012
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Sep 24, 2012
BREAKING: Bruce Springsteen Not to Perform at A&O Blowout Just Like Fucking Last Year
Sep 24, 2012
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Sep 24, 2012
Herds of Wild Buffalo Seen Roaming Evanston Searching for Parties
Sep 24, 2012
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Sep 23, 2012
A line-by-line translation and analysis of Psy's "Oppan Gangnam Style"
Sep 23, 2012
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Sep 21, 2012
#GetFuckedSD
Sep 21, 2012
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Sep 20, 2012
Why I'm Super Mad At You Freshmen
Sep 20, 2012
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Sep 19, 2012
Muhammad: Everyone please calm down
Sep 19, 2012
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Sep 18, 2012
Three Things No One Tells You About College
Sep 18, 2012
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Sep 18, 2012
Replacement Refs Receive Support from American Blind Foundation
Sep 18, 2012
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Sep 16, 2012
American Idol Accidentally Hires Nicki Minaj
Sep 16, 2012
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Sep 14, 2012
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Wildcat Welcome Week
Sep 14, 2012
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Sep 14, 2012
#GetFuckedBC
Sep 14, 2012
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Sep 13, 2012
The Lord of the Rings as an unnecessarily detailed metaphor for World War II
Sep 13, 2012
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Sep 13, 2012
BREAKING: Chicago Teachers Union running out of sign ideas
Sep 13, 2012
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Sep 13, 2012
10 controversial Chicago Teachers Union demands
Sep 13, 2012
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Sep 12, 2012
Romney: Women deserve the freedom to be told what to do with their bodies
Sep 12, 2012
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Sep 11, 2012
Knicks sign John Shurna, mistake any guard from elite academic institution for Jeremy Lin
Sep 11, 2012
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Sep 11, 2012
Awkward White Kid Shows Up On New York Knicks Bench
Sep 11, 2012
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Sep 11, 2012
Shanghai-Bound Passenger Boat Hits Riceberg
Sep 11, 2012
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Sep 6, 2012
Vanderbilt Maintains Controversial "Baby Seal Clubbing" Program
Sep 6, 2012
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Sep 5, 2012
#GetFuckedVandy
Sep 5, 2012
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Sep 1, 2012
The Official DNC 2012 Drinking Game
Sep 1, 2012
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August 2012
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Aug 31, 2012
A Comprehensive Guide to Men’s Bathroom Etiquette
Aug 31, 2012
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Aug 31, 2012
Five Objects That Should Be Made "For Her"
Aug 31, 2012
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Aug 28, 2012
A line-by-line analysis of Danzel's "Put Your Hands Up In the Air!"
Aug 28, 2012
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Aug 27, 2012
Little Victories: Small Things That Help Improve Your Mood
Aug 27, 2012
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Aug 24, 2012
Other Great Stripping Games Invented by British Royalty
Aug 24, 2012
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Aug 23, 2012
The Official RNC 2012 Drinking Game
Aug 23, 2012
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Aug 22, 2012
10 Gaffes Worse Than Todd Akin’s “Legitimate Rape” Comments
Aug 22, 2012
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Aug 22, 2012
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: How to Attend Class
Aug 22, 2012
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Aug 20, 2012
An Open Letter to the Female Body
Aug 20, 2012
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Aug 17, 2012
Meet Northwestern's New Director of Sustainability
Aug 17, 2012
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Aug 15, 2012
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Sobriety
Aug 15, 2012
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Aug 14, 2012
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Bicycles at NU
Aug 14, 2012
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Aug 13, 2012
Suck It, World: What The United States Winning the Olympics Means For Us
Aug 13, 2012
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Aug 13, 2012
Romney pins Ryan down, cuts his hair
Aug 13, 2012
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Aug 12, 2012
ForMITTable Opponents: Rejected Romney Running Mates
Aug 12, 2012
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Aug 9, 2012
The 5 Least Smangable First Ladies in American History
Aug 9, 2012
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Aug 8, 2012
Simon Goes to the Movies Episode III: The Last Man on Earth
Aug 8, 2012
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Aug 7, 2012
What Shepard Has Done
Aug 7, 2012
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Aug 6, 2012
Why Silver Medalists Are So Sadface
Aug 6, 2012
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Aug 4, 2012
Counterpoint: The Dark Knight Rises Like the Erection I Got From Watching It -- With Some Difficulties but Fairly Well Overall
Aug 4, 2012
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Aug 1, 2012
Happy Chick-Fil-A Day: 3 Things that are Actually Destroying the Sanctity of Marriage in America
Aug 1, 2012
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July 2012
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Jul 30, 2012
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: 10 Mistakes You Will Make
Jul 30, 2012
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Jul 28, 2012
Northwestern Football Powertrips into the 21st Century, or “Ermahgerd, Nerr Yernerferms!”
Jul 28, 2012
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Jul 27, 2012
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Res College Power Rankings
Jul 27, 2012
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Jul 25, 2012
Simon Goes to the Movies Episode 2: The Dark Knight Rises and then Falls and then Rises and then there's a pit I think?
Jul 25, 2012
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Jul 24, 2012
NCAA Reaffirms Commitment to Academic Integrity
Jul 24, 2012
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Jul 19, 2012
An Open Letter to my Unborn Grandson Explaining the Sport of Football
Jul 19, 2012
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Jul 18, 2012
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Libations at NU
Jul 18, 2012
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Jul 17, 2012
Other Potential Uses for the NU Emergency Notification System
Jul 17, 2012
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Jul 13, 2012
Simon Goes to the Movies Episode 1: The Amazing Spider-Man
Jul 13, 2012
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Jul 12, 2012
Mittuational Comedies: Possible Ideas for Mitt Romney’s New BET Sitcom
Jul 12, 2012
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Jul 10, 2012
50 Shades of Purple, Chapter Two: The Battle for the Keg
Jul 10, 2012
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Jul 9, 2012
Evanston in Your Mouth: Your Guide To Eating Out Around the Northwestern Campus
Jul 9, 2012
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Jul 7, 2012
Furor Scribendi: Zombies, Canadians, Rihanna, and Chet Haze (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Pretend to be Malcolm Gladwell)
Jul 7, 2012
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Jul 6, 2012
Why We Still Haven't Finished May Heinous
Jul 6, 2012
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Jul 5, 2012
How To Liven Up Your Summer
Jul 5, 2012
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June 2012
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Jun 28, 2012
Supreme Court Power Rankings
Jun 28, 2012
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Jun 27, 2012
If the Supreme Court was like the BCS...
Jun 27, 2012
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Jun 26, 2012
Hey, we heard you were a Wildcat: More Evidence NU Rocks
Jun 26, 2012
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Jun 26, 2012
Wild Ones
Jun 26, 2012
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Jun 21, 2012
Drive Slow, Homie: A guide to the Chicago EL
Jun 21, 2012
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Jun 19, 2012
50 Shades of Purple, Chapter One
Jun 19, 2012
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Jun 18, 2012
Why Lost Sucks
Jun 18, 2012
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Jun 16, 2012
In Loss and Remembrance: The Value of People
Jun 16, 2012
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Jun 15, 2012
White and Purple (Sherman Ave Remix)
Jun 15, 2012
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Jun 15, 2012
White and Purple (Sherman Ave Remix)
Jun 15, 2012
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Jun 14, 2012
June Heinous Second-Round Results: PBR Division
Jun 14, 2012
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Jun 13, 2012
Northwestern 2011-2012: The Year in Memes
Jun 13, 2012
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Jun 12, 2012
June Heinous First-Round Results: Keystone Light Division
Jun 12, 2012
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Jun 11, 2012
Why My Birthday Is the Worst
Jun 11, 2012
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Jun 10, 2012
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Northwestern's Inoperable Online Overlord, CAESAR
Jun 10, 2012
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Jun 7, 2012
How to Deal with the Stress of Finals
Jun 7, 2012
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May 2012
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May 31, 2012
How to Eat Like A Cannibal: Thoughts On The Impending Zombiepocalypse and Facial Seasonings
May 31, 2012
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May 28, 2012
A Freshman Guide to Not Getting Mugged
May 28, 2012
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May 23, 2012
(Los) Zetas
May 23, 2012
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May 22, 2012
Miley Cyrus Mad Libs
May 22, 2012
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May 22, 2012
Dillo Day, as told by a real live drunk person
May 22, 2012
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May 21, 2012
Breaking: NATO Representatives to Attend Dillo Day
May 21, 2012
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May 21, 2012
Review: Joe Pug at Lincoln Hall
May 21, 2012
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May 20, 2012
The Absolute Worst Places Ever
May 20, 2012
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May 18, 2012
Spring Quarter Sustenence Slump
May 18, 2012
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May 16, 2012
Thesis: BraveStarr is Awesome
May 16, 2012
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May 15, 2012
May Heinous First-Round Results: MGD Divison
May 15, 2012
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May 14, 2012
ALCOHOL IS ALWAYS THE SOLUTION: How to Make Registration Less Mentally Taxing
May 14, 2012
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May 12, 2012
May Heinous First-Round Results: Busch-Light Division
May 12, 2012
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May 11, 2012
We will have no more of your sorcery, Train: A review of Train's album California 37
May 11, 2012
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May 10, 2012
May Heinous First-Round Results: PBR Division
May 10, 2012
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May 9, 2012
President Obama supports gay marriage, and other obvious things
May 9, 2012
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May 9, 2012
Fucked Up Children's Shows
May 9, 2012
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May 8, 2012
A first-hand account of Herman Cain's visit to Northwestern
May 8, 2012
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May 8, 2012
LAST CHANCE TO FILL OUT YOUR BRACKETS!
May 8, 2012
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May 8, 2012
May Heinous Breakdown: Keystone Light Division
May 8, 2012
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May 6, 2012
May Heinous Breakdown: Miller Genuine Draft Division
May 6, 2012
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May 4, 2012
If The Name of Every Kentucky Derby Horse Was A Sexual Maneuver
May 4, 2012
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May 3, 2012
Why We Should Stop Hating on Nickelback
May 3, 2012
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May 2, 2012
Sherman Ave's Ideal Celebrity-narrated Children's Books
May 2, 2012
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May 1, 2012
May Heinous Breakdown: Busch Light Division
May 1, 2012
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May 1, 2012
A Beginner’s Guide to Ruining Facebook
May 1, 2012
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April 2012
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Apr 30, 2012
May Heinous Breakdown: Pabst Blue Ribbon Division
Apr 30, 2012
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Apr 29, 2012
May Heinous: Selection Sunday
Apr 29, 2012
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Apr 28, 2012
Musings on Satan's Toilet, A.K.A. the Blomquist Recreational Center
Apr 28, 2012
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Apr 26, 2012
Sherman Ave Goes Global!
Apr 26, 2012
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Apr 26, 2012
The Latest In Rape Prevention: Vagina Dentata
Apr 26, 2012
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Apr 25, 2012
Sexist Poker
Apr 25, 2012
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Apr 25, 2012
A Review of the Dumbest States in America
Apr 25, 2012
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Apr 24, 2012
6 Reasons We Need to Stop Hugging Each Other
Apr 24, 2012
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Apr 24, 2012
Morty declares all party themes must be directed through the Student Affairs Office
Apr 24, 2012
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Apr 23, 2012
Five Things to NOT DO with Your Prospective Student
Apr 23, 2012
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Apr 22, 2012
The Truth Behind Justin Cruz's Sexy Prom Date
Apr 22, 2012
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Apr 21, 2012
The Politics of Game of Thrones, Or How Westeros Learned to Stop Preparing for Winter and Kill Decent, Honest Politicians and So Can You
Apr 21, 2012
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Apr 20, 2012
Sex, Weed, and Jesus – Oh My: Your Guide to Spring Quarter 2012 at Northwestern
Apr 20, 2012
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Apr 20, 2012
The Road Not Taken: Other possible directions for One Direction
Apr 20, 2012
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Apr 19, 2012
The Art of the #YOLO
Apr 19, 2012
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Apr 18, 2012
Horses are Dicks
Apr 18, 2012
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Apr 18, 2012
Why Markwell is a Man of Jellyfish
Apr 18, 2012
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Apr 17, 2012
Potter No More
Apr 17, 2012
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Apr 17, 2012
WE’RE RICH, BITCH
Apr 17, 2012
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Apr 16, 2012
Morgan Freeman To Marry Granddaughter
Apr 16, 2012
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Apr 12, 2012
An Open Letter Apology To Attendees of Last Night’s Hannah Montana Concert
Apr 12, 2012
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Apr 11, 2012
Why Language Teachers are the Same as Stalkers
Apr 11, 2012
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Apr 11, 2012
Message to my haters: the Lolla lineup gives me a boner
Apr 11, 2012
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Apr 10, 2012
Santorum Quits GOP Race, Presumably to Sew Sleeves on to his Sweater Vests
Apr 10, 2012
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Apr 10, 2012
Sherman Ave Endorses Shao and Stewart for ASG
Apr 10, 2012
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Apr 9, 2012
An Open Letter Apology to the Management of the Skokie, IL Chuck E. Cheese Franchise
Apr 9, 2012
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Apr 7, 2012
Texting Hillary is my everything
Apr 7, 2012
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Apr 4, 2012
5 B-Grade Historical Movies We Can Only Hope Will Be Made
Apr 4, 2012
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Apr 3, 2012
Titanic 3D: The Drinking Game
Apr 3, 2012
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Apr 2, 2012
West Coast Report: Straight Outta Compton, it’s the Kids’ Choice Awards!
Apr 2, 2012
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Apr 1, 2012
The Real Reasons Job Interviewers Want Your Facebook Password
Apr 1, 2012
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March 2012
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Mar 29, 2012
What to Expect from the Northwestern University Class of 2016
Mar 29, 2012
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Mar 28, 2012
The Thirst Games: May the Alcohol Be EVER in Your Favor!
Mar 28, 2012
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Mar 28, 2012
Why You Should Boycott the 2012 Summer Olympics
Mar 28, 2012
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Mar 27, 2012
An Analysis of Hunger Games Based Entirely On The Movie Poster
Mar 27, 2012
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Mar 27, 2012
How to take down the Happiness Club: A four prong approach
Mar 27, 2012
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Mar 26, 2012
Northwestern would TOTALLY be in the Final Four right now
Mar 26, 2012
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Mar 25, 2012
Bedtime Stories from The Ave
Mar 25, 2012
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Mar 20, 2012
The Official Sherman Ave Drinking Decathlon!
Mar 20, 2012
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Mar 19, 2012
Culinary Dorm Corner: Cocktails!!!!!!
Mar 19, 2012
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Mar 15, 2012
Why Chet Haze is a Taint-Strudel
Mar 15, 2012
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Mar 14, 2012
A line-by-line analysis of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”
Mar 14, 2012
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Mar 13, 2012
Hey, douchefeather! Apply for Sherman Ave!
Mar 13, 2012
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Mar 13, 2012
A (Late) Review of the Kony 2012 Campaign
Mar 13, 2012
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Mar 12, 2012
The Sandra Fluke Rule
Mar 12, 2012
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Mar 9, 2012
The 4 Greatest Sports (That Don’t Exist but Totally Should)
Mar 9, 2012
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Mar 7, 2012
Make Nickelback Famous (Invisible Listeners)
Mar 7, 2012
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Mar 6, 2012
Super Tuesday Predictions
Mar 6, 2012
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Mar 6, 2012
Do you love us now, Evanston?
Mar 6, 2012
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Mar 1, 2012
Who to follow/like on Twitter/Facebook
Mar 1, 2012
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February 2012
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Feb 29, 2012
5 things to do on Leap Day
Feb 29, 2012
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Feb 28, 2012
Hate A Random Region: The Caribbean
Feb 28, 2012
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Feb 27, 2012
What You’re Really Doing at College
Feb 27, 2012
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Feb 24, 2012
Why I’m transferring to Arizona State
Feb 24, 2012
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Feb 23, 2012
Shurned Out: Riding the Bubble at Northwestern
Feb 23, 2012
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Feb 20, 2012
5 Prerequisites for Being a College Professor
Feb 20, 2012
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Feb 16, 2012
What the f**k are the Miami Heat wearing?
Feb 16, 2012
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Feb 16, 2012
Your Latest Dwombos (Daily Word Combinations)
Feb 16, 2012
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Feb 15, 2012
World Cup: Alex Morgan in Bodypaint
Feb 15, 2012
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Feb 15, 2012
How to Not Give a Fuck About Valentine’s Day and Still Get Laid: A Beginner’s Guide to Accidental Pussy
Feb 15, 2012
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Feb 14, 2012
You’re Breaking Up : The Valentine’s Day Playlist
Feb 14, 2012
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Feb 13, 2012
The 3 Facebook Atrocities That Old People Routinely Commit
Feb 13, 2012
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Feb 10, 2012
An ode to Northwestern memes
Feb 10, 2012
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Feb 9, 2012
Why Obama Makes Me Sad
Feb 9, 2012
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Feb 8, 2012
New Locations for The Keg of Evanston
Feb 8, 2012
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Feb 8, 2012
Simon Rants About "The Love We Make"
Feb 8, 2012
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Feb 7, 2012
The Small Penis Rule
Feb 7, 2012
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Feb 7, 2012
Heaven's Gate, part 4 (Chapter 2)
Feb 7, 2012
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Feb 5, 2012
UPDATED: How to Watch the Super Bowl
Feb 5, 2012
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Feb 4, 2012
Shit Northwesterners Say
Feb 4, 2012
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Feb 4, 2012
Shit Northwestern Students Say
Feb 4, 2012
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Feb 3, 2012
What to Expect on Gone Greek Night
Feb 3, 2012
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Feb 2, 2012
10 Events in World History That Totally Should Have Been Pregamed
Feb 2, 2012
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Feb 1, 2012
How to survive a walk down Sheridan Road
Feb 1, 2012
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January 2012
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Jan 31, 2012
Simon Rants About The Keg
Jan 31, 2012
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Jan 30, 2012
Hitler Reacts to Evanston Revoking the Keg's Liquor License
Jan 30, 2012
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Jan 30, 2012
Hitler Reacts to Evanston Revoking the Keg's Liquor License
Jan 30, 2012
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Jan 30, 2012
Reflections on The Keg, The Afterlife, and Mayor Tisdahl's Raging Bitchhood
Jan 30, 2012
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Jan 30, 2012
Introducing: The Sherman Ave Swag Shoppe
Jan 30, 2012
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Jan 27, 2012
Guys, Newt had an idea!
Jan 27, 2012
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Jan 27, 2012
Heaven's Gate, part 3
Jan 27, 2012
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Jan 26, 2012
525,600 p-trips: A look back at Year 1 of the Shermanavian Calendar
Jan 26, 2012
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Jan 25, 2012
Point/Counterpoint: The Base System
Jan 25, 2012
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Jan 24, 2012
Oscar Buzzed
Jan 24, 2012
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Jan 24, 2012
Love a Random State: Ohio
Jan 24, 2012
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Jan 23, 2012
Newt Gingrich, South Carolina, and the Abortion of My Career in Political Commentary
Jan 23, 2012
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Jan 22, 2012
Your Monthly HorrorScopes
Jan 22, 2012
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Jan 22, 2012
Heaven's Gate, part 2
Jan 22, 2012
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Jan 20, 2012
Barack Obama Kills Terrorists, Slays an Al Green Song
Jan 20, 2012
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Jan 19, 2012
2011 Sherman Ave Reader’s Poll: Results
Jan 19, 2012
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Jan 19, 2012
Heaven's Gate, part 1
Jan 19, 2012
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Jan 18, 2012
Things That Rock: Republicans
Jan 18, 2012
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Jan 18, 2012
5 Reasons Why Today Sucks
Jan 18, 2012
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Jan 17, 2012
Save the World, Stop SOPA
Jan 17, 2012
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Jan 17, 2012
Translating Northwestern Listserv and Group Posts
Jan 17, 2012
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Jan 14, 2012
Culinary Dorm Corner: The Waffle-Maker
Jan 14, 2012
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Jan 13, 2012
Live at the Ave: The Welcome
Jan 13, 2012
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Jan 13, 2012
Live at the Ave: The Welcome
Jan 13, 2012
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Jan 12, 2012
Live at the Ave: "WireTap" (The Welcome)
Jan 12, 2012
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Jan 12, 2012
Live at the Ave: "Lovin's for Fools" (The Welcome)
Jan 12, 2012
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Jan 12, 2012
Live at the Ave: "Don't Need Detectives" (The Welcome)
Jan 12, 2012
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Jan 12, 2012
Simon Visits Melissa Hart
Jan 12, 2012
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Jan 12, 2012
Live at the Ave: "Bear Trap" (The Welcome)
Jan 12, 2012
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Jan 11, 2012
5 Reasons Why We Hate the Republican Primaries
Jan 11, 2012
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Jan 9, 2012
Eight Statements You Should Never Make
Jan 9, 2012
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Jan 8, 2012
Welcome to the Culinary Dorm Corner
Jan 8, 2012
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Jan 7, 2012
5 Special Editions of Monopoly That Would Never Sell
Jan 7, 2012
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Jan 6, 2012
Authors That Would Make Bad Writing Infinitely Better
Jan 6, 2012
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Jan 3, 2012
The Shoulder Thing
Jan 3, 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 31, 2011
New Year’s Eve Checklist
Dec 31, 2011
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Dec 23, 2011
Why We Hate Winter in Chicago
Dec 23, 2011
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Dec 19, 2011
Holiday Guide: NU Gift Ideas For Your Favorite Wildcat
Dec 19, 2011
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Dec 18, 2011
4 Nuisances Of Being Home
Dec 18, 2011
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Dec 18, 2011
Bitches at Airports: A True Story Rant
Dec 18, 2011
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Dec 17, 2011
Sherman Ave 2011 Readers Poll
Dec 17, 2011
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Dec 16, 2011
The Five Flavors of Motherfucker
Dec 16, 2011
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Dec 16, 2011
Simon visits Otake (Nakanoshima)
Dec 16, 2011
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Dec 15, 2011
Things That Suck: Coffee
Dec 15, 2011
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Dec 14, 2011
7 Things You Miss About Being at Northwestern
Dec 14, 2011
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Dec 13, 2011
Who You Shouldn’t Be Buying Christmas Presents For
Dec 13, 2011
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Dec 12, 2011
Other Things David Stern Should Veto
Dec 12, 2011
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Dec 11, 2011
Interviews: A Zombie
Dec 11, 2011
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Dec 10, 2011
5 Quotes From the Pokémon Movie that Cain Probably Considered Using
Dec 10, 2011
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Dec 9, 2011
Where to Find Your NU Love
Dec 9, 2011
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Dec 8, 2011
Places You Shouldn't Meet a Girl
Dec 8, 2011
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Dec 7, 2011
The Top 10 Reasons Rick Perry’s New Ad Is The Worst Thing Ever
Dec 7, 2011
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Dec 7, 2011
Five Things Not To Do While Making Out
Dec 7, 2011
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Dec 6, 2011
Simon pays a visit to Giulio Gerardi
Dec 6, 2011
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Dec 5, 2011
10 Things You Should Appreciate More Than You Do Right Now
Dec 5, 2011
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Dec 4, 2011
Badasses in History: Audie Murphy
Dec 4, 2011
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November 2011
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Nov 21, 2011
The Pros and Cons of the NBA Lockout
Nov 21, 2011
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Nov 19, 2011
On Penn State and Scandal
Nov 19, 2011
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Nov 15, 2011
Bag Tax in Evanston?
Nov 15, 2011
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Nov 13, 2011
A History of Inflammatory Statements in the United States
Nov 13, 2011
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Nov 10, 2011
Simon Visits Gideon Blackburn
Nov 10, 2011
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Nov 9, 2011
20 People Who Accomplished More Than Me Before They Were 20
Nov 9, 2011
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Nov 3, 2011
Simon Visits the Women Teachers Training College
Nov 3, 2011
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Nov 2, 2011
The 5 Historical Figures You’d Least Like To See at a Frat Party
Nov 2, 2011
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Nov 1, 2011
The 5 Historical Figures You’d Most Like To See at a Frat Party
Nov 1, 2011
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October 2011
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Oct 31, 2011
Badasses in History: Jean Lafitte
Oct 31, 2011
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Oct 27, 2011
Simon Visits The Year 1843 in Architecture
Oct 27, 2011
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Oct 26, 2011
Top 10 Least Advisable Halloween Costumes
Oct 26, 2011
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Oct 23, 2011
Badasses in History: Miyamoto Musashi
Oct 23, 2011
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Oct 19, 2011
Simon visits the North Philadelphia SEPTA Broad Street Line Station
Oct 19, 2011
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Oct 18, 2011
10 Reasons Why You Should Apply to be a Writer for Sherman Ave
Oct 18, 2011
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Oct 11, 2011
Sherman Ave Needs YOU!!!!
Oct 11, 2011
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Oct 11, 2011
Badasses in History: Hannibal Barca
Oct 11, 2011
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Oct 10, 2011
On Columbus Day
Oct 10, 2011
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Oct 6, 2011
Hate a Random Country: Costa Rica
Oct 6, 2011
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September 2011
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Sep 27, 2011
5 Reasonable but Merciless Alternatives to the Death Penalty
Sep 27, 2011
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Sep 26, 2011
Badasses in History: Rasputin
Sep 26, 2011
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Sep 13, 2011
Hate a Random Country: France
Sep 13, 2011
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Sep 8, 2011
Badasses in History: Winston Churchill
Sep 8, 2011
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Sep 6, 2011
Album Review: Extreme Measures' "Extremities"
Sep 6, 2011
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Sep 5, 2011
5 Ways Northwestern Can Become More Popular Than Harvard
Sep 5, 2011
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Sep 4, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Making Friends
Sep 4, 2011
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Sep 1, 2011
Thank You
Sep 1, 2011
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August 2011
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Aug 31, 2011
Hate a Random Country: São Tomé and Príncipe
Aug 31, 2011
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Aug 30, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Sporting Events
Aug 30, 2011
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Aug 30, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Evanston
Aug 30, 2011
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Aug 29, 2011
The Best Things About Northwestern
Aug 29, 2011
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Aug 28, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Packing
Aug 28, 2011
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Aug 27, 2011
NATO Sends in Morty to Capture Qaddafi
Aug 27, 2011
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Aug 26, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Dorm Life
Aug 26, 2011
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Aug 24, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: How To Not End Up in the Back of Some Guy's Van
Aug 24, 2011
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Aug 23, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Campus
Aug 23, 2011
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Aug 22, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Hooking Up
Aug 22, 2011
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Aug 22, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: How to Party Like a Wildcat
Aug 22, 2011
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Aug 19, 2011
Hate a Random Country: Kyrgyzstan
Aug 19, 2011
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Aug 16, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Burger King
Aug 16, 2011
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Aug 14, 2011
I’m sorry I made fun of Rebecca Black
Aug 14, 2011
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Aug 13, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The Keg of Evanston
Aug 13, 2011
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Aug 10, 2011
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Academics
Aug 10, 2011
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July 2011
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Jul 25, 2011
9 Historically-Inspired Pornos That Never Made It
Jul 25, 2011
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Jul 23, 2011
5 Ways to Cope With the Heat
Jul 23, 2011
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Jul 14, 2011
Revelations from the News of the World wiretaps
Jul 14, 2011
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Jul 13, 2011
Oreo Accolade
Jul 13, 2011
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Jul 12, 2011
Hate a Random Country: Brazil
Jul 12, 2011
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Jul 9, 2011
Hate a Random Country: Uruguay
Jul 9, 2011
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Jul 7, 2011
10 American Historical Events That Totally Should Have Been Pregamed
Jul 7, 2011
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Jul 6, 2011
Famous Moments in Hook Up History
Jul 6, 2011
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Jul 5, 2011
Wiz Khalifa's "Roll Up:" A Literary Analysis
Jul 5, 2011
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Jul 5, 2011
Maroon 5: The Ultimate Orgasm Enabler
Jul 5, 2011
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Jul 1, 2011
Commissioned Report Reveals Northwestern "Dangerously Susceptible" to a Zombie Outbreak
Jul 1, 2011
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June 2011
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Jun 30, 2011
The 5 Worst Celebrity Endorsements of All Time
Jun 30, 2011
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Jun 30, 2011
What the People Want
Jun 30, 2011
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Jun 29, 2011
Summer Bucket List
Jun 29, 2011
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Jun 29, 2011
Hate A Random Country: Iceland
Jun 29, 2011
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Jun 28, 2011
Guess Who's Back?
Jun 28, 2011
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April 2011
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Apr 12, 2011
Hate A Random Country: New Zealand
Apr 12, 2011
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Apr 6, 2011
The Bright Side of a Federal Government Shut-down
Apr 6, 2011
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Apr 6, 2011
7 Movies That (sadly) Never Came to Fruition
Apr 6, 2011
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Apr 2, 2011
Hate a Random Country: Latvia
Apr 2, 2011
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Apr 1, 2011
10 Cartoon Characters We Can't Help but be Attracted To
Apr 1, 2011
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March 2011
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Mar 29, 2011
Review: Michigan Rex's "Cities to Burn" EP
Mar 29, 2011
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Mar 28, 2011
My 15 Minute Stand With Morty Schapiro in Paris
Mar 28, 2011
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Mar 24, 2011
The Paliban Tours the Holy Land
Mar 24, 2011
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Mar 14, 2011
Rebecca Black's Hit Single "Friday"
Mar 14, 2011
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Mar 11, 2011
Watch: Fan Video of Eric Johnson Folk Jam
Mar 11, 2011
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Mar 9, 2011
What I'm Giving Up for Lent
Mar 9, 2011
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Mar 8, 2011
Girl Talk at Congress Theater
Mar 8, 2011
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Mar 3, 2011
For Whom the Fucksaw Drilldos
Mar 3, 2011
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February 2011
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Feb 28, 2011
Review: The Welcome's Debut EP "The Welcome"
Feb 28, 2011
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Feb 27, 2011
Drinking at Northwestern
Feb 27, 2011
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Feb 26, 2011
Sherman Ave's One Month Anniversary!
Feb 26, 2011
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Feb 23, 2011
It Really Is That Easy
Feb 23, 2011
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Feb 22, 2011
Willard Exec Board Endorsements
Feb 22, 2011
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Feb 20, 2011
Let's have a tweet for the Douchebags
Feb 20, 2011
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Feb 20, 2011
Kanye Hates Epileptics
Feb 20, 2011
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Feb 19, 2011
Your weekly DWOMBOS (Daily Word Combinations)
Feb 19, 2011
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Feb 16, 2011
Point/Counterpoint: Peanut Butter Patties vs. Tagalongs
Feb 16, 2011
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Feb 15, 2011
Battle of the DUPILF’s
Feb 15, 2011
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Feb 14, 2011
Some Pick-Up Lines That Are Sure to Heat Things Up
Feb 14, 2011
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Feb 14, 2011
Music For Lovin'
Feb 14, 2011
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Feb 13, 2011
Can't We All Just Get Along?
Feb 13, 2011
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Feb 9, 2011
Best Coast/Wavves at Lincoln Hall
Feb 9, 2011
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Feb 4, 2011
Morty Schapiro: The Man, The Myth, The Legend
Feb 4, 2011
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Feb 3, 2011
ZOMG Who Hid the Facebookz!?
Feb 3, 2011
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Feb 2, 2011
Women Should Leave the Kitchen and Edit Wikipedia
Feb 2, 2011
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Feb 2, 2011
We Haz Teh LOLCats!
Feb 2, 2011
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Feb 2, 2011
The White Stripes Announce Official Break-up
Feb 2, 2011
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Feb 1, 2011
How to Keep Warm During a Blizzard
Feb 1, 2011
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January 2011
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Jan 30, 2011
Tweeting About a Revolution
Jan 30, 2011
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Jan 28, 2011
Tight Fight
Jan 28, 2011
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Jan 27, 2011
I For One Welcome Our New Overlord Rahm Emanuel
Jan 27, 2011
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Jan 27, 2011
Other Rules Made Before Jesus that Evanston Will Enforce
Jan 27, 2011
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Jan 26, 2011
Patrick Henry on Evanston's Brothel Rule
Jan 26, 2011
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Jan 25, 2011
Review: Alpha Delta's new single "Harry Fucking Potter"
Jan 25, 2011
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Jan 24, 2011
Prepare Yourselves
Jan 24, 2011