25 Things You'll See at the Sherman Ave Fundrager Tonight!!!
1. The Feds (Kevin Federline and his entire family)2. The Dildo 3. Everyone who has ever appeared on All That 4. 50 Cent making out with Ja Rule 5. That one kid from your PA group 6. Two ponies and a third if I can get $20 by tonight 7. PENNIES!!! 8. John Lennon’s skeleton 9. Stonehenge 10. Dillo Day Official Merchandise 11. Grey Goose. Only Grey Goose. 12. Selina, the Dark Witch of Wickton, stirring a caldron 13. The Ether 14. 11 Pole Dancers 15. Frank Zappa’s daughter, Moon. 16. 12 Poles (the ethnicity, not the object) 17. Linguine and clams 18. A sad bj 19. Every single one of your exes and your father’s exes and your father’s father’s exes. 20. The sleigh from Citizen Kane 21. More granola bars than you would expect 22. Our parents when they get home at 1:00am. Seriously guys, they are going to kill me when they see this. Goodbye XBox privileges. 23. Bees? 24. A DVD of The Italian Job 25. Crime.