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We understand that, at first glance, we may seem like an innocent tiny little ma-and-pa satire site that deals in sex jokes, but in reality, we’re responsible for reporting all the conspiracies which have been leveled against you…
Can you see why it’s a little bit hurtful to us that you’ve barely touched it yet?
The university will switch to Furrari, a rideshare service that employs local vermin and trains them to operate motor vehicles, effective January 1.
Kimye will be gracing us with their next child, Evanston West (fingers crossed!), very soon.
#4: My Overprotectiveness of Your Virginity
“What I witnessed in Lutkin Hall Auditorium – well, it was an experience I can only describe as a true deflowering.”
What a fun way to let those noisy little artists in on the fun while recognizing some obvious realities.
“Like any other club sport on campus, when we choose our members, we just do the classic kidnap, and then the good ole ‘drink or we’ll kill you’ method! Simple as that.”
"Students can enjoy a wide variety of foods that take inspiration from the fictional country such as “spaghetti.’"
"All of my friends changed their names too: Dreg, Tynsly, Wldksghads, and even G&*@!s.
"Despite these charges, all 8,353 undergraduate students reported zero changes in their day-to-day life.
"My muscles are like dictionaries, full of definition."
"I will begin with an apology: Profesora, you are one of the loves of my life, truly, but we cannot be together."
“It’s what the kids need,” Smith said. “God knows it’s hard enough for them to get laid.”