It's time to settle this, once and for all.
"All of my friends changed their names too: Dreg, Tynsly, Wldksghads, and even G&*@!s.
“Invisibilia” discusses the invisible forces controlling human behavior and the world of pseudo psychology and futurology, so the Wildcats have decided to do their part by playing it extra loud for the patients at Evanston Hospital..
"Despite these charges, all 8,353 undergraduate students reported zero changes in their day-to-day life.
Have you seen those kids? So cool.
"I will begin with an apology: Profesora, you are one of the loves of my life, truly, but we cannot be together."
“It’s what the kids need,” Smith said. “God knows it’s hard enough for them to get laid.”
"It’s really a great flyer and definitely deserves some recognition for the effort put in, maybe even a hug.”
"I’m thinking of gathering some people together and protesting in some way, like maybe doing a march or something? I’m really surprised that there hasn’t been a march for women’s rights before but I think I’m really excited to lead one”
"You will be compensated with the ring I was going to propose with at our monthly tapas dinner."
“It’s truly admirable”, remarked one Democratic spokesman, “she came in at nine and left around seven o’clock...never seen anything like it.”
"We’ve begun to eat your food. Soon, we’ll wear your clothes, then your skin, then occupy your entire bodies and regain our sprightly bloom."
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
An evening with Kelsey’s friends in Boystown
Or to take Arms against three hours of trouble
And by texting, end them
"Prepare for a Brain Blast, because here we go."
The big Q: Which trendy liquid container do you pick to contain your liquid?
"Jun Li, a Bienen Senior and one of NU Sax Week’s organizers, says she’s excited for Northwestern students to have an opportunity to take the taboo away from listening to saxophones.
"Evanston: A great place to raise a family if you don't like them."
“Little Shop of Horrors” closes on January 28th after an embarrassingly short 5-show run.
It's a bad time to be marginazlied and fashionaable
An even spookier ghost
Our 2016 Fall Nail Guide
Using these tips, last year I got an internship on a farm where I slopped with pigs.
Request a copy of each roommate’s tax forms from the previous calendar year.
Step 1: Be in California because that’s where Kardushians are.
It’s time to get him a gift that says “I’m thinking about you but not like in a relationship way."
1. Norris Ice Rink minus the 3$ for the skates
I’ve met quite a few Ryans in my day, and some of them remind me of these buildings.
What’s up with the acronym? What do the letters stand for? What does it all mean?