An Ode to Uber: A Modern Day Fairytale

Once upon a time in a land not so far away, There lived a girl, in love, in the strangest way. The girl loved with a passion, she loved with all her might. And her prince would come find her, every single night.

He was there for her always, in the snow and the rain. And he was there, especially, when Skol met her brain. At her command, he would appear, No matter the distance, Tantric-far or Deuce-near.

With only the tap of a button on her phone, The prince would arrive and take her straight home He tickled the fancy of every girl (and every boy) But he would take her all around Illinois ;)

The prince always called and was seldom late; He was always polite, especially with an 8X surge rate Lyft and Northshore were never so loyal, The prince had a way of making her feel royal

Their nights were filled with drunken laughter, And she and Uber lived happily ever after.