Hey NU, How Could You?
A Letter to the Northwestern Administration Concerning Obama's Planned Visit: How could you…We supported you every step of the way. Last week we were both living without Obama, sure, but we were TOGETHER. Then, out of nowhere, Obama says he would visit our Evanston campus. Man, we the undergraduate students were so excited. We all read the e-mail you sent out, not able to believe our eyes. We were so proud of you for working so hard to make it happen, but then everything changed when we found out most of us weren’t allowed to come, and further more, that you decided to pack up and move in with our older and more successful brother Kellogg.
Hey @KelloggSchool, I will give you 1 (one) sex in exchange for a seat at Obama's speech. Y/N?
— Sherman Ave (@Sherman_Ave) September 30, 2014
KELLOGG. The school that wears so many Ivy League shirts that I think I’m in an awful elitist nightmare every time I walk past Foster. Go ahead, show me, show me one Kellogg student that wears purple, huh? You think they care about our future? Sure, they’re more successful now, but we have heart! And when was the last time an Ivy team beat Penn State? I didn’t see any to-be MBA (Mega Butthead A-Hole) students representing the ‘Cats at Beaver Stadium! I thought that all meant something to you.
But no, it’s fine. We’re doing our own thing. We’re not going to cry about it. We don’t need no man-uscripts. This Thursday, we’re ALL going out, and we’re going to have an UNDERGRAD ONLY night and guess what? No admin allowed, and CERTAINLY no Kellogg students! How would you like that? We’re just going hit the town with no care in the world, and who knows, maybe we’ll take a new administration home. Just don’t come crying to us when Kellogg leaves you and sends all their money to their Ivy homesteads (WHICH SUCK!!).
Sincerely,
A Really Jealous Undergraduate Community
