Miley Cyrus Mad Libs
Miley Cyrus has declared the act of intercourse to be “a beautiful and magical thing.
…just in CASE you were wondering whether she was still striking terror in the hearts of parents of horny tweens across the country. Or if you were wondering whether sex is indeed a beautiful thing.
Anyways, let us collectively wish an unplanned pregnancy upon this classless strumpet (it seems like the only thing that might actually remove her from Hollywood) with a set of Mad Libs. Simply answer the questions below and fill in the blank spaces as commanded – no cheating!
- your “type” (e.g., athletes, pre-meds, gingers)
- your favorite sexual position
- how do you feel after 2 weeks without any sexual activity?
- how do you like your breakfast in the morning? (adjective)
- your porn star alias
- on top or on bottom?
- #1 person you’d bang if you could
- the title of your favorite porn movie
- method of communication
- depraved sex act (urbandictionary style)
- unclean adjective
- #2 person you’d bang if you could
Send yours to me at firstname.lastname@example.org, and if your Mad Lib turned out as attention-seeking and degenerate as Ms. Cyrus herself, we just might publish it.
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
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