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Brew Bike To Offer Special Edition Hot Dog Water Infused Cold Brew in Honor of AEPI Dog Days

Brew Bike To Offer Special Edition Hot Dog Water Infused Cold Brew in Honor of AEPI Dog Days

In an exciting new development, Brew Bike has just announced a new Cold Brew flavor to celebrate AEPi Dog Days.

In addition to their Cinnamon Sugar, Vanilla, and Nitro flavors, for this week only Brew Bike will be selling an exclusive new special edition flavor, Hot Dog Water.

That’s right. For a limited time only you can enjoy the taste of licking the Wrigley Field bathroom floors AND feel the cocaine-like caffeine rush of highly concentrated coffee all at once! And for half the price of a Cubs ticket? What a deal!

Our friends at Brew Bike described the process to us, and it’s actually quite simple.

“We start the process by simmering a handful of Hebrew National Hot Dogs in a large vat of lukewarm water overnight. After a few hours of steeping, we drain the hot dogs and use that hot dog water as the main base for our brew.”

As always, the folks at Brew Bike do what they can to go above and beyond.

“We actually collect the charred bits of hot dog from the bottom of the AEPi rental grill and mix that in with our coffee grounds.”

The result? A delicious, charcoal-filled drink perfect for helping you stay awake during those pesky Philosophy discussion sections. And with the Dog Days grill right next door, it’s all too easy to douse your drink with your favorite seasonal condiments!

And the little chunks of pink meat floating on the top of the glass? That’s one thing our contacts at Brew Bike refused to comment on.

“Hey! We gotta keep some things secret,” Our anonymous contact replied with a wink, “We are a business, after all.”

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