What's In and What's Out for November

What's In and What's Out for November

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Each month, Sherman Ave will provide a guide to what’s in and what’s out for those who want to be on forefront of coolness at Northwestern.  

In:

Choker Necklaces

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We all know that retro is what’s hot right now. And what’s more retro than something that the mean girls at school use to wear when they said they would never go out with you even if you were the last boy on earth?

Bears

Look at this happy little guy!  I can't stay mad at him, even if he did just maul my entire family!

I haven’t heard about any bear attacks recently, so bears are back in my good graces for the time being. Frankly, even if there has been a bear attack recently, bears are still in for the month because they love eating salmon just like me.

https://twitter.com/

Fun fact: "Tweet" is a common onomatopoeia for the sound birds make!  That's why Twitter's logo is a bird!

Got something on your mind? Got a joke? Got some news? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then https://twitter.com/ is the website for you. It’s a social media platform that lets you share little status updates or “tweets” in 140 characters or less. Check it out!

 

Out:

Doctors

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I got the flu this week and my friend got food poisoning. Did any doctors come to the rescue? NO! Granted, we didn’t visit any clinics or hospitals, but it’s their job to make people feel better!

Your Younger Sister

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You’ve been out of the house doing your thing in college while she’s just soaking up all of that parental love that Mom and Dad are splooging out of them.  I even heard that for graduation she’s getting a car. What did you get? Oh yeah, you got Carl Sandberg’s Chicago Poems.

Danger

Stay the heck away from exclamation points inside of equilateral triangles!  They look like trouble!

I don’t know about you guys but when I was younger, a gypsy told me I would die in 2014.  I don’t want to prove that gypsy right like I did when I broke up my parent’s marriage.

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