What's In and What's Out for October

Each month, Sherman Ave will provide a guide to what's in and what's out for those who want to be on forefront of coolness at Northwestern.  

In:

Panera Bread

October is all about the soup and half sandwich combo. Honestly, at this point, fuck Gutenberg and the printing press. The bread bowl is the most significant invention of all time.

Oasis

Nothing says 2014 like Britpop legends Oasis. I know I haven’t been to a party that hasn’t played “Wonderwall” in seven months. If you’re anyone at this school, you better be bumping Oasis on the regs.

Satan

He’s back! You may have a different name for Him, but there’s one thing that’s is for sure: Satan is making a big comeback. Look for Satan to possess the soul of you or one of your loved ones this month.

Out:

Melatonin

Listen scientist, no one told you I needed help sleeping so why don’t you leave the sleep aids in the science labs for once. People here can sleep just fine thank you very much.

Birds

I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve had enough of Birds for one year. Why don’t they migrate already!?

Craig

I know people have been calling his demise for months, yet Craig is still the most popular guy in school. However, I have on good authority that Sabrina is going to break up with Craig for Tyler Mastrianni. Sorry Craig, you’re reign of terror is over.