“I completely failed that final”: I’d estimate that I got an 82% on that final.
“I honestly haven’t even started studying”: Besides these notes I took, all the lectures I attended and readings I did, and this handy little study guide I drafted up.
“We get a one-page cheat sheet, but I don’t think it’ll really help”: I will put the entirety of human knowledge on that sheet in size .25 font.
“Oh my god, I’m gonna get so drunk after this final”: I have two more finals to study for and will not under any circumstances be leaving the library or speaking with another human being until I'm entirely done.
“It’s a 20-page research paper and I haven’t even STARTED”: ...the conclusion. I haven’t started the conclusion.
“That was literally the hardest test of my life”: Shoot, maybe I only got a 79% on that final?
“I haven’t slept in three days”: I haven’t slept in three days.
“It wasn’t quite as bad as I thought it’d be”: I’ll be setting the curve on that exam.
“I just had my Orgo final”: I completely failed that final.
“I think I guessed on half of that exam”: Man, question #14 really had me stumped until I remembered the equation.
“I’m glad that I’m HPME. That was a good choice”: I am a broken soul and will never again be able to find joy in this dark and horrid life we live.
“Dude, you’re like my best friend”: Give me your notes. Now.
“I have a final the next day, but yeah I can go to formal!”: I’m going to talk about that final for the duration of formal.
“Psst, do you understand #3?”: I’m unprepared for this test and think it would be fun if we both failed it.
“I’ve got a group project meeting from 7 to 10 tonight”: I’ll be committing several acts of homicide around 8:15 tonight.