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Freshman Guide: Asking Someone Out

Freshman Guide: Asking Someone Out

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Asking someone out on a date can be a daunting task. No one likes getting rejected, but it will happen every once in awhile. We here at Sherman Ave are experts at getting rejected and rejecting, so we came up with a comprehensive step-by-step list on asking your crush out on a date.

  • Just do it.

 

End of list. It’s that easy. You would rather live with rejection than regret, right?  Just go up and ask them on a date. Well, unless:

  • They have made it abundantly clear that they don’t want to date you
  • They are dating somebody and you are aware of it
  • You are dating somebody
  • They don’t like you
  • You don’t like them
  • I, Clint Taurus, have a crush on them*
  • They’re racist
  • They’re homophobic
  • They’re sexist
  • They don’t like your friends
  • They’re an asshole
  • You’re an asshole
  • Their favorite R.E.M. album is Monster
  • They have a low iron count
  • They don’t like cereal
  • They don’t like the podcast Serial
  • They prefer chicken as the protein in their ramen
  • You haven’t ever seen them and are making them up
  • They can’t name all the state capitals
  • They haven’t seen Wet Hot American Summer
  • They’re not interested in having a wedding at the Ripley’s Believe it or Not castle in St. Augustine Florida
  • They’re allergic to buffalo wing sauce
  • They haven’t read a book in five years
  • They only eat celery
  • They’re an animal
  • They can’t dunk
  • You can’t dunk
  • They can’t play a sick bass line
  • They’re married to the sea
  • They don’t have a 50 state quarter map
  • You are trying to break their heart

*If you are unsure about someone for this one, email us at shermanave1@gmail.com or call our in-house Love Guru at 7733163050 and we’ll let you know.

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