‘Zabba da beepop!’ Sims “Dillo Day” Expansion Pack Review: 5 Stars!
With Dillo Day just around the corner, everyone is making their pre-festivity arrangements. But after butt-chugging a sidewalk slammer, punching that cop, and burning the ZBT off-campus house to the ground last spring, I realized the day may not be for me. Luckily, Sims has just come out with a “Dillo Day” expansion pack that allows you to escape reality and have the best parts of the day without the trauma. My review? 5 stars! Let’s check it out, gamer squad.
First up, I designed my Sim to have the most bangin’ bod, decked out in an Elder fanny pack and NOTHING else. Lookin’ hot but in a quirky way, I then invited the whole neighborhood to my very own Dillo Day mimosa bucket! Gamer squad, we all know that a key part of Dillo Day is that classic 2pm Hamlin darty blackout. So, once my guests arrived, I paused the game, built a doorless fence around my virtual yard to trap the Sims inside, and then hit the “fast-forward” button! Cutting everyone off from the outside air for hours on end with only 4-Lokos and eachothers’ piss to drink was so awesome. By noon, three sickos had passed out like absolute #chillers.
Next, I took my Sims over to the lakefill for some cigarettes and pre-concert fun... NAKEY LAKEY time! One of my Sims, Martha, was deep into an acid trip and began to drown in Lake Michigan. Her screams of “Zabba da beebop! Zabba da beebop!” went unheard, and soon the Grim Reaper himself appeared. Right before Martha passed, I had her request to “Woohoo” him! What can I say? It’s Dillo, baby- I’m shooting my damn shot.
Finally, the concert itself. Did someone say, “Flabbopie?” (That’s Cupcakke in Simlish!) It was truly amazing to listen to lyrics like “HUMP ME! FUCK ME! Daddy betta make me choke” translated into the universal beauty of Simlish: “Gweeh boo Gwop boo! Fleeya doy boopie!” Tears were shed, I’ll admit. And after the concert? Flabbopie signed my pixelated tits.
As the evening drew to a close, I shut my laptop and soberly brushed the Pringle’s crumbs off of my sheets. The perfect end to a perfect Dillo 2019! 5 Stars.