Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare yourselves for one of the most momentous cultural events of the century. Welcome to our prototype for what shall become the greatest repository of all time for all things cultural and/or humorous in the Chicago area. It's going to kick even more ass than Black Dynamite. But, you know, without all of that messy blaxploitation business. So stay tuned and pay attention, because shit shall get real.
