We Will. The Campaign for Northwestern is an invitation to join together to realize a bold vision for Northwestern. Maybe someday we'll get around to offering health services on the weekend, lowering tuition, striving for diversity, providing better mental health resources and ensuring students have safe transportation throughout Evanston.
Maybe someday.
But hey, did you hear about the new athletic complex we're building??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meA87TasIuc
–Pip Sleazy, Scurvy Jacobson and Lady Keystone
