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A Sonnet for the Evanston City Council

Shall I compare thee to a bag of dicks?

Thou art more floppy; tougher to inflate:

Rough winds do shake the flaccid shafts like sticks,

And just one bag hath all too light a weight:

Sometime too short a baggèd dick may stand,

and often is the tan complexion dimm'd;

And many dicks do find themselves unmanned,

With pubic hairs so horribly untrimm'd;

But thy bag-dickery, it shall not fade,

Thy dicks are forged in all thy shitty pride;

With character as cunty as Dwayne Wade,

The strength of all thy dicks shall not subside.

A late-night mugging I will have in store;

if shuttles stop at Sherman/Noyes no more.

Sherman Ave Presents: Ikea Bingo

Sherman Ave Presents: Ikea Bingo

Places You Can and Can't Meet Potential Love Interests at Northwestern

Places You Can and Can't Meet Potential Love Interests at Northwestern