After 26 Selfies Local Man Forced To Admit That Might Just Be What He Looks Like
This past week Evanston area resident, Craig Powell, faced a shocking realisation, after taking 26 ill-looking selfies in a row – that that might just be what his face looks like. Powell claimed that he’d “always known he wasn’t the best looking guy” but that the realisation came as “an absolute bombshell”. When Sherman Ave spoke to Powell he still sounded audibly shook.
He said he’d been preparing for a night out and thought he should take a pre-pre-game-insta and he’d already thought of the caption (“the cold never bothered me anyway”) when disaster hit.
Powell told us that in the past he had questioned whether that was his face, with the kind of weird forehead and the creepy smile, but he’d always had a new haircut or ‘bathroom lighting’ to blame. “I never conceived that what I was seeing could be the truth. I guess I was somewhat in denial.”
When asked about his future Powell began to tear up over the phone and said at his darkest point he’d even considered deleting his account altogether, but after some motivational quote Tumblring he’d resolved to simply retreat into the safety of his Finsta, surrounding himself with those who like him for his “bubbly personality” and his “condo”.