QUIZ: How Many of These Lana Del Rey Songs Do You Know?

• I Am Sad
• Whisper Me The List, Sir
• America, The Beautiful?
• Coke Zero on Ice
• New York City, I Like It
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• LA Rain
• My Heart, She Hurts  
• My Heart, She is a Girl
• Sunglasses in the Dark
• This Line for Space Mountain Is So Long But I Want to See The Stars
• City of Christmas Lights
• Something About A Car
• My Flat in Brooklyn
• Electric Security Blanket
• Tragedy, Remedy
• Creep
• Cinnamon Stars
• Supernovocaine
• Flash Tattoos Are A Thing I Like
• Butterfly Kiss of Death
• Lemonade in Rancho Mirage

1-5: The Darkness Embodied  

The bangles do not come near you. Your heart is black and your soul is empty, like the desert when it isn’t Coachella. You do not know the feathers, and the feathers do not know you. Crows flock toward you, and not the silhouetted artistic ones painted on your off-white bedroom walls or the coffee shop where the Artists write their nature poetry. You do not know what hurt truly is. Bad! Bad Lana fan.

5-10:  Summer Bummer

You may have one bangle, but you don’t look good in it. You have been to New York City, but you have not lived there, which is entirely different. Your heart has felt pain but it is still intact. You think rain in LA is a common occurrence- it is not. You own bralettes but they do not fit you comfortably. Go- go listen to more Lana and return when it is time. When.. if... you are ready, you will know.

10-14: Hopeful Hoop Earring

Your bangles are showing promise. You think Radiohead should’ve just taken 40% and chilled, which is reasonable. You know what a convertible is, and once you even rode in one. The wind does not know your name but it recognizes your face from somewhere. You wear a lot of rings. You are not there yet, but you are on your way. Get in that convertible and breathe in the air along the PCH and drivel. Lana is waiting.

14-18: Bangle Goddess

Good bangles! When you open your mouth glitter pours out- and then a golden thimble of blood. Such is life. The wind whispers to you its secrets of lip stains and flash tattoos. You have freed all of the dreams from the dream catchers, nets can no longer hold you down. You think Radiohead can shove it up their ass. The spirit of heartbreak thanks you.

18-22: Pure, Unfiltered Sunshine

You are bangles embodied. Your heart has been shattered and filled with stardust then sewed back together with the strength of moving on. Your mended heart pumps glitter throughout your body with exceptional gusto given your endearing cocaine habit the doctors call “addiction.” Yes you have healed, but your sparkling scars shine bright. Your heart will never be whole as it once was, but such is the price of cocaine glitter immortality. You can teleport between coasts by striking a harp. You have arrived.