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The Thirst Games: May the Alcohol Be EVER in Your Favor!

The Thirst Games: May the Alcohol Be EVER in Your Favor!

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With the Hunger Games out and about and making waves (Thank GOD it made triple the box office money that any of the Twilight series made), one can assume that we would do only one thing here at Sherman Ave. DRINK TO SUCCESS. So here’s a handy follow-along reading and drinking guide to the Hunger Games:

Supplies: 2 of any of the cocktails from the most recent Culinary Dorm Corner Alcohol of any kind. Don’t get something cheap, The Capitol is spoiling us before the Games, right? Mixers/Chasers – we don’t want you to pull an Amy Winehouse on us.

The Rules Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Katniss thinks about Prim Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Katniss thinks about Gale

  • 2 if she’s slobbering on Peeta

Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever a plant name is mentioned (unless it refers to a person like Katniss, Prim or Rue, etc) Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Katniss bitches about beautification. Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Effie Trinket is a shallow cuntwaffle. Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Katniss describes the food she eats. Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Katniss shoots an arrow.

  • 2 if she misses

Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Peeta gets pissy. Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Katniss assumes she knows what Haymitch is thinking. Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Katniss is present when a tribute dies. Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever there’s a description of the citizens of the Capitol.

  • 2 if their skin is dyed.

Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Haymitch is drinking. Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever Peeta is a waste of space and is constantly carried by the Careers or Katniss. Take a shot of the mixed drink whenever there’s a cliffhanger at the end of a chapter. 2 if it’s at the end of the book. Drink the cocktail when the Gamemakers change the rules like whiny kids.

HAVE FUN!

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