APPLY TO BE A SHERMAN AVE WRITER!!!?!! Spring 2KFifteen
Hey you! Apply to write for Sherman Ave! You’re really funny…looking! Ha, we got you good with that one (just kidding, it’s not ok to body shame).
Anyway, due to the impending rapture (4/19/15 4:59:16 PM, mark your calendars) we are expecting to lose a sizeable portion of our writing staff to Satan’s inferno so we are looking for fresh-faced Purgatory-bound humans to fill their spots! If you are funny (or good at faking it), and are covert enough in your sinning that Hell cannot claim you then you’re exactly the type of person we are looking for (also multimedia skills are good too). Together we can rule this new apocalypse as emperors or god-kings or superheroes or whatever. It’s really your call since titles are pretty arbitrary. Here is the link to your destiny
DUE APRIL 17th 11:59 PM
Do you have to be a Northwestern student to write for us?
Nope, we don’t care about your school, background, dark past, or family health history. We want unique voices and funny people.
What is the rest of the application process like?
Certain applicants will get called back for a short informal interview the week after the application is due, and then will be asked to submit a final short-form article (the prompt will be given later).
That’s pretty much it for FAQ, people don’t ask us questions that often (but if you have any, send them to firstname.lastname@example.org).