8 Reasons Why Milan Fashion Week Needs To Lay Off The LSD
They tried to make Milan go to rehab, but it said, “Non, non, non.” Here’s why we suspect Italy’s most fashionable city is trippin’ hard. 1) Because Thom Browne was apparently inspired by a vision of his dead grandma popping a boner.
2) Because this is an R.L. Stine novel waiting to happen.
3) Because some hippie put too much effort into reducing/reusing/recycling their fiber-optic Christmas tree.
4) Because only with a lot of drugs could one conceive of Casual Hawaiian Sleeveless Suit Friday.
5) Because, unlike the Eyed Click Beetle, models cannot confuse predators with false eye patterns and a sequined mermaid suit.
6) Because that’s the wrong side, Prada.
7) Because this is about 1mg short of an OD.