Here's My Pitch for a New Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Movie Franchise

Here's My Pitch for a New Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Movie Franchise

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants:

Perfect. Don’t change a goddamn thing.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2:

Carmen, Bridget, Tibby, and Lena discover their Traveling Pants not only possess the power of friendship, but also the powers of super strength, flight, and telekinesis. But they are soon put to the test as they face off against a rival group of four diabolical girls and their sinister dark wash jeans in a battle to decide the very fate of humanity. 

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants III:

After defeating the dark wash jeans, Tibby and the Sisterhood travel to the jean homeworld (a Levi’s factory outside of Newark) to film a documentary about the age-old conflict of boot cut vs. skinny jeans. But when a rock thrown by Carmen accidentally sets off a war between the two factions, which side will they and the Pants choose?

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: The Final Chapter:

The girls are faced with their greatest challenge yet when the ancient Greek god of cloth Kamui rises from his thousand year slumber to “rip” the fabric of the universe and end existence forever. Lena will have to venture back to Greece and work together with her ex-lover Kostos to find the answers to stop Kamui once and for all.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: Origins:

So, how did the Traveling Pants end up in that fateful Bethesda shopping mall? This prequel tells the story of the government experiments that turned an ordinary pair of jeans into the superpowered Pants. After escaping the underwater laboratory and killing the nefarious Dr. Abbadon, the Pants flee to the mall where they patiently wait until someone (or someones) worthy finds them…

Sisterhood: Reunion:

Ten years later. After Bridget’s death during the Clash of Kamui, the girls have all gone their separate ways, attempting to move on with their lives. But when the Pants return with a plan for the score of a lifetime, the girls reunite for one last heist: stealing 14 million dollars worth of Bejeweled pockets from the Royal Bank of Switzerland.

The Sisterhood of the Time Traveling Pants:

On the 11th anniversary of Bailey’s death, Tibby uses the Pants’ powers to travel back in time and give her friend the cure to her leukemia. However, her actions accidentally cause a future where Kamui rules the Earth with the dark wash jeans as his evil lieutenant. Now, Tibby needs to travel back in time and give Bailey another fatal illness before it’s too late.

The Sisterhood Vs. The Traveling Pants:

When the Pants are bitten by an infected moth, they go insane-- destroying neighborhoods and killing random innocent civilians. But will the Sisterhood be able to save the Pants, or must they do the unthinkable to finally put an end to the chaos?

Dawn of the Planet of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants:

After the diseased Pants contaminate the entire jean population, humanity is forced to retreat underground as the jeans take over. We follow the Sisterhood as they attempt to survive their race’s near-extinction.

Sisterhood X:

Onboard a spaceship to settle a new planet, the Sisterhood is attacked by the pair of stowaway Pants. They are murdered one by one, until Carmen manages to send the Pants out of a space lock, finally ending the bloody rampage. But since she is the last human left alive (dooming the species to extinction), she decides to kill herself and end the Sisterhood, for good.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants:

A reboot of the original movie, and then the series just repeats from there, with younger actresses.

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