APPLY TO WRITE FOR SHERMAN AVE. BECOME COOL.
We know you want it. You know you want it. So make like the true heinous you are and APPLY TO WRITE FOR SHERMAN AVE!! Join us. Receive a new identity, your very own pseudonym--or sheudonym, if you will. Our writers enjoy a plethora of perks, everything from a social status somewhat on par with the bunnies the campus fox used to eat to exclusive membership in a secret Facebook group cryptically labeled "Sherman Ave Writers."
Oh, and whatever ad revenue we don't reinvest in the site, we spend on alcohol. As you can tell, we don't invest much in the site.
So come. Be a part of something big. Something excited. Something banned in all but three Canadian provinces. All you have to do is fill out this application and send it in to us at firstname.lastname@example.org. The deadline is Midnight on Sunday, October 6th. After we review applications, selected applicants will be invited back for an individual interview on Friday, October 11th. After the individual interviews, selected applicants will be invited back for a group interview on Sunday, October 13th. Some might say that our application process has too many stages; incidentally, those are the same people that can eat shit and die.
If you have any questions about the application process, shoot us an e-mail and we’ll get right back to you. Please note that you do NOT have to attend Northwestern University to write for Sherman Ave.
APPLY HERE. We'll see you on the other side.