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White Woman Nervously Reaches For Cell Phone Upon Seeing The Black House

White Woman Nervously Reaches For Cell Phone Upon Seeing The Black House

Evanston, IL- Claiming that she had been keeping her eye on the building from the moment she walked down Sheridan, local woman Rebecca Brown anxiously pulled out her cell phone to report a suspicious looking building on campus.

“The way the architecture looked was just giving me a bad feeling. I suspected there had to be some loitering going on because the building looked so different from the other white buildings on campus,” said Brown.

“My heart was in my throat when I read the name of the building. I tried to make eye contact with other people walking down the street, but I just kept getting hit by bikes in the bike lane. I knew I had to perform my civic duty, so I quietly dialed 911.”

Sources later report a squad of police officers aggressively beating down the columns of the building, claiming the building was “resisting arrest.”

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