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Writer For Satirical Online Paper Criticized For Making Too Many Lists

Writer For Satirical Online Paper Criticized For Making Too Many Lists

A candid shot of Office Richard "Dick" Fuzz. Evanston, IL - Second year writer, Officer Richard “Dick” Fuzz, was confronted by editor Clint Taurus earlier this summer for “copping out” and “making too many lists” to be published on the unnamed online publication. Officer Richard “Dick” responded with his reasons for making so many lists:

  1. They’re more fun to read.
  2. Isn’t this fun?
  3. They’re more fun to write.
  4. This is fun.
  5. They take up more space with fewer words.
  6. Milk
  7. Sugar
  8. Bananas
  9. Toilet paper
  10. Tampons
  11. Oops wrong list
  12. Skydive
  13. Backpack around Europe
  14. Lose my virginity
  15. Ugh wrong list again

 

Officer Richard “Dick” Fuzz promised to lay off on the lists and we think she’s off to a great start. Yes, Officer Richard “Dick” Fuzz is a lady. No one was more shocked than Officer Richard “Dick” Fuzz.

 

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5 Essential Food Pairings That Will Save Every College Student

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