Trump to Deport All ‘Foreign’ Policy in First 100 Days.
Newly elected President Elect, Donald Trump, has just published a thorough three post-it note plan for his first 100 days in office in which he has outlined a clear goal to deport all ‘Foreign’ Policy within his first 100 days.
Close advisors have reported that the newly reinvented politician went into a “hot rage” when he found out that President Obama and Secretary Clinton had been creating ‘Foreign’ Policy during their 8-year stint in the White House. President Elect Trump claimed that from now on they would only be making American policy for American people and vowed to deport any foreign policies, people, or food he found around the White House.
This proposal was announced as part of a serious government reshuffle with the formation of a Double Secret Service and the abolition of the Small Business Administration arm of the government with claims that “no business in my America will be small”. In good news though President Trump’s cabinet is looking to contain more women in positions of power than ever before as President Elect Trump announced all Secretary positions will “obviously” be filled by women. This will be the first time the posts of Secretary of Defense, Secretary of the Treasury, and Secretary of Veteran Affairs have been held by women. It truly is a historic moment in history.