Sherman Ave Needs YOU!!!!
Think you have what it takes to write for the hippest motherfuckers on the web today? If so, we need people like YOU to fill out our New Writer Application, email it to email@example.com by March 25th, and impress us enough with your latent heinousness that we choose you to write for our vaunted publication. We can't wait to see what ya'll come up with. The Sherman Ave New Writers Application can be found HERE!
Cordially, Sherman Ave