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15 Ways the Wildcats Can Get Back into a Bowl Game in 2015

15 Ways the Wildcats Can Get Back into a Bowl Game in 2015

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  1. Well, for starters, win like eight games or more.
  2. Maybe some teams will protest bowls for their over commercialization and that’ll open up some spots.
  3. Practice, practice, practice!
  4. Buy a bunch of replica Wisconsin Badgers jerseys and show up to Camp Randall Stadium during a practice and hope that everybody thinks that the team just got really big.
  5. Get God on their side.
  6. Arrange a stellar a cappella cover of Randy Newman’s “I Love L.A” to perform at half-time during the Rose Bowl.
  7. Make a vision board and put a bunch of pictures of bowls games and pretty ladies (To keep the fellas motivated).
  8. Murder every single player in the rest of the Big 10.
  9. Change up the pre-game pump-up playlist to include less Regina Spektor and more Kate Nash.
  10. You know, there still isn’t a Anti-Air Bud rule in college football.
  11. You know, there still isn’t a Anti-MVP: Most Valuable Primate rule in college football
  12. Cheat a lot and never get caught.
  13. Change the definition of football in the dictionary to “a game in which two teams of big strong beef boys compete to see which team can eat the most blueberries in an hour” and get super good at eating blueberries.
  14. I’m sure there are many affordable seats to the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl.
  15. Just give it the old college try.
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