I'm Just a Wittle Fweshman...Can You Help Me?

Hey ebwebody… I’m just a wittle fweshman, and I don’t wunna be a buhwden, but I hab a wot of questons…

Fuwst… Whewe’s duh wibwawy? I wunna get ahead on my cwasses for intunships.

Awso

Me and my woommate got pwaced in West Faiwchild. Evew heawd of it???? I tink I am gunna hab a pwegame soon. Invite anywun.

Awso

Hehe..walk signs on to cwoss Shewidan woad :)

Haha..wait…

Hewwo? Evewybody? Should we pwegame in bobb or eldew?

Awso

Wait, guys, is our watio ok??? Text yow Catawyst counsewuh!

Awso

Shouwd I join Gweek life? Awe fwaternities and sowowities baaaad? 

Awso

How many dining dowwahs does that cost? 

Awso

Wut can my dining dowwahs go to?

Awso

Thewe’s no mowe hot cookie baw? ???? I want cookie >:(

Awso

Are you going to the wesidential community event? I heard they have fwee Geeowdanos.

Awso

Hab you guys been to Joyees yet? It’s wike the best westauwant in Ebanston I think.

Awso

Does anybubby know any easy peezy pwewequisites? I heawd wocks for jocks was hawd last yewuh. 

Wait….

Whewe’s duh exit to duh Elder staiwwell? I’ve been in hewe for sooooooooooo long

Hewwo?

I have to get to Fwench 101 awwwww da way souf in Kwesge. 

Hewwo?????

Am I gunna be wate??

HEWWO? ANYBUBBY?

Am I gonna faiw da class????

Awso

Does anybubby know any easy peezy pwewequisites? I heawd wocks for jocks was hawd this yewuh. Wait, did I awweady ask you dat?

Wet me know if you guwyz hab answuhs to any of my questons!