6 ~Adorable~ Baby Animals Who Will Literally Solve All Your Problems
Your best friend Isabella convinced you to invest all of your money in American Apparel, and it didn’t go well. Good news for you, this pooch is actually a world-renowned investment banker with a degree from Wharton who can turn the $500 left over from your Bat Mitzvah into enough money to cover your basic living expenses!
Surprise! Living with your best friend Isabella isn’t everything you were hoping for. Specifically, she strives to “maintain a creative environment” by “allowing unrestricted life to radiate from every surface.” This little ducky is here to support you when you confront her about leaving uncovered Indian food on the desk for six days.
Spring break is just around the corner, and that means that your entire extended family is about to try to figure out why you’re still single. Don’t let your mom ask you how your best friend Isabella can find a man and you can’t. Don’t let Grandma Lois passive-aggressively remind you that your eggs are going to dry up. This adorable skunk knows that finding a relationship is hard, and if you’re ready to take the leap, she will find you your soul mate.
Good news! Your best friend Isabella just scored a Rhodes Scholarship! You have sent in applications to every consulting firm in the country, but it turns out your dad was right, and that BA in Art History does not actually tell employers that you are a “good analyzer.” Lucky for you, this bunny has connections at McKinsey, BCG, Deloitte, and Bain Capital and she is more than happy to get you a job at any of the four after graduation.
What’s more adorable than your best friend Isabella talking about her new diet non-stop? This panda! Good news for you, this panda is also a licensed physical trainer, and can help you build up the muscle you need to knock that bitch into next Tuesday!