Freshman Guide: Ice Breakers
Wildcat Welcome is full of new faces, PA group bonding, and seemingly endless ice breakers. Soon everyone will be asking you your major, where you’re from, and what your mundane superpower is - so don’t show up unprepared! It’s your choice whether you want to share, or not to share, but you can use our guide to familiarize yourself with some classic ice breakers just in case.
America’s favorite mint debuted with this classic cool mint flavor in 1969. Sadly, it’s unveiling was overshadowed by the moon landing (they occurred on the same exact day).
But looking back, we can appreciate which event truly had the bigger societal impact. This refreshing flavor is perfect for popping in between classes or parties where you’re pretty sure Kevin from your floor might be.
For the wild side in all of us. Ice breakers sours are for that yummy mouth feel where you kinda wanna know what scraping the roof of your mouth with a steak knife would feel like, but are still building up the courage to try it.
Not brave enough to do PWild? Catalyst kind of skeeve you out? Get the same anxious feeling of being stuck in the woods with strangers by popping one of these babies. Check that off your freshman bucket list!
What a goddamn game changer, Ice Breakers. Not only did they dive into the medium of chewing gum, they formed each piece into a perfect cube. Just like the Egyptians, baby. Use these sparingly and for times when inspiration is needed.
For the freaks, goths, brains, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Anyone can find themselves in the Ice Breakers Iced Tea Lemon flavor, it’s what we call “The Great Equalizer.” Just like when you thought you would be ostracized from your PA group for fucking the hypnotist on stage, but they accept you anyway. Just like your PA group, this flavor at first comes off totally unnecessary and frankly, disgusting. But then just as it melts away, you realize it was actually pretty great.
Only two faced bitches eat Ice Breakers Duos. If anyone tries to offer you one of these, beware. They’ll ditch you 3 minutes into a Sig Chi Wildcat Welcome Party even though you were literally in the middle of slapping the bag.
