Step 3: Perform a Citizen’s Arrest. Step 5: Go get Andy’s!
Help! I Invited People Over and They Actually Came
The worst part? I couldn’t get them to leave.
BREAKING: Being “Busy”, “Smol”, and “Obsessed with Christmas” Removed from List of Personality Traits
Potential removals include “being premed”, “loving fall”, and “being from California”.
Freshman Guide: Ice Breakers
Ice breakers sours are for that yummy mouth feel where you kinda wanna know what scraping the roof of your mouth with a steak knife would feel like, but are still building up the courage to try it.
Belated Hot Take: TARGET???!!>!?!?!?!
Ever tried on a pair of $14.99 Target sunglasses and felt God?
Northwestern Hookup Culture Sucks Especially When You’re Not a Part of It
Northwestern’s dating scene is TOXIC. But can we please stop talking about it so I can stop having FOMO
Study Participation Invitation: Kellogg Offering $50 to Any Student Who Can Explain Why My Girlfriend Left Me
"You will be compensated with the ring I was going to propose with at our monthly tapas dinner."
Northwestern Now: Seniors to Ignore
Meet some students from Northwestern’s class of 2017 that are barely getting by
Spanish 101 Student Hospitalized After Consuming 5 Tubs of Hellman’s Mayonnaise on Cinco de Mayo
“I just kept reminding myself, ‘cinco means five,’” Martin explained as he reflected on his mayonnaise purchase. “The next thing I remember is waking up in North Shore,” revealed Martin.