Local Man First to Notice Easter and 4/20 Are Same Day
SALINE, Mi. - According to sources, local man Evan McSweeny pointed out to a small group of his friends this afternoon that the holiday of Easter and the cult holiday of 4/20 occur on the same day in the year 2014 – April 20th. “Yeah man, isn’t that nuts,” McSweeny reportedly commented to his friend group while giggling wildly. “Jesus is gonna be getting high off of God and shit, and off of some gnarly kush.”
Easter Sunday, a predominately Christian holiday, celebrates the day that Jesus Christ was resurrected and ascended to heaven, in order to sit at the right hand of God. 4/20 (sometimes annotated as 420 or 4:20) is a day when thousands of people partake in the consumption of marijuana, commemorating nothing in particular.
“No dude, isn’t that fucking wild, man?!” McSweeny continued, speaking through a mouthful of Cool Ranch Doritos. “It’s almost like, I don’t know man, like, God is telling us to blaze our balls off. You know?”
McSweeny, that same afternoon, also made his friends aware of the fact that Jesus looks very similar to Keanu Reeves.