Post Election Fashion Trend Watch: Not Wearing a Hijab
Pumpkin spice lattes. A crunchy pile of leaves. A brisk breeze in the air. Fall fashion season is definitely here, and besides the usual peacoats and wool beanies, there's one new surprising style trend thats taking the nation by storm: Not wearing a hijab!
Fashion-forward muslim women everywhere began this hot new trend after the recent election, and it seems to be really taking off. Not only is it stylish and chic, but it also prevents them from being attacked with a lead pipe while walking down the street!
Talk about practical fashion!
And it looks like this fashion trend is already taking Hollywood by storm: Celebrities such as Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and yes, even Kim Kardashian are already not wearing hijabs. As teen star Chloe Grace Moretz told Seventeen Magazine last week, "What's a hijab?"
What a fashion icon!
Plus, don't forget to accessorize: Not wearing a hijab goes great with getting patted down at airport security, being spit on in public, and gold hoop earrings! And be sure to straighten your hair- Remember: your style goal should be looking as close to a white person as you can! If you need help, ask black women, they've been on top of that trend for years now.
Vogue, capitalizing on the popularity of this hot new trend, published its Post Election Fashion Dos and Do-Nots, including:
DO: Pair shoes with your dress using complementary colors such as red and orange!
DO NOT: Respond if somebody calls you a dirty fucking terrorist and threatens to deport you.
DO: Wear multiple layers, which will keep you nice and warm while adding depth to any simple outfit!
DO NOT: Speak any language besides English in public.
DO: Contour your makeup to slim down your face and make your best features pop!
DO NOT: Have black skin.
We'll be keeping a close watch on this fall fashion trend as it continues to develop. And get excited for next month's December Fall Fashion Watch: White Hoods!
Stay fashionable ladies!!!