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60 Ways to Spend the 60 Minutes That You Gain on Sunday

60 Ways to Spend the 60 Minutes That You Gain on Sunday

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  1. If you’re a slow reader, finish this article.clock
  2. Close all of the windows that were left up on your computer from this week.
  3. Call your mother.
  4. Google yourself.
  5. Watch the sunset at 4:00pm.
  6. Fly to Arizona and be ahead of your time.
  7. Rob a bank. Illinois law doesn’t apply in the 25th hour.
  8. Listen to Ryn Weaver’s Octahate so you can say you heard it before it was mainstream
  9. Overcome writer’s block with regard to your impending deadline for your satirical magazine.
  10. You should probably go to the bathroom at some point.
  11. Try not to think about llamas.
  12. Check your email.
  13. Follow someone until they turn around.
  14. Ignore someone until they get mad.
  15. Invest your money.
  16. Starting at 2:00am, take a shot of beer every minute. Then, after an hour, set the clock back to the time you started and you’ll have gotten drunk in no time.
  17. Take a shit and leave a shit.
  18. Reinvent yourself.
  19. Try to snap inside of your mouth.
  20. Cross your eyes and see if they stick.
  21. Clean your bellybutton.
  22. Chit.
  23. Chat.
  24. Sort your Halloween candy and try to get rid of your Smarties.
  25. Get fitted for a suit. You’re going to buy one at some point in your life, and you’ll want to know your size. You’re probably a 42, but don’t take my word for it.
  26. Try to come up with 60 things you can do in 60 minutes.*
  27. Play with someone.
  28. Play with yourself.
  29. Practice for DM.
  30. Watch this 120 times.
  31. Clean your room. Parents weekend will be here before you know it.
  32. Clean yourself. Parents weekend will be here before you know it.
  33. Turn over an hourglass and see how long it takes to empty.
  34. Go to church if you’re into that.
  35. Find out what makes you tic.
  36. Change your mind.
  37. Go to Kafein and see if you can get served in an hour.
  38. Make up for lost time.
  39. Take a SafeRide somewhere 20 minutes away.
  40. Sleep in.
  41. Sleep out.
  42. Do the Hokey Pokey.
  43. Unsubscribe from listserves.
  44. Plan out your winter quarter schedule.
  45. Plan your transfer.
  46. Make a mountain out of a molehill.
  47. Find your phone.
  48. Find your coat.
  49. Find your virginity.
  50. Read all 3 of Officer Richard ‘Dick” Fuzz’s articles.
  51. Quarantine yourself.
  52. Find your birth parents.
  53. Have a cow.
  54. Harness the power of the sun.
  55. Write a great American novel.
  56. See where Wikipedia takes you.
  57. Find the end of the Internet.
  58. Study horology.
  59. Don’t you have homework?
  60. Wait until the last minute.

*Trust me, it takes longer than 60 minutes.

- Officer Richard "Dick" Fuzz and Virgil Goldstaff

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