Something Really Interesting Happening in Corner of Periodicals, Apparently
MAIN LIBRARY - Periodicals was rocked this evening at 5:25 PM as sources speculated that something really interesting must be happening in the southeast corner of the room. Loud semi-whispering and incessant giggling alerted library-goers to the development.
"They're all laughing pretty loudly in a place that's clearly a designated 'Quiet Zone' so something pretty important must be happening over there," remarked SOC Sophomore Carly Witte.
McCormick Junior Tyler Bole echoed Witte's sentiments.
"I mean, if something is going on that allows you to interrupt my concentration with your piercing cackles, it's probably the funniest, most interesting thing to happen," Bole said.
"I heard gasp at one point, so obviously whatever is happening is both shocking and humorous," Witte noted.
"They're talking at Core-level decibels, so probably they just discovered the funniest joke ever written or something," Bole added.
This story is still developing, as these people are continuing to act like they're in fucking Norris.