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Why I’m Single, As Told by My Dentist

Why I’m Single, As Told by My Dentist

  • “You have a tomato sauce stain on your shirt.”
  • “You cancelled your last 3 appointments.”
  • “You don’t wear your retainer.”
  • “Mmm your teeth are a little crooked.”
  • “You don’t floss enough.”
  • “You don’t floss well.”
  • “Do you own floss…?”
  • “Do you still want cookie dough flavored toothpaste?”
  • “You have another cavity”
  • “Your sister doesn’t have cavities.”
  • “Your teeth are really sensitive.”
  • “I see you’ve been eating lots of pizza.”
  • “And guacamole.”
  • “Is that lettuce? Good for you!”
  • “Jeez, these gums are pretty puffy!”
  • “You need to brush ON. THE. GUM.”
  • “So you’re in college now right? Incredible.”
  • “Who woulda thunk it?”
  • “So liberal arts, that’s scary isn’t it?”
  • “I guess being poor is right for some people.”
  • “Do you have time for boys?”
  • “What about…. girls?”
  • “Nope nope boys got it.”
  • “…Well maybe you should think about girls”
  • “Oh you have.”
  • “Does your mother know about these thoughts?”
  • “I’ll just give you my pastor’s number.”
  • “He loves Jews!”
  • “Great ok well you’re all set here.”
  • “See you next week for your drilling.”
  • “Say hi to Pastor Ted for me.”
  • “Oh and don’t worry about the Freshman 15, at least you’re smart!”
Your Favorite Websites as Members of Your Family

Your Favorite Websites as Members of Your Family

Op-Ed: Listen Up You Little Shits, Without Prison Investments There Would Be No Free Pizza at Basketball Games by the NU Investment Manager

Op-Ed: Listen Up You Little Shits, Without Prison Investments There Would Be No Free Pizza at Basketball Games by the NU Investment Manager