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Satan Admits He Created Morty's Angels: "I Was Bored"

Satan Admits He Created Morty's Angels: "I Was Bored"

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(via thomasdietz.com) EVANSTON, Il.-- The Devil acknowledged this afternoon that he was behind “Morty’s Angels,” the looks-based rating website for NU girls that appeared earlier this week.

“I was bored on Wednesday and I was just kinda like, ‘What can I do to reduce 50% of the population to nothing more than their appearance?’” Satan said in an exclusive interview. “What I’ve found is that when women are compared to each other based only on subjective perceptions of attractiveness, it creates just the right kind of evil that really gets me going.”

When pressed to explain whether he had any help in building or launching the site, The Fallen Angel continued to say that he worked alone.

“I actually signed up for Codecademy a few months ago and I was kind of working through some of the Flash training when this idea came to me,” Lucifer explained. “It took a few hours of intense coding, but I was really happy with how it turned out.”

Officials at Shiel Catholic Center said they weren’t surprised to hear that The Evil One had come forward to take credit for the site.

“It took me probably five seconds on the website to realize that Morty’s Angels was the Devil’s work,” Father Anthony McGarron said as he poured eight gallons of holy water on his Lenovo ThinkPad. “It’s really pretty classic Satan material.”

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