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10 Indisputable Movie Reviews From Your Uncle Mike

10 Indisputable Movie Reviews From Your Uncle Mike

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  1. “Boy, that was some road trip!” – Mad Max

    Braces don't seem so bad now, do they sport?! (via ytimg.com)

  2. “I guess that’s why we stick to zoos!” - Jurassic World

    Your move, SeaWorld! (via io9.com)

  3. “That movie would have been better if I had remembered my notepad!*” –Fifty Shades of Grey
  4. “They don’t teach you about THAT in Sex Ed.!” – It Follows
  5. “That guy was in Parks and Rec!” – Guardians of the Galaxy

    I thought park rangers didn't like raccoons. Get your story straight, buddy!

  6. “Where’s the nearest wormhole? I want to see that movie again!” – Interstellar

    Forget the "inter," this movie was just plain stellar! (via blastr.com)

  7. “I don’t think I’ll be getting married anytime soon**!” – Gone Girl
  8. “Now you see what life was like before Google!” – The Imitation Game

    Your aunt's meatloaf pretending to be real food, that's the real imitation game! (via imdb.com)

  9. “J.K. Simmons plays the role of a disciplined conscious in an external vessel. He embodies what great artists and musicians must possess if they hope to achieve the awesomely exclusive peak of musical genius. In this light, his role is romantic, he offers a student an invitation to this destination even though this student lacks the integral asset!” – Whiplash

    The power dynamics at play here represent the internal struggle within Miles Teller, one which is both self-destructive and propels him to achieve greatness. (via kenworthy.org)

  10. “I volunteer as tribute! (will be said the next 10 times your in his company whilst a proposition is introduced)” - The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1

    I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be mocking anyone with a bow and arrow! (via imdb.com)

 

*Interchangeable with Palm Pilot.

** Not in a sad way, which almost makes it sadder.

 

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