Potential removals include “being premed”, “loving fall”, and “being from California”.
Potential removals include “being premed”, “loving fall”, and “being from California”.
The company feels that with new relatable flavors such as “regret,” “back pain,” and “I can have a glass of wine at 11 AM, right?” more adults will switch to getting their nicotine fix from the Juul.
Yeah it’s me. The guy who wears shorts year round, no matter the temperature – how the hell are ya? I’m pretty swell, not cold at all actually.
First, they came for the PWILD budget and I said nothing because I did CUP. Then, they came
for the ice rink and I said nothing because who looks hot while ice-skating?
“Maybe it’s not too late to start an extracurricular that people actually like, one that isn’t some super embarrassing cult,” Silver continued. “I should try improv.”
“Biss is still fuming that he didn't even get a callback and finsta'ed that JB only got one because his parents donated the law school. Ahhh Nepotism, gotta love her. “
Move over Reaganomics— here are some 21st Century lies to tell your grandparents to make your vote stretch even farther in the midterm elections:
We feel like our demands are reasonable. We know your spending habits aren’t.
Move over, Jenny with the purple and white striped overalls. This guy just sat on the fence.
Students have been asking for an expansion of CAPS for years, so this just might be the answer. The answer to what? We’re not so sure. But hey, sometimes… it just be like that.
Don’t worry too much: chances are the orgasmic release you experienced as a result of this horrific act was solely because it was a mime who you killed—and mimes are famously annoying, what with their silence and boxes that no one is able to see except them.
Like, I’m responsible for whether this creature gets its kibble or dies of starvation. How empowering is that!
Further investigation shows Callaway was briefly hospitalized during exam week last quarter for severe nipple chafing.
Like a true colonizer, she conquered my room and my heart. This is the sort of confidence no current NU student has developed, and it is what makes Lauren such a passionate lover.
Rayless then adjusted his groucho Marx glasses, letting the crowd know that they were not intended to hide his true identity, just a fun little thing he likes to do, adding “I’m me, and I’m real! Olé!”
I think we can all agree that this is the real Oktoberfest. Anyone else have this experience? No just me? Noted.
Previously, says Compass employee Ron Stevenson, stepping into a dining hall was unsafe for not only students with nut allergies, but also people with a dedication to celibacy.
I for one would rather burn up in flames than work at anything less prestigious than Deloitte.