Move over, Jenny with the purple and white striped overalls. This guy just sat on the fence.
Move over, Jenny with the purple and white striped overalls. This guy just sat on the fence.
Students have been asking for an expansion of CAPS for years, so this just might be the answer. The answer to what? We’re not so sure. But hey, sometimes… it just be like that.
Don’t worry too much: chances are the orgasmic release you experienced as a result of this horrific act was solely because it was a mime who you killed—and mimes are famously annoying, what with their silence and boxes that no one is able to see except them.
Like, I’m responsible for whether this creature gets its kibble or dies of starvation. How empowering is that!
Further investigation shows Callaway was briefly hospitalized during exam week last quarter for severe nipple chafing.
Like a true colonizer, she conquered my room and my heart. This is the sort of confidence no current NU student has developed, and it is what makes Lauren such a passionate lover.
Rayless then adjusted his groucho Marx glasses, letting the crowd know that they were not intended to hide his true identity, just a fun little thing he likes to do, adding “I’m me, and I’m real! Olé!”
I think we can all agree that this is the real Oktoberfest. Anyone else have this experience? No just me? Noted.
Previously, says Compass employee Ron Stevenson, stepping into a dining hall was unsafe for not only students with nut allergies, but also people with a dedication to celibacy.
I for one would rather burn up in flames than work at anything less prestigious than Deloitte.
But if that day is Monday, there better be some fucking lasagna waiting for me in the dining hall.
“I had the best registration time so I felt it was only fair that I be the one to do it,” shrugged Caroline. “At least I got into 10AM Orgo.”
Set to “Sad!” by XXXTENTACION, representatives from NSFP stated that they were hoping to “get a little more hip and push some boundaries this year.”
Ice breakers sours are for that yummy mouth feel where you kinda wanna know what scraping the roof of your mouth with a steak knife would feel like, but are still building up the courage to try it.
In addition, the league explained that silence is mandatory unless players decide to say, “I’d bang the flag for freedom,” in a fit of passion.
Preston is somehow able to find the time to serve as Vice President of Northwestern College Republicans AND be tormented by the knowledge that his parents don’t truly love him.
Humanity will never go to mars, but be doomed to live on this dying earth, up to our knees in broken phones and discarded plastic, doomed to be alone with nothing but a user friendly interface.
Clarke and Elliot were last seen telling low-income students in their classes that “we’re basically the same,” and asking, “can you help me fill out the FAFSA?”