Just swipe your card, pick up the bike, and push that pedal to the metal! It’s that simple.
Just swipe your card, pick up the bike, and push that pedal to the metal! It’s that simple.
The name of every Starbucks product will be preceded by the word Jergens, and in order to receive their food or beverage, customers must audibly say the name when they order.
The slap knocked me out of my inebriated stupor into a moment of perfect clarity: I deserved this.
However, the results we found actually affirm the stereotype, and quite frankly the peer pressure is to a societal benefit. Everyone would be much cooler if they drank.
I mean “The Uncensored Truth About Homosexuality?” Don’t leave anything out, you Cargo-Pants-Wearing-Sex Gods!
My heart was in my throat when I read the name of the building. I tried to make eye contact with other people walking down the street, but I just kept getting hit by bikes in the bike lane.
Your roommate is not the most attractive person on campus by a long shot, but when compared with you it’s pretty obvious that he is visibly more attractive.
Were freshmen alive in 2008?
That’s right. For a limited time only you can enjoy the taste of licking the Wrigley Field bathroom floors AND feel the cocaine-like caffeine rush of highly concentrated coffee all at once! And for half the price of a Cubs ticket? What a deal!
Some potential miracles include a group of actors having their careers pan out, a 19th century newspaper employing a woman, or the show being under three hours.
I personally found it disgusting that this glorified microwaved cookie dough was being reduced to its looks, which honestly are not that great anyways.
The top runner ups included a free motivational poster with each session deal, a BYOP (pillow) campaign, a customer referral incentive program, and a social media contest.
The bedroom is unfurnished except this tiny little pair of baby shoes I found in the middle of my room one day. Neat!
When asked about how Sara was able to audibly say “:) <3”, she answered, “I’ve been listening to a lot of Google Translate, I mean, why go abroad if you’re not going to become a part of the culture? ;)”.
Hey, you. Yeah, you. You fucking freshman. Here are the rules for Fight Club.
This banger is pure a pure adrenaline rush - no chance of sleeping anytime soon after you hear it.
This stark reminder of our troubled past is clearly discernible in student groups like Stitch, the fashion publication, an inherently prejudice organization… or maybe I’m thinking of Spoon?
Just one year later, I wake up full of regret and shame. I tried to take a shower today, but my drain was clogged with maraschino cherries and (I think) anal beads.
Next time you go digging, be on the lookout for buried franchises!