"One mistake some Northwestern students make is to dig for treasure under the sorority house of Delta Delta Delta, since it reminds students of the Nile delta."
Using these tips, last year I got an internship on a farm where I slopped with pigs.
"She had already promised to stop at this point...but she got up to go to class, looked me straight in the eye, and said ‘Best, Becky.’ I got chills."
"These sisters had formed a community, and whether it be through food or high socioeconomic status, that’s something I had to respect.
"I’m thinking of gathering some people together and protesting in some way, like maybe doing a march or something? I’m really surprised that there hasn’t been a march for women’s rights before but I think I’m really excited to lead one”
"You will be compensated with the ring I was going to propose with at our monthly tapas dinner."
“It’s truly admirable”, remarked one Democratic spokesman, “she came in at nine and left around seven o’clock...never seen anything like it.”
They harassed you at the student org fair. They’ve invaded your dorms in the dead of night to “rehearse”. And now, as peak a cappella season draws near, it's time to fight back.
"We’ve begun to eat your food. Soon, we’ll wear your clothes, then your skin, then occupy your entire bodies and regain our sprightly bloom."
"All of my friends changed their names too: Dreg, Tynsly, Wldksghads, and even G&*@!s.
We need to stop talking about these issues so I can go back to the mindless subjugation of unsuspecting students who were so recently excited about joining a brotherhood of their peers.
"Monday was Giordano’s and glassblowing. Tuesday was Naf Naf and glassblowing. Wednesday we wanted to switch things up, so we kept it simple with just glassblowing."
"Despite these charges, all 8,353 undergraduate students reported zero changes in their day-to-day life.
“Britney, I am your crosswalk light, and I would like to ask for your hand in marriage.”
The show should be renamed Rag-ExtendedPeriodOf-time if it wants to truly capture the essence of the experience.