Request a copy of each roommate’s tax forms from the previous calendar year.
Request a copy of each roommate’s tax forms from the previous calendar year.
"My muscles are like dictionaries, full of definition."
I want to make it known how little anger I have toward this person, but I do ask that you come forward.
Bad! Bad Lana fan.
Step 1: Be in California because that’s where Kardushians are.
"You probably don’t have a subscription to The New Yorker. You probably only read The Odyssey and Total Frat Move. You’re an idiot. Unlike Alice Williams."
"I will begin with an apology: Profesora, you are one of the loves of my life, truly, but we cannot be together."
Keep your conversations fresh with these thought-provoking questions!
There's just something so human about it.
When pouring through our hundreds of applications, we ask each other, ‘would you hit that?’”
"Unfortunately, we had a record number of applicants this year, and we simply do not have the time to talk to you about your symptoms and misdiagnose you."
"As soon as you lock eyes with a student rep, they will see you as a human being. A human being they can take complete control of.
“It’s what the kids need,” Smith said. “God knows it’s hard enough for them to get laid.”
It’s time to get him a gift that says “I’m thinking about you but not like in a relationship way."
As sad as it is, I think it’s time for us to finally face the facts: it's probably just our parents putting the presents under the tree.