Like, I’m responsible for whether this creature gets its kibble or dies of starvation. How empowering is that!
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Like, I’m responsible for whether this creature gets its kibble or dies of starvation. How empowering is that!
By resident Sherman Ave cooly cool guy Nat A. Kopp.
The future is now! And that future is a terrifying nightmare hellscape.
Officers stood alongside DEA agents in front of a massive pile of illicit hoverboards collected in a recent raid.
I, just like you, thought that I had the mystical powers to overcome the freshman 15 and would return home unscathed.
If you don't want to be on the wrong side of NU's 50% freshman mortality rate, this video is going to come in handy.
Company spokesmen have promised the highest level of realism for their game's college football experience.
Pip Sleazy and Scurvy Jacobson talk about Ivy League jealousy at Northwestern.
This student has a 3.4 GPA, a 26 on the ACT, and a stack of rejection letters
And we thought the Northwestern hook-up pool was limited.
Your friends are all gonna be pretty fat now, probably