It’s really like, so, so, devastatingly sad that after all that time, I had to come back from abroad! And also that the church burned down.
All in General Heinous
It’s really like, so, so, devastatingly sad that after all that time, I had to come back from abroad! And also that the church burned down.
“It’s almost like the real clitoris was friendship, and we’ve just been too blind to see that.”
“What I witnessed in Lutkin Hall Auditorium – well, it was an experience I can only describe as a true deflowering.”
What a fun way to let those noisy little artists in on the fun while recognizing some obvious realities.
“Like any other club sport on campus, when we choose our members, we just do the classic kidnap, and then the good ole ‘drink or we’ll kill you’ method! Simple as that.”
Whatever people want to do behind closed doors or in the dark corners of Shanley Pavilion is fine with me but please don’t shove your alternative percussion in my face. How am I supposed to explain that to my children?
“I think everyone will really love the new Zetas,” McCourt added. “And if they don’t like them, they’re just dolls, so they won’t be able to feel the soul-crushing insecurity I endure on a daily basis. We’re all looking forward to the social season ahead.”
Like, I’m responsible for whether this creature gets its kibble or dies of starvation. How empowering is that!
When asked about how Sara was able to audibly say “:) <3”, she answered, “I’ve been listening to a lot of Google Translate, I mean, why go abroad if you’re not going to become a part of the culture? ;)”.
"How about rewarding the only character who was genuinely considerate and not constantly making issues for daddy to fix???
"Not everyone knows this about me, but I have superhuman hearing... when I masturbate in our room.
"I’m thinking of gathering some people together and protesting in some way, like maybe doing a march or something? I’m really surprised that there hasn’t been a march for women’s rights before but I think I’m really excited to lead one”
"You will be compensated with the ring I was going to propose with at our monthly tapas dinner."
“It’s truly admirable”, remarked one Democratic spokesman, “she came in at nine and left around seven o’clock...never seen anything like it.”
"We’ve begun to eat your food. Soon, we’ll wear your clothes, then your skin, then occupy your entire bodies and regain our sprightly bloom."
"My muscles are like dictionaries, full of definition."
"I will begin with an apology: Profesora, you are one of the loves of my life, truly, but we cannot be together."
It’s time to get him a gift that says “I’m thinking about you but not like in a relationship way."