Regardless of the cost and debilitating injury, Bambic and her whole crew still recommend Ski Trip highly.
All in General Heinous
Regardless of the cost and debilitating injury, Bambic and her whole crew still recommend Ski Trip highly.
"It’s really a great flyer and definitely deserves some recognition for the effort put in, maybe even a hug.”
This whole experience is all available free of charge (except for the $1000 your parents pay).
The fact that you must pay to join these organizations is absurd classism, and trust me, ZBT and Tri Delt also think that’s total bullshit.
"How am I supposed to fit in free coffee, late night breakfast, and miniature horse therapy into my schedule?"
A recent study revealed that IFC does not influence university policy to any degree, surprising literally nobody except IFC.
As the general manager of Mark II Lounge, I really don’t give a shit.
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
An evening with Kelsey’s friends in Boystown
Or to take Arms against three hours of trouble
And by texting, end them
The Flipside is vastly superior than this colossal dump you call a “humor” website.
There I was, wearing my best nylon purple duty vest. I looked good. I felt numb.
One is in the woods, one is in the big bad city of Chicago but most importantly, both create the illusion of friendship and security for freshman
"If there’s one thing I could always count on without fail, it’s Lisa’s perfect, unchanging sandwich menu"
“I’m definitely getting into at least one Ivy, and I’m not talking about one of the fake ones like Cornell,” said Peters.
"A new study at Northwestern University has revealed that on average, Americans consume 10 snow leopards each year in their sleep.
"New students are having trouble finding their classes behind the layers of artisan ash."
"‘It would be a tragedy to ruin a young man’s future because of one mistake he planned, premeditated, and executed.’”
"You were the first building I ever entered on campus. I don’t know if I ever told you that.
"I was a little disappointed after a few months at Northwestern and realized that college is nothing like the Sims 2: University expansion pack."