My heart was in my throat when I read the name of the building. I tried to make eye contact with other people walking down the street, but I just kept getting hit by bikes in the bike lane.
My heart was in my throat when I read the name of the building. I tried to make eye contact with other people walking down the street, but I just kept getting hit by bikes in the bike lane.
Your roommate is not the most attractive person on campus by a long shot, but when compared with you it’s pretty obvious that he is visibly more attractive.
Were freshmen alive in 2008?
That’s right. For a limited time only you can enjoy the taste of licking the Wrigley Field bathroom floors AND feel the cocaine-like caffeine rush of highly concentrated coffee all at once! And for half the price of a Cubs ticket? What a deal!
Some potential miracles include a group of actors having their careers pan out, a 19th century newspaper employing a woman, or the show being under three hours.
I personally found it disgusting that this glorified microwaved cookie dough was being reduced to its looks, which honestly are not that great anyways.
The top runner ups included a free motivational poster with each session deal, a BYOP (pillow) campaign, a customer referral incentive program, and a social media contest.
The bedroom is unfurnished except this tiny little pair of baby shoes I found in the middle of my room one day. Neat!
When asked about how Sara was able to audibly say “:) <3”, she answered, “I’ve been listening to a lot of Google Translate, I mean, why go abroad if you’re not going to become a part of the culture? ;)”.
Hey, you. Yeah, you. You fucking freshman. Here are the rules for Fight Club.
This banger is pure a pure adrenaline rush - no chance of sleeping anytime soon after you hear it.
This stark reminder of our troubled past is clearly discernible in student groups like Stitch, the fashion publication, an inherently prejudice organization… or maybe I’m thinking of Spoon?
Just one year later, I wake up full of regret and shame. I tried to take a shower today, but my drain was clogged with maraschino cherries and (I think) anal beads.
Next time you go digging, be on the lookout for buried franchises!
Ever tried on a pair of $14.99 Target sunglasses and felt God?
Like all women, the rock is already beautiful. Still, she would look a lot hotter if she was slim thick.
I mean is it 2008? Where is this angst coming from? Panic at the disco! isn’t even a thing anymore
Northwestern’s dating scene is TOXIC. But can we please stop talking about it so I can stop having FOMO
Go Heinous or Go Home.
Jesus is the name on everyone’s lips, especially at this time of year—but it’s about time to resurrect these stunners .