"I would caution our dear readers to not lose focus of the other important news that is on everyone’s minds right now: we could, in the next year, have our nation’s first black president."
"I would caution our dear readers to not lose focus of the other important news that is on everyone’s minds right now: we could, in the next year, have our nation’s first black president."
"Chance the Rapper deserves recognition for the work of art he has produced, and I’m shocked--or as Chance would say, shook--by the current lack of hype around this album.
"The show aims to demonstrate just how extraordinary we all are as individuals, but the truth is you didn’t get into that a Cappella group you auditioned for, so there goes that feel-good thought."
"I’ll preface my story with this: before I drank the Unicorn Frappuccino, I was really, really straight."
Symptoms can range from sprouting a small set of flags, to hosting Mini Courses, and even the development of various student friendly storefronts.”
The big Q: Which trendy liquid container do you pick to contain your liquid?
When: Once we get your work study money.
Where: Wherever the hell we feel like it. Scram!
Who: An artist we found through our Discover Weekly Spotify playlist.
"Jun Li, a Bienen Senior and one of NU Sax Week’s organizers, says she’s excited for Northwestern students to have an opportunity to take the taboo away from listening to saxophones.
"I’ve been at this school for three years. I’ve made a few friends, and some of them are on GES, yet I still I have no goddamn idea what they do.
"The attendant who asked me – very rudely, I mind you – to put out my joint didn’t even honor my coupon that had expired just two days ago. Never going back! 0/5"
A message from the Vice President of Student Affairs regarding the recent Smoke and Fire Investigation.
"I mean, just because I’m not a pink balloon doesn’t mean they can target me for being different."
“I mean, everyone knows Cabo is made for vacation, but the thing no one wants to talk about? The adversity you face coming back to school so suddenly,” confessed Horton through teary-eyes. “It’s a real problem.”
“You’ve gotta be f*ckin’ kidding me,” he whispered to himself as two A&O representatives emerged to walk him offstage and back to his Tesla S with “Pussy King” vanity license plates.
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How are we supposed to enjoy our Frontera salads when this injustice is allowed to continue?