These days, it seems just about everyone from your mom, to your sister, to your mom’s sister’s mom has taken the coward’s dive into 70’s fringe territory. And who could blame them?
These days, it seems just about everyone from your mom, to your sister, to your mom’s sister’s mom has taken the coward’s dive into 70’s fringe territory. And who could blame them?
I don’t care if it is in broad daylight, you will always have at least a 60% chance of being murdered in Bobb.
A basketball tossed somewhere on the floor behind you is a subtle hint to your life beyond the screen…
If you’re trying to tell me that I stink, SAY IT TO MY FACE. Actually, don’t, I’ll start crying immediately if you do.
“I just can’t wait for these hormonal teens to climax on my recliner,” thirty-seven-year-old Couch growls.
I'm inviting you to join the family fun, and the cutting edge of new media, by spinning the wheel!
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"We all know why Joe Biden is rushing to falsely pose as the winner, when he has in fact only won the first of three or possibly five, depending on how we do in the second.”
Residents have set up a GoFundMe to support the Bezos family as they deal with this insurmountable loss.
*This article will be updated daily to contain daily coverage of the #CopsOutofNU Protests as reported by the Daily Northwestern.
This discovery is no coronavirus vaccine. Forget the antibodies and any hope to regain your sense of taste.
In the socially distanced COVID-test line… I ran into the guy who ghosted me back in March.
As students are forced to quarantine for two weeks upon returning, it’s our duty to do this keg stand for our fallen brothers and sisters who cannot.
This is not a letter we wanted to write, but we are compelled to make several adjustments to our plans for tributes this fall after consulting with Panem medical experts, as well as state and local public health officials.
No one else in the bathroom cares about your presence as much as you do. Whereas they’re just there to dispel a regrettable Plex Burrito, you’re a gender-pioneer! Fun!